Tag: Toni

365: Hands

~Handmaiden~ I think I am pretty well organised.¬† Well I thought so.¬† When I left Spain about 20 months ago for Austria, I informed every Spanish government office, including Spanish social services that I was out of there. I thought that the only thing…

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322: Home Help ….. HELP !

~The Form~ Toni, ¬†my young Spanish friend and neighbour thinks it’s a good idea to get me a Home Help from the Spanish Social Services, ¬†as Toni and her family are rarely home during the day and I might do something stupid like stand…

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My Wonderful Six Week Holiday From Blogging. Ha !

Hi lovely bubblies.¬† I’m back after 6 weeks … sort of.¬† Okay, I know you are saying to yourself, “Oh Nooooo !” … but a man’s got to do what a man’s got to¬†do … ruin your day ! Heron on a roof top¬†…

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Bits And Pieces

¬†~ WARNING : THIS¬† IS¬† A¬† VERY¬† LONG¬† POST. ~ IF¬† WHILE¬† READING YOU¬† FEEL¬† LIKE¬† YOU¬† ARE¬† HYPERVENTILATING¬† >¬† LOOSEN¬† CLOTHES¬† (send photo)¬† >¬† SUCK¬† AND¬† BLOW¬† INTO¬† A¬† BROWN¬† PAPER¬† BAG¬† A¬† FEW¬† TIMES¬† (don’t forget to remove the wine bottle from…

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The Magnificent Seven. Post 2 of 2

Just to bring any new readers up to speed,¬† Sonic & Samantha are Ralph’s two cats in Spain and they talk too much.¬† This post contains the last 3 set of photos from movies that I might have starred in.¬† Tickets please ! Oh…

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The Magnificent Seven. Post 1 of 2

These 2 posts are inspired by Drake ….. ….. who made this comment in my last post. Last week Toni, my neighbour, came up to my apartment to take photographs of me for an OOTD (Outfit Of The Day) post, but it never quite…

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Head Banger

Most of you with laptops, desktop PCs & Windows have experienced this ! 2am.¬† I switched off my laptop.¬† Oh no.¬† A Microsoft update ! 1 of 18 !¬† 10 minutes later 2 of 18 ! ……¬† Zzzz Morning !¬† I woke up (I…

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Spanish Baby Liam & The Californian Bear

Oh, come on cats ! They are good kids. And Sonic, stop ripping up my pants ! Some of you, dear commenters, have asked how Liam is. Liam is Toni & Pedro’s baby. The stork bought him to my neighbour’s house in our Spanish…

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How Exciting ! Toni’s New Baby.

At last ! We have all been waiting months for this ! Well, 9 months ! ¬† Toni’s baby boy was delivered this morning. He weighed 3.3kg (7 1/2 lbs) Both mum and baby are fine. Pedro, the dad, has named the boy Liam….

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Got You !

A prophetic letter from an imaginary Spanish hospital to Ralph Hah ! Most esteemed stupid Ralph, You really did think we were serious in trying to cure you. Hah ! No way Hosay ! We are having fun ! We sent you home last…

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