Toni, my young Spanish friend and neighbour thinks it’s a good idea to get me a Home Help from the Spanish Social Services, as Toni and her family are rarely home during the day and I might do something stupid like stand up and breathe I suppose.
This week, Toni brought me the four page form to fill in.
Hello ! I can’t write ! A two year old is a calligraphist compared to my Picasso inspired signature. So Toni filled in the form for me.
I wonder what the Home Help would look like ?
Will this blonde have an intelligent conversation with me ?
(Watch this video. So funny !)
Dream on Ralph ! Knowing me this is probably the Home Help I’ll get !
I am quite capable of doing large things around the apartment such as washing the dishes (sort of !), making my bed while the cats are trying their best to wreck what I’m doing, and brush the floor.
I haven’t a clue what a Home Help does. Wash the dishes, make the bed and brush the floor I suppose.
It’s the small things I find almost impossible to do such as organising paperwork and picking up a coin on the floor.
The Home Help could sort out my paperwork (transfer my Last Will & Testament into her name). She could pick up coins and if caught emptying my wallet she would probably tell me that €50 notes look untidy in there.
I have no idea what a Home Help does !
Oh boy ! You lot are a real help, aren’t you ?
I have no idea what you would do ! Tell me ! 🙂
Ralph xox ❤
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