Noooo ! Natascha and I are still NOT married ! We are waiting for my documents to be returned, rubber stamped as genuine, from the British Government in the UK. That’s the final thing demanded by the Graz (Austria) Registrar. Then we can get married ! Everything is taking so long and costing us a FORTUNE !
~Update of the update~
My documents have just, this moment of writing, arrived from the UK. Two of them, my birth certificate of 71 years ago and divorce paper of 25 years ago are fine, BUT my marriage certificate of 28 years ago is a copy (which was what I was given then) is not acceptable. Duh ! How can I be divorced if I wasn’t married ? So I have to get a new one. As soon as it arrives here in Graz in the mail, off it goes AGAIN to the UK by mail to be legalised. OMG ! Brain frying ! BTW we might be getting married in a shipping container ! That’s another story. Oh boy !
So while we are waiting, we are off on holiday to the sun this summer. Not us personally. Our names are going on the Parker Solar Probe and our cats are going along too ! Natascha will have my surname by then, we HOPE !
Join us. It’s easy and a bit of fun for this summer. Fill in this simple form , a couple of easy emails and you will get a certificate like ours.
It would be pointless to apply if you are a Flat Earth believer, because to you the sun is probably a hot pizza with double cheese and no anchovies. Would you like coke with that ?
~The Main Post~
Graz is well known as a university city. A place filled with brains, not like HER !!
Sonic, Samantha and Murli, our cats, should be university professors. Sonic is a theology scientist, licking his lips in anticipation of telling you all about his latest discovery.
~Sonic’s Stringy Things~
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose ….. Garrison Keillor
Sonic explains, “In the Beginning God Cat found a motionless length of string in the void. God Cat patted it, knotted it and tore it into trillions of pieces called Stringy Things. Trillions of other cats joined in and had fun with Stringy Things and so the universe was born. When the cats play they call it day. When they sleep …. night ! Previously, a Dog God tried to create a universe with a Big Bang which frightened all the cats who went and hid. The length of string in that universe lay motionless for ever. A dead universe. Strings create everything we know for the sole purpose of cats on Earth to play with string.”
Sonic demonstrating his purpose in life.
Sonic knows everything and normally tells no-one.
~Samantha, Bottom Physicist~
Intelligence in the cat is underrated ….. Louis Wain
Samantha always has a bottom problem. Remember this post where she sat in a water leak ?
The cats have the use of two covered litter trays. I don’t know how she does it, but Samantha stands up and pees out of the entrances of the litter trays. EVERY TIME ! Floor tiles and pieces of kitchen roll laid on the floor usually save the day !
I digress ! Samantha watches the sparrow eat the food Natascha put out for the birds.
Samantha spies an icicle and …….
…. a bicycle which gives her an idea.
She ponders, “How long would it take to melt the snow on the saddle on a dark night to wet the bottom of the rider to create a human expletive ? Start the stopwatch ! Must go to the toilet now.”
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world ….. Lynn M. Osband
Murli is always searching for her next mathematical discovery.
Constant thinking makes her look a little crazy.
She thinks outside of the box when inside the box.
” Got it !”
“The volume of the inside of the box equals a bed. The volume of the music turned down outside of the box plus a flat surface also equals a bed. Therefore as both equate to a bed, the inside of the box must equal the outside of the box plus a flat surface. QED ! My head hurts. Bed !”.
So sleeps Murli, a great mathematician.
~A Blip In The Catrix~
In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence …. Rosanne Amberson
Look at this photograph of part of our courtyard garden. What do you see ?
Is a tree growing in the rose bed ? Is the rose bed behind the tree ? Or, really spooky, a blip in the Matrix Catrix ? Is the rosebed floating half way up the tree trunk ? (Clic-the-pic for the full size image.)
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