318: Tar Wars

Cue music !

Star Wars theme by John Williams


~Episode DIM:  The Farce Awakens~

In a Spanish

mountain village far, far away

Hands Solo (very entertaining for him)

and his lazy, good-for-nothing furry side-kicks ….

…. were invaded by the Park Side.  

Hands Solo (again ? nice !dispatched CO0CO0 and robot China Cat on an important mission.


For heaven’s sake !  It’s a story of what happened !  Where was I ?

~Denuncia Stopped by Local Jedi~

The Park Side, led by queen NewN (new neighbour) had denounced Hands Solo (three times in one post !  Whew !).  

The denuncia was stopped and probably torn up by the Yeti Knights ….

…. I mean “Jedi Knights” (the Guardia Civil police) who put the brakes on her complaint, as the queen NewN was irritating,  irrational and had tried to bribe a Jedi Knight to turn him to the Park Side.  The Farce was with her.

~The Battle Of The Yellow Lines~

The Park Side NewN queen illegally painted yellow lines on the galactic highway.  The commander of the Town Hall was turned to the Park Side by refusing to eliminate these Park Side insignias.


…. from nowhere, in flew Fluke Streetwalker wielding his Light Sabre (it was very light, being made of balsa wood).

Aided by his Merry Men (ooops ! Wrong movie).

Fluke Streetwalker swung his Light Sabre time after time ….

…. until the yellow Park Side insignia was totally destroyed.

~What Will Happen Next ?~

What will happen to the other Park Side insignia ?

Will the Park Side queen order a drone (builder) to repaint the destroyed insignia ?

Will Hands Solo (four times !  Exhausting, but fun !) be ravished by a Princess ?

Will CO0CO0 and robot China Cat be dispatched on an important mission ?

Will the furry side-kicks do anything to enhance this movie ?

Exciting, isn’t it ?  But you guys are no fun.  Oh boy !

~Thoughts Are Things~

I believe that thoughts are things.  

Send out good thoughts, the right thoughts, and your world will right itself.

Send out bad thoughts, hate etc., it will come back and bite you BIG TIME !

A mixed bag of thoughts will just confuse your life.

The choice is yours.

Which type of thinking works for you ?

Or do you get a headache just thinking ?  😉

Happy Easter !

Ralph xox ❤

PS:  As all the post photo files I have saved are in a right mess, I am going to try to number my posts from now on.  If I remember !

81 Comments on “318: Tar Wars

  1. Tar Wars fun indeed, Ralph! I’m smiling from ear to ear.
    Happy Easter to you, S&S, CO0CO0 and robot China Cat. Here’s hoping you find a mission worthy of their stature!
    Sending sweet thoughts to you, Ralph; hoping for a great outcome… 🙂

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    • Hello Carolyn 🙂
      Thank you so much. I am so pleased that you enjoyed this post. It’s fun to have fun, isn’t it ?
      And thank you for your happy Easter kind words. I do hope that you and your family are having a wonderful Easter time my friend.
      Aaand thank you for your sweet thoughts Carolyn. I now have a hankering for chocolate. lol. But, your sweet thoughts being sent to me will surely enhance your life considerably.
      Big hug. Ralph xox ❤

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      • Hi Ralph thanks for linking my post I my give up soon posting its costing me to much money buying and posting different Bruce Lee stuff on here or any where there s only some many people who like my post its pointless really I only do it to pass time I dont get no fun out of it its for fans and who ever like s thats it my friend thanks again your page is good,

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      • Hello Bruce Lee fan 🙂
        You are quite lucky that I check my dashboard spam regularly as your comment was in there. It is now freed !
        I really don’t blame you for thinking about giving up posting on Bruce Lee. It is a very specialised subject and only true fans are into it. I know nothing about him as I have never seen his films.
        Anyway, I wish you well in whatever you decide to do.
        Take care. Ralph.


    • Hi Gypsy Bev 🙂
      I totally agree with you that it is very important what we think and the way we think it. Would you like an aspirin my friend ? 😉
      Take care. Ralph xox ❤

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  2. That is a good story.. I am a STAR WAR fan but now I have read about TAR WAR. I think I need to combine the two together. Both are fun 🙂

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  3. Fun Tar Wars post, Ralph! Those furry friends not going to the Bark Side, too. Love your humor and positive action on the yellow stripe. So sorry you still have conflict with the Nasty New Neighbor. When will it stop? Easter Blessings to you! 💛 Christine

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    • Hello Christine 🙂
      Thank you so much for your comment. It really does cover all aspects of this post, doesn’t it ?
      Happy Easter my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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  4. Oh golly, I’m starting to get worried about you and I don’t even know you! Please don’t go to the Bark Side. Whip out your light saber and start singing “Imagine.”

