On the arrival in our new Austrian apartment, the electricity provider estimated a fixed monthly payment for us. At the end of the year we were notified that we had paid too much, therefore we can have free electricity for the first 6 MONTHS of this year. Yippee !! So, we are thinking of lighting up the World ! 🙂
Perhaps not !
QUIETEN DOWN CLASS !! Welcome to this, my Biology Lecture at Snowflake University. I am Professor Ralph ……. Resa, stop photographing the SKOOL SUCKS grafitti on the wall and Natascha, please put those 15 cats back in your bag.
Right ! Biology ! New research, straight out of our Snowflake Labs. A white woman believes she is now a black woman after skin colouring injections turned her white skin to black. Because she looks black she is adamant that she is going to have, not white, but black babies. Snowflake science in action !
Homework tonight ! Dye your hair pink and you will morph into a My Little Pony, then stand under a rainbow where you will become gay. Class dismissed !
Yep, I need a haircut !
Perhaps not !
Rats ! It’s winter in Austria. Got to keep my neck warm. Maybe I’ll get it cut in the summer.
I was given a clothing store gift voucher for Christmas. What will I get ? Something to show that I am not Gender Neutral ? …….
…… or, something for the summer ?
Aaah ! Perfect ! Something nice and warm for these cold Austrian winters.
What do you think ? Or should I get a little something for Natascha instead ? 😉
Ralph xox ❤
Photographs of Samantha and myself taken by Natascha