I can do that ! It can’t be that difficult. I have Social Media. That’s a start ! Maybe I will get loads of money from Nigeria and expensive free things. I have
ONE MILLION, well three followers on TwitFace. An old couple, now in Heaven ………
…… and a budgerigar who tweets day and night. I have just found out that the budgerigar is really that thieving Nigerian scammer, Bongo Bongo Banana.
I am sure that I cannot do any worse than this girl. But, you know me !
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That’s the followers sorted, now I need credibility. Maybe a celebrity would help. So I reckon Jesus would do. After a stroll on water we would go for a meal. Fed up with bread and fishes we would have burgers and fries, enough for the 40,000. The wine, found to be watered down, would be quickly fixed by Him.
I am sure that Moses would help. I do recommend his ten-part series of tablets, a bit like encyclopaedias, but no shelving needed. They are free 24/7. Go direct to Him and not to evangelists who request payment so that they can build palaces and buy jet aircraft for themselves.
I am sure that patting Cleopatra’s
ASS asp would be click bait ….
…… perhaps not ! This might be better.
Here are a few things that I will get for free as a Social Media Influencer.
Eventually I will be at the top of the Social Media Influencer ladder. Even Presidents will do my bidding.
I will be so powerful that I would demand TwitFace to give me everything for free. The response was not quite what I expected. They didn’t give a damn ….
…… and closed my account, banishing me to the Realm Of The Spinning Circle forever.
It was then I had a meltdown.
Time to scream, “Alms for the poor !”
Oh well, go back to being retired I suppose and watch my favourite kitty gif.
Ralph xox ❤
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