Tag: cats

364: How to be a good husband

~Is your marriage like this ?~ Wife with THAT look:  “You are so childish !” Husband:  “No, I am not.  Now get out of my fort !” ~Then follow my tips to save your marriage~ 1:  A man who is about to get married…

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361: Patience

~And so I wait~ Some of you may remember that in 2014 I was scammed.  During December 2017  a newspaper article led me to apply for my money back.  Here are the updates from the Western Union Remission website. Update September 10, 2018. Over 180,000…

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349: More Flood Pics And An Apology

~River Overflowed In Spain~ Toñi sent us more photos of the flooding in my Spanish village during October 2018,  so I thought that I would share them with you.  Got your raincoat on ? ~That Didn’t Work !~ There is a lot going on…

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340: Bank On My Cats

~What A Load Of Bankers !~ Oh boy !  The craziness of my Spanish bank is endless !  Over the last nine months I have been passed  around four different Customer Service branch women and probably two Complaints Department women.  I have had more…

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331: Merry Christmas From Graz, Austria

~Apologies~ I know !  I KNOW !  Slap my wrist !  It’s been weeks since my last post and you must be wondering what’s going on.  Well, everything really.  My move from Spain has totally screwed up my hands and balance.  I couldn’t get…

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322: Home Help ….. HELP !

~The Form~ Toni,  my young Spanish friend and neighbour thinks it’s a good idea to get me a Home Help from the Spanish Social Services,  as Toni and her family are rarely home during the day and I might do something stupid like stand…

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319: I Need A Holiday !

~Planning~ The last time I went on holiday was to Israel in 2014.  Time for a new adventure. Where will I go this time ?  Madras, India ?  Or perhaps to the Island Of Elba, Italy ?  Who knows ! Haha !  Very funny…

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Jane’s Blonde: Double Oh Boy !

~WARNING~ If you read this post I may have to kill you …. pleasurably. Cue music !  ~The Spies Who Spy On Me~ Do you remember my €1200 Toilet Brush post when I bought a new Samsung Smart TV ?   Well, it seems…

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Good, Goodbye, By The Way !

~Good~ As it’s a New Year, I think you cats should change your ways so that our readers can see that you are being good, kind and helpful to me.  Make me proud, cats ! Awww !  Really ?  You guys are really sweet…

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Disappointment

I am disappointed.  My good for nothing cats just lie around and sleep all day. Even the sheep out the back, who the cats should be counting to go to sleep, are disappointed and have gone to sleep themselves as they are never counted…

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