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Hello Elizarose 🙂
Thank you so much. Your comment is really uplifting.
Hugs. Ralph xox ❤
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Ralph, I think you need to find the microphone on your TV and put a piece of bubble gum on it. You will be much safer from CIA or MI5. Especially, the room 36.24.36 is too dangerous for you to enter. You need to listen to your cats more 😉
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Hello YC 🙂
Great advice my friend. I can always rely on your comments of wisdom. I’ll just go and steal a stick of bubblegum from my cats. They won’t mind 🙂
Be well and happy. Ralph 🙂
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It’s all true, Ralph, but it’s not you that the CIA and MI5 are spying on. It’s your spy cats. Trump heard that they’re spreading real news and that’s not allowed. Hope you have a lovely weekend with the spy cats. 🙂 ❤
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Hello Diana 🙂
Oh no ! Don’t say that my cats are working undercover (usually in my bed) and passing on sensitive secrets and real news about me to Agent Button Cat at CIA headquarters ? What am I going to do ? I think I will go and hide in Trump’s hair, they will never find me there 😉
Thank you and have a lovely weekend yourself my friend.
Ralph xox ❤
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Under (bed) cover cats. Ha ha ha. Purrfect.
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Hilarious, but probably fake news. 🙂
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Hello Peggy 🙂
Fake news ? I have just had it confirmed by a trusted government sauce that everything in this post is true. 🙂

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Heehee. Ralph xox ❤
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I stand corrected. I have to believe HP!
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lol 🙂
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Ha, ha! Yeah, fake news.
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Hello Georgia 🙂
Thank you, I loved drafting this post especially as it is all true. I’m sure that Donald Trump will confirm this in his next tweet. 🙂
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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Hahaha. Funny as always and you’re becoming quite the multi-media blogger! Have a great day, my friend. 🙂
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Hello Amanda 🙂
What a lovely comment ! Multimedia blogger ? I must stop wearing mp3 underwear while working with my laptop. lol
Thank you and do have a lovely weekend my friend.
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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Lol so hilarioussssssss. But not so hilarious is the fact that it’s actually a thing that you can be spied on by ‘smart’ TVs. There’s nowhere left to hide. ❤ xo
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Hello Debby 🙂
Heehee. Thank you my friend.
So true. I understand that even new refrigerators have wifi and one day will probably tell you off when you sneak down stairs to raid the fridge for a late night snack. 😉
Take care Debby. Ralph xox ❤
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OMG – where will this end! 🙂 ❤ Happy weekend. xoxo
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I think it will end at Armageddon, Debby. That is the day when women realise that the world has run out of chocolate 😉
Same to you my friend 🙂 ❤ xx
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Lol 🙂 xo
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I just met a little girl carrying a basket to her grandma … wait … where am I? This isn’t The Enchanted Forest! What kind of furry tale is this??? 😉
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Hello Lynette 🙂
So funny ! I absolutely love your comment my friend.
Love from the big bad wolf. Ralph xox ❤
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très joli post…bon week-end Ralph 🙂

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Bonjour Georges 🙂
Merci beaucoup. Je suis si heureux que vous avez apprécié le poste. Bon samedi, mon ami. Ralph 🙂
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Ralph, you so had me chuckling with this post, thank you my friend for all the fun and laughter you bring within each of your posts.. Its so what the world needs right now among all of this madness.. xxxx ❤ Take care.. Sue xx
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Hello Sue 🙂
I am so pleased that you enjoyed this post and I must agree with you that the world is going crazy, but I am not going to cry over it, just make fun of it. Thank you so much for your wonderful comment my friend. 🙂
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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Laughter is the best Medicine Ralph and also a great Healer.. Keep Laughing and making us laugh.. We need more of it.. xxx ❤
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Thank you so much Sue, you are so sweet to say that 🙂 ❤ xx
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Its true and I may not always see your posts and always comment, but I love what vibs you put out there Ralph.. xxx Take care of You and enjoy your weekend 🙂
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Thanks Sue. You too ! 🙂 ❤
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I have just read it….. will I be killed now????? Pleasurably hopefully 🙂
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Hello dear Ute 🙂
Pleasurably it is then. Any last words ? Cigarette ? lol
A final big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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Let change the last cigarette to a last chocolate bar… then the final hug… then the pleasure… hehe 🙂
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lol. Sorry, you are going to miss the pleasure bit as it will be suicide, death by chocolate ! 🙂 ❤
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That sounds good though, chocolate is involved.. 🙂
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Guess what you are getting for your birthday ! 😉 ❤
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🙂 🙂
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Ah, Ralph, it’s a dangerous world we live in. Wait till the day when the remote control is used to operate you. 😀
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Hello Gallivanta 🙂
I must agree with you, it is a dangerous world that we live in 😦
The remote control operating men is already existing as they hog it all the time, don’t they ? lol
Have a lovely day my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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& I laughed riotously at Goldfinger.
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Hello Daria 🙂
Heehee. What fun ! Thanks for telling me my friend.
Hugs. Ralph xox ❤
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LMAO. Please pretty please don’t kill me for reading. Got to say it is shocking that you have to put up with that Jane Bond. How do you do it Ralpha?
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Hello Shey 🙂
You mean you are still alive after reading this post ? I must have a strong word with your hamsters. They are useless ! lol
You have no idea what I have to put up with, cats, secret agents and I can’t get the lid off this bottle of strawberry jam. 🙂
Big hug my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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Course they are useless these dudes. All bark no bite…. Well.. I can see the hard hard life you have Ralpha. You need to get rid of these secret agents. xx
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You are a man among men! Fake news, fake women… you manage to take it all in stride and come out on top!
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Hello Annette 🙂
Wow ! What a comment ! Spot on my friend. It’s only the fake women that like me to come out on top. 😉
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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Dear Agent Hplar,
I like Spy Apples. They make a good pie. Well, actually, I make the pie, and the Spys live in it. Of course, the I eat the pie. There’s 8-10 Spys per pie. Therefore, I wipe out 8-10 Spys by the time the entire pie is eaten.
This message is entirely incoded. Good luck outcoding it.
Agent Aser
Sguh, pzpz ♡♡
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DECODING ! *CLUNK CLINK CLANK*
Hello my dear Agent Sear 🙂
Wow, Spy Apple Pie ! You are licensed to thrill, aren’t you my friend ? 🙂
Vole & gib gush. A Gent Ralph xoxox (with a couple of pzpz’s for luck) ❤
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I’d stay away from that red button, Ralph. It sounds like trouble. Just throw a jacket over the TV when entertaining the ladies. Otherwise you just might be starting a whole new career.
Leslie
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Hello Leslie 🙂
Sound advice my friend. Get it ? SOUND advice ! It’s the way I tell ’em ! Mind you I am looking to start a new career, sounds good to me 😉
I do hope that you are having a lovely weekend. Ralph xox ❤
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Very busy here. We just had a birthday party for our younger son.
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Great ! I hope you all had a wonderful time Leslie 🙂 ❤
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We did, thank you, Ralph.
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wow – well introduced and great fun,,,way to go!
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Thank you so much Mihran. Way to go indeed ! Ralph 🙂
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Agent Mermaid reporting in. Agent Gnome has the solution to unwanted surveillance!
https://magickmermaid.wordpress.com/2017/03/10/conspiracy-theory/
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Roger, Agent Mermaid, message understood. Q would like Agent Gnome to return the tin foil hat to his workshop immediately for upgrