How Love Found Ralph On WordPress Com

In a few days I will be coming up to 5 years blogging on WordPress Com.  During that time I have met on the internet so many wonderful bloggers,  too many to name and I love you all.

A few of you expanded from WP into us sending each other emails, having fun, sending each other presents and one even visited my home !  Wonderful !  The remainder of you I know very little or nothing about you at all.   I have no idea what your circumstances, illnesses, lives, worries etc. are.  All I read are your words, poems, single pics, reblogs etc. on your blogs.  This is the story of one such anonymous blogger who has taken my heart, filled it with her love and I am totally in love with her.

In this post I will call her LOVE.  Why not ?  I am not including pictures and am keeping her anonymity until we have photos taken together to put out to the world of WP for you all to see in the future.

I know that many of you will be happy for us. Others will be devastated, almost suicidal that their Ralphie has a real girlfriend now.  So sorry, but you had your chance, 5 years of chances and you blew it !  Please don’t cry ! I still love you !

Here we go then.  

The story of LOVE and Ralph !

So, here I am in my lovely apartment in a valley surrounded by mountains in southern Spain.  Day by day I am getting older.  All I really have are my health issues, my aging cats and blogging.  Nothing to look forward to except exist and have fun with my cats and blog. 

But, out there in another European country, unknown to me, was a woman who one day stumbled across my blog and immediately, totally fell in love with me.  She was smitten.  Nothing else mattered but remotely loving Ralph.  LOVE knew in her heart that Ralph may never love her as she had daily migraines and other things which may immediately put me off her. 

Even so, she wrote lovely comments on my posts, as many of you do and she was thrilled to bits when she read my replies.  I hadn’t a clue what she looked like, her age …. anything,  except the love for her pet on her blog.  She sent me a link to visit her internet album in her first email to me.  I waded through photos of her old European town,  hundreds of her pet photos, then  WHAM !!  almost at the end of the album were two selfies of a gorgeous young woman !  She was beautiful !  I just had to know more about her.

As the weeks went by we emailed, messaged, had hours of coversations on an internet phone.  Initially, I was worried as I had been scammed a couple of years ago by the Nigerian Bongo Bongo Banana, posing as a Texas 42 year old woman with money problem after money problem and I was the sucker who fell for it.  He is probably still pushing a full wheelbarrow with a big sign on the side shouting out, “RALPH’S MONEY : HAHA !”.

LOVE was completely different.  She wanted absolutely nothing from me.  All she wanted was to tell me of her overwhelming unconditional love for me no matter what I do or say.  She loves me beyond words.  

Total pure love !

Due to the stupidity of Social Services LOVE can claim nothing because she is living with her pensioner Dad.  If she went to live with anyone else she would receive the full spectrum of benefits.  Crazy, or what ?

LOVE ticks over with a few euros from her Dad, most of which goes on her pet.  She has asked me for nothing.  She loves her old clothes, repairs them herself and is so sad of the loss of her grandparents and most of all her Mama who died of cancer.  She was existing day by day just like me.

It was uncanny how similar we were.  We blog, love our pets, smoke, go to bed late, hate curry and so much more.  We were finding ourselves fitting snuggly together like two pieces of a jigsaw puzzle.  It was amazing !  Our thoughts, words, actions and reactions were exactly the same.  We talked for hours on the internet phone and it seemed like five minutes.  We were both in a dream. 

LOVE wants nothing from me.  She is a giver,  she pours out her love for me unconditionally and all she wants is to see me happy.  Nothing else matters except for her pet.  How could I not fall in love with her ?

What could I do to make HER happy ?  I thought long and hard, then sent a few euros to her bank for her to buy some new clothes to make her feel better in herself.  Do you know what she did when the money arrived ?  I am almost in tears thinking about it.  She asked me if she could use €5 of the money to buy some food for her pet.  God, I love her so much !

Time went by and I asked if she would like to visit me.  I’ll show her Gibraltar and Ronda and hopefully she would have a fun vacation.  In an instant she said yes.  We talked about her sleeping in the second bedroom.  In an instant she said no because she wants to cuddle up to me, be with me, kiss me and make me happy.  Wow !

The flight is booked and confirmed.  LOVE will be arriving here in a fortnight’s time, staying for 24 days.  Yay !

Due to our unconditional love for each other, amazing things are happening as I write this.  My vibrating hands are a lot better ie. instead of my usual morning 8 messy attempts to roll just one wrinkled trumpet cigarette, yesterday every one was almost perfect.  Yay !  LOVE has only had one migraine attack in the last week.  Yay !  She has had daily migraines since she was 6 years old.  That particular migraine was caused by moving heavy things.  

Maybe we were both due good karma and healing.  Maybe we were brought together by Forces Unseen who I call my Dear Ones.  Who knows ?  But what I do know is that if it was not for WordPress we would never have met and fallen so deeply in love.

Thank you WordPress Com

So what do you make of all this ?

Ralph xox ❤

123 Comments on “How Love Found Ralph On WordPress Com

  1. I am half to tears. Just not sure if it is because I am so unbelievably, out of my mind happy for you, or that you’re off the market ;). Sorry, I just can’t play anything straight.
    congrats!!!!!!!!!! 8)8)

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    • Oh no,, I cannot have my dear friend Katie half to tears now, can I ? Thank you so much for being out of your mind happy for me. As for being off the market I have been withdrawn as I am past my sell by date. lol. Better now ?
      Thank you so much for your fun (or was it not so much fun) comment dear Katie and also for your congratulations..
      I will still give you big hugs.. Ralph xox ❤

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  2. You sound like such a sincere good person, I wish for all the best for you.
    I would keep my expectations in check (that’s me), I don’t take disappointment very well.

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  3. I am so very, very happy for you my friend! Enjoy every single second becuase it is all that matters. Truly.
    All the Very Best!

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  4. I say seize the moment and the opportunity of a wonderfully loving experience. Enjoy living in the ‘now’ and clearly your inner wishes have been answered and deservedly so. (Obviously I’m devastated Ralphy.. hubby will have to put up with me for a while longer.. haha) xx

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