355: Electric Fashion

~Free Electricity~

Yippee !!

On the arrival in our new Austrian apartment,  the electricity provider estimated a fixed monthly payment for us.  At the end of the year we were notified that we had paid too much,  therefore we can have free electricity for the first 6 MONTHS of this year.  Yippee !!  So, we are thinking of lighting up the World !  🙂

Ooops !

Perhaps not !

~More Snowflake Education~

QUIETEN DOWN CLASS !!  Welcome to this, my Biology Lecture at Snowflake University.  I am Professor Ralph ……. Resa, stop photographing the SKOOL SUCKS grafitti on the wall and Natascha, please put those 15 cats back in your bag.

Right !  Biology !  New research, straight out of our Snowflake Labs.  A white woman believes she is now a black woman after skin colouring injections turned her white skin to black.  Because she looks black she is adamant that she is going to have,  not white,  but black babies.  Snowflake science in action !

Click pic for the fool … full story

Homework tonight !  Dye your hair pink and you will morph into a My Little Pony,  then stand under a rainbow where you will become gay.  Class dismissed ! 

~I Need A Haircut !~

Yep, I need a haircut !

Perhaps not !

Rats !  It’s winter in Austria.  Got to keep my neck warm.  Maybe I’ll get it cut in the summer.

~Fashion NonSense~

I was given a clothing store gift voucher for Christmas.  What will I get ?  Something to show that I am not Gender Neutral ? …….

…… or, something for the summer ?

Aaah !  Perfect !  Something nice and warm for these cold Austrian winters.

What do you think ?  Or should I get a little something for Natascha instead ?  😉

~Cat Call~

Have You Had Anything For Free ?

Ralph xox ❤

Photographs of Samantha and myself taken by Natascha

82 Comments on “355: Electric Fashion

  1. The bag lady fashion is modelled on a daily basis down at a local park near my place. The young lass in the picture however manages to pull off the dustbin look better than most.

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    • Seen in Spain as well, Glen. That dress is almost a uniform throughout southern Europe. I agree, she does wear this fitted garment well. Take care. Ralph 🙂

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  2. I have had the enjoyment of this blog, your palship, Natascha’s girlship and the cats’ catships all for free.
    This is a wonderful place.
    Sending hugs and love to all! xoxoxoxo ❤

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    • What a lot of ships from you dear Resa. All very welcome. Splice the main brace ! Love and hugs back from all of us. Ralph xoxoxox ❤

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  3. OMG! I should know by now that I haven’t seen and heard everything, but the woman believing that not only is she truly black, but that she will have black babies just….

    Thanks for the laughter. Tell Samantha (who acted like a child) if she doesn’t behave she’ll find herself out in the cold [not that I believe for a second that you and Natascha would actually put her outside 😁]. 😘

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    • I agree with you Barbara. One thinks one has seen and heard everything, then the story like this white woman comes along which is so unbelievable that you have to say WHAT ?? and bang your head on your laptop 😳🙄
      Noooo ! Samantha would never been thrown out into the cold, but she has been threatened a couple of times about being sent back to Spain. lol.
      Take care my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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  4. Oh, Happy Day! Free (or at least already paid for) electricity! Prof. Ralph, Snowflakes leave me speechless! Especially this one. She needs a crash course in biology or she is going to get a really white surprise!🤣
    Shaking my head,
    Your wifi,
    Linda

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    • Yes, it was a happy day when we learnt about our electricity.
      lol. She is going to have a white surprise, isn’t she ? I will join you in shaking our heads dear Linda 🙂
      Have a wonderful weekend my wifi friend. Ralph xox ❤

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  5. Good morning Ralph, you have woken me up with these hilarious news. Free electricity!!! lighting up the world. Mad hair fashion. Wonder which one you will choose.
    As to the fashion … Austria has really gone “imaginative”. England is really tame compared.

    Have fun my friend and send a picture of you in new trend. Hope you take some advice from Natascha. 🙂
    hugs

    miriam

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    • Good morning dear Miriam (it’s 0025 here, next day). Sorry to wake you with hilarious news, I meant to use cymbals, but I don’t have any 😉 Thank you for your wonderful comment which covered most of the post my friend. I am sure that Natascha will have plenty to say if I wear any of these costumes in this post 🙂
      Hugs back. Ralph xox ❤

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    • lol. It would be lovely to cover the world with free electricity, wouldn’t it dear LouFox ? I am not exactly a fashion addict as I have a blazer which must be well over 40 years old and IT STILL FITS ! Love and hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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      • Are you talking about Tesla concept ? Of course it would/will be wonderful ! Sure you look smart with your blazer 😻😘 love to all of U 🥰

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      • Could do ! There were many wonderful inventions creating free electricity which were snapped up by governments and oil companies and kept under wraps. Criminal !
        *Blushing* Thank you my friend 🙂 ❤

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  6. I’m sure glad Snowflake University is free online. I’d hate to think I was paying money for this education!

