Wife with THAT look: “You are so childish !”
Husband: “No, I am not. Now get out of my fort !”
1: A man who is about to get married must ensure that his future wife has really fallen for him before finalising the wedding.
2: Make sure that your honeymoon is memorable.
3: Always tell your wife that she is beautiful even when she is delicately applying a mud pack.
4: When your wife asks you what coloured shoes she should wear, tell her that either looks wonderful on her.
5: Your wife will be delighted every time you phone her unexpectedly.
6: Impress your wife by your flat pack building skills.
7: Your wife will be so happy with the ceiling fan you have just installed.
8: Encourage your wife when she wants to keep fit.
9: Designate a special area in your home for your wife to practice yoga.
10: A good husband will do those labour intensive jobs such as cutting small logs for the log burner.
11: Your wife will be so pleased that you take out the garbage every night.
12: Your wife will love you for being so conscientious about recycling garbage.
13: Always praise your wife for her parking skills.
14: If your wife wants to help global warming by joining a car pool, be happy to let her.
15: Be a gentleman and get the shopping cart for your wife.
16: Let your wife go get that little extra item she wants.
17: Encourage your wife to help you stay smart for her.
18: If your wife cannot do something, praise her for trying, then encourage her to try again.
19: Finally, be your wife’s best friend and keep her smiling.
Follow my tips and you will live happily ever after.
I heard that !!
Or, if you are single, will you get married now ?
Ralph xox ❤
Gifs borrowed on temporary loan from Google images. Cat photographs taken by Natascha.