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    • Hello Jan 🙂
      Please don’t worry about me. I’m fine. If anything you should be worried about my new neighbours as I think they need all the help they can get in becoming good neighbours. But anyway, I do love your suggestions. Thank you so much my friend.
      Have a lovely week. Ralph xox ❤

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    • Hello Widdershins 🙂
      I definitely agree with that. One line gone and the denuncia stopped by the local police which means that it won’t be sent to the courts and all the hassle it entails. Just the cameras to be removed. I wonder how that will be done !
      Take care. Ralph 🙂

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    • Hello Mary 🙂
      Thank you very much my friend. I do hope that you had a wonderful weekend.
      Oh, I always have positive thoughts about you 😉
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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    • Hello Gallivanta 🙂
      lol. I am sure that your thoughts are always good ones.
      What will happen next ? They have been very quiet for ages which is a good thing. 3 o’clock this morning I heard water running. I looked around and everything was fine in my apartment then I heard a noise coming from the street. She was out there hosing down the road in front of the house in her dressing gown. You would never do that my friend, would you ?
      Take care. Ralph xox ❤

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  5. WOW!!!! SERIOUSLY WOW!!! Also Ralpha that banner of yours here is something else these days. I was a bit put out
    hat Denuncia was stopped. I thought for amo it said Dementia. Oh never mind. May the force continue to be with you Jedis. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Happy Easter

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    • Hello Shey 🙂
      Thank you. I think you are talking about the Header Bluefish Way swinging gizmo. My old photo editor allows me to swing or roll text. So I decided to have a go and voila.
      Dementia, Denuncia ? You are probably right my friend.
      I hope you had a lovely Easter weekend. Ralph xox ❤

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    • Hello Beth 🙂
      Yes, my posts are becoming crazier. lol
      Thank you my friend. I hope you had a lovely weekend and may the force be with you Princess. Ralph xox ❤

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  6. The Bark/Dark/Park side will always lose as long as Hands Solo and his feline side-kicks roam the galaxy! 😀 One of your best stories ever! 🙂

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  7. Ah ah…. the yellow parking line is gone….DA DI DA Daaaaa……Now things are beginning to look interesting. I’m staying tuned for the next chapter.
    Happy Easter Ralph.

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    • Hello Leslie 🙂
      Thank you so much for your fun comment. I love your musical intro. Goodness knows what will happen next!
      Thank you. I hope your Easter was a wonderful one this year my friend.
      Big hug. Ralph xox ❤

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      • Thanks Ralph. Easter was a family time for us and it was good to see everyone. I do wonder if your neighbours will get the old paint can out? Hugs ❤

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    • Hello Jan 🙂
      🙂 Thank you. I need as much Force (the good kind) as I can get. I hope you get the same my friend
      Take care. Ralph xox ❤

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  8. So much epic over here Ralph… haha!. Love the way you share your daily adventures!… I wanted to thank you for your words on Resa´s last post as well. Truly grateful…. Sending love & wishing you Happy Easter! 😀

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    • Hello Amalia 🙂
      So much epic indeed ! I reckon on your blog, in 1000 years time, there will be a mythological post about all this, with paintings of me naked of course. 😉 lol
      There is no need to thank me concerning Resa’s post, as you are definitely the A+ Team. You all work extremely well together and I am sure that you will do it again quite soon.
      Thank you and I hope you had a happy Easter too my friend.
      Big hug. Ralph xox ❤

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  9. Love the Tar Wars, Ralph. Very clever and a wonderful talented cats, I mean cast, of characters. Thinking only thoughts of kindness over here. Happy Easter. ❤

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    • Hello Diana 🙂
      Thank you so much for your kind and brilliant comment my friend. I hope you are having a lovely week.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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  10. Dear Ralph,
    That was fun! 😀 😀 😀
    I actually read the entire post to the theme music. The music ended on cue with the last words of your post. It really added to an overall effect, and now I’m exhausted.
    Haha, grown men playing in the streets with sticks, breaking things. You think you’re an agent of espionage.
    Well, at least the cats are still normal. I can always count on the cats!
    Much love,
    Resa xoxo ❤
    Hope you had a lovely Easter!