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    • You are right Al. This stupidity is becoming more and more the norm and they seem to be getting their “education” from Twitter. Have a great weekend my friend. Ralph 🙂

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  7. It’s not easy to get me to laugh this early in the morning, but you made it happen today, Ralph! Don’t buy that Yves St. Laurent dress for Natascha; look what happens in the “before and after” picture! That gif with the electrical tower playing jump-rope is really cool, too. I hope you know how much I appreciate your revelations of such outrageous human stupidity! Des

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    • Wow, that’s a first ! Glad you started your day with a smile, Des.
      lol. Maybe I should buy that Granny dress for Natascha as it should come into fashion when she retires in about 25 years 😉
      Thank you for your lovely words my friend. Appreciated ! Ralph 🙂

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  8. -shakes head- oh dear fashion is bizarre they charge a fortune for everything that you can get at a discount store. lol happy times, free energy. love to you both and the cats. xx

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    • *nods head* I agree with you about your fashion statement dear Adele. One can buy quite good quality clothes in discount stores and during sales. I wonder what I will get ? Yes, my friend, happy times. Love and hugs from us all. Ralph xox ❤

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  9. Very cute gif of the pylons skipping, I’ve been watching it for far too long. 😀 … excellent news about the electricity … and as for Mrs ‘identify’s as black’? Somne people really shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
    Hope you and Natascha and the fur-babies are all doing well. 😀

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    • Jump … jump … jump …. Hypnotic, isn’t it Widdershins ? 🙂
      Yes, I agree. Some people should not be allowed to breed … and at the same time barred from talking about their crazy ideas as if it is normal.
      Thank you so much, we are fine as I hope you are. Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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  10. That is just super, nothing to pay for 6 months….. it is not really free….. as you paid for it in advance. You must do well with your electricity and not use much! Well done! Cats are just so demanding with their Meaow…. and all they want is a cuddle 🙂 cheap and no electricity involved….. 🙂

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    • Yes, I know it’s not really free, but having to pay no electricity for six months feels like it. Like you, we use a little more electricity in the winter dark evenings, but nothing more than usual.
      Yes Ute, the cats love a cuddle. Amazingly, it has only started this week, Samantha’s curling up on my lap, she has never done it before.
      Happy Sunday my friend. Love from all of us. Ralph xox ❤

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      • That’s lovely that Samantha has finally realised you’re good for many things, including a lap, for free. cats are so darn funny, you sure can’t force them into anything.

        Enjoy your free-ish electrons. It’s been +40 celsius here for a bit too long, the next power bill should be quite exciting!

        Cheers everyone oxoxoxoxox That’s one hug and kiss for every individual in the household, unless you have a mouse or two that we don’t know about.

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      • So true Yvonne, cats are in their own little world, aren’t they ?
        Freezing here, gas heated radiators, so the electricity bill will be normal (if I had to pay). Mind you, your air conditioning … ! I don’t want to think what your bill will be. You can plug your air conditioner into one of my sockets if you wish 🙂
        Thank you my friend and big hugs back. Ralph xox ❤

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  11. “Have You Had Anything For Free ?”
    Just the laughs I’ve had from this post, Ralph… Hahahahahhh
    On a day where the temp is to rise to 41C, a laugh has been just the thing! Now, off to dancing the arvo away…. We MUST be mad.. 😜😉😲
    Have a great weekend, Ralph and Natasha… And enjoy the free (well, sort of free) electricity!

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    • Heehee ! Free laughs !
      Both you and Yvonne (both comments together) are really hot, 40°C. Lend me 10°C please as it is freezing outside tonight. What in heaven’s name is an “arvo away” ? Dare I ask !
      Thank you Carolyn. The weekend is okay as I hope yours is.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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      • Hahah, Ralph, I sometimes forget we Aussies have some sayings peculiar to our shores!!!
        Arvo is an Aussie abbreviation for ‘afternoon’… And, yes, we danced away the arvo (and early evening) in an air-conditioned dance hall; thank goodness!
        Lend you 10C – if only we could!!! 🙂

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  12. I hate to tell you Ralph but your hydro isn’t free. They charged you too much to begin with. I’m surprised they are honest enough to tell you.
    Leslie

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    • I know Leslie, but it is nice to know that the household bills are slightly lower for six months. I was surprised as well, but it seems that these type of companies are pretty honest here in Austria (maybe law is forcing that).
      Take care my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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  13. Wow, I’m aware of fake news but you manage to find the wackiest stuff out there! LOL But I love the pics of sweet Samantha. Have a great day, Ralph. 🙂

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    • Thank you for your great comment dear Amanda. It seems that there is a wacky norm in the Western world at the moment. Samantha says thank you. Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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  14. Oh Ralph, you definately need a hair cut, or is this your new image?
    Do you kn0ow what? Get your hair cut and with your voucher buy a scarf……that will keep your neck warm!
    Hoping lifes good with you both & your babies xx

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    • I hope that I am right. Hi Hilda !! The only clue I have who wrote this comment is the IP address from Spain AND Hilda has always been good to my hair and gave me a rough time about it. lol.. If this comment is from someone different, I apologise. Anyway thank you for your advice my friend.
      Yes, life is good as I hope it is with you. Ralph xox ❤

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    • Here, have a tissue Byung 😉
      I am so happy that you enjoyed this post and thank you so much for your wonderful comment my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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