360: An Imaginary Day Out
~I had a dream~
Yes, I had a dream and I am not Martin Luther King !
Join me in the dream, boys and girls ? Puff up your pillow ? Comfy ? Well, here goes !
I live in an old people’s home. A lovely place with futuristic, almost prophetic, murals on the wall.
My apartment is number 39, level 3. I never get any visitors. I wonder why ?
I am really assured that we are securely protected from any bad person who may want to enter the home.
The staff wear functional work clothes …….
…… and with just a press of the MISTRESS* OF LAYABOUTS ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPIST button they come running …….
…… usually to help me recharge. At my age, I need it !
We are instructed to check through the peep hole in the front door for no bad people before leaving the home.
I jump in my vehicle. For some reason it always needs a bump start.
As usual, the traffic was a bit confused going into town.
I popped into the Starbucks drive through and gulped down a welcome cup of coffee. It was garbage really.
Feeling better, I drove into the supermarket car park. Couldn’t buy a parking ticket from the new solar powered machine. It didn’t work ! Every day I get fined for having no ticket ! No idea why.
In the store I bought a lovely, useful, Snowflake Waffle maker. I have heard that Snowflakes waffle all the time. Should come in handy !
At my age, I need to go to the toilet …. A LOT ! It was quite a relief to pee with 500 other me’s. That’s a lot of pee !
I made sure that I was presentable on the leaving the rest room. The new fangled mirror refuses to show my back.
The handy garbage bin next to the mirror was just right for the glass waste and paper packaging I always carry with me in case I find such a bin. Lucky me to find one !
On leaving the store, the friendly store keeper threw a pineapple at me. What a kind person to pelt me with such a gift !
On returning to the home I found myself recharged and could stand much better.
No need to press the button today !
I wonder what our cats are up to ? They are very quiet.
I HEARD THAT !!!
What is the meaning of my dream ?
Ralph xox ❤
The photographs of the cats were taken by Natascha
* Apologies to my Gender Confused readers. Please delete “MISTRESS” and insert “MISGUIDEDNESS”. For your information, there are only TWO sexes … “MALE” and “THE BOSS”. 🙄
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