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    • Hello dear Resa 🙂
      Sorry it has taken me so long in replying to your wonderful comment. I needed a break from blogging, but now I am back.
      I am so pleased that you enjoyed this post, even following it with the music. Sorry that I exhausted you and I hope by now that you have recovered.
      Yes, the grown men spent hours patching a few metres of road. At least it is level now and not a ploughed field any more.
      I agree, it’s nice to have a little normality around here even though it’s the cats 🙂
      Love and hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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  11. Brilliant post – Tar wars I love it and the furry sidekicks. You may have the makings of a movie here and I’m staying tuned to see what happens with those missing yellow lines! And I love your new banner! Happy Easter to you and the kitties you clever and funny man. 🙂 🙂 xoxoxo

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    • Hello Debby 🙂
      Thank you so much for your wonderful comment. As usual something kicks my imagination into gear and in this case it was the man carrying a shovel the wrong way round and it looked like a light sabre, so off I went with it and the post was born.
      Thank you. It’s took a lot of work to create the swinging Bluefish Way header image. I am glad you like it.
      Have a lovely week my friend.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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  12. He he, loved this post. Yes, the evil queen newneigh has finally been curtailed, lets hope she shuts up now. Have a great week my friend and Happy Easter. 🙂 🙂

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    • Hello Adele 🙂
      I am so pleased that you enjoyed this post my friend. I love your take on the story … the evil queen ! haha.
      Thank you and do have a lovely week yourself.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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      • Hi Ralph, hope your week is going good and no sight of the evil queen. say hi to the mighty cats for me oh and the cuckoo clock. 🙂

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      • Thank you so much dear Adele. Everyone here says, “hi” (I had to wake them up for them to tell you that 😉 ). This week’s lovely thank you and I have heard and seen nothing from the new neighbours. I hope you are having a great week and that you are feeling okay my friend ❤


  13. How funny, in Spain -seeing in the pictures, it seems 4 men “working but really only 1 and half working , the rest just standing there… using the wooden light saber. Wonder when the lines come back in yellow……

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    • Hello dear Ute 🙂
      Ha ! So true. Workmen on the road always seem to work that way. One slaving away and the rest watching and making comments 🙂
      Well, the yellow line has not come back as yet.
      Another hot day today. I reckon it is well over 30°C.
      Big hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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      • Wow super, it was snowing in Germany…..here in London, cool, the heating came on this morning for a very short time. Hugs from Me 🙂

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  14. Hi there! I have ‘followed’ your footprints from the Lantern to the mountain village in Spain just to say ‘hi’! Glad to see all is as good as ever including fresh new look … in the best tradition of ‘The Godfather’ -😊!

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    • Hello Daniela 🙂
      Wow, what a trek just to say hi ! Thank you so much my friend.
      My reply is “Hi !. It’s great to see you here.”
      Big hug. Ralph xox ❤

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  15. Ralph, your parody is outstandingly funny! As long as you can create things like this, you will NOT move from “denuncia” to “dementia.” Yay for the Guardia Civil who couldn’t be bought and shame on NewN for trying (and for so much more). If I am inferring correctly, the work crew was not intentionally removing the yellow line. They were repairing the street, but the unintended consequence was a good one. Verdad? I’m still scratching my head over NewN hosing down the street at 3:00 in the morning in her nightclothes. Maybe you should call in a suspected “streetwalker.” (Just kidding, of course.) I am obviously behind on my digital issues (or should I, as your wifi, say “affairs”), but this was the perfect morning to get a laugh. Have a great weekend.

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    • Hello Linda 🙂
      Thank you so much for your long and fun comment. I do enjoy reading it as I always do.
      It was fun watching the men repairing the Street and in doing so removed one of the yellow lines. As yet the new neighbours have not repainted it. And yes, she is weird in hosing down the road at 3 AM. I really do not know what is going on in her head. I have not seen or spoken to them for weeks. Probably a good thing.
      I do hope that you are enjoying your affair as my wifi. What fun !
      Thank you and I hope that you have a great weekend too my friend.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

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  18. Yee Haa Ralphy … someone’s seen sense on the Darkside of the Moon… Very funny post Ralph – You’re brilliant. Sorry I’ve not been across for a couple of weeks – I’m now on a ‘catch up’ !! Big hugs xx

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    • Hello Wendy 🙂
      Thank you so much for visiting and catching up. You returned from your camping trip alive then and not a drowned rat I hope ? I am sure that you had fun my friend.
      Hugs back. Ralph xox ❤

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      • Hey Ralph – we could’ve been in Spain it was ‘red hot’ all weekend during the day…… BUT it’s a good job I had hubby to snuggle up to as it was FREEZING… literally at night. Even with 2 sleeping bags together and hubby hot water bottle… I was still cold.. we had to go and buy electric hook up and heaters for the rest of the trip. We did have a lovely break though – lots of fun! x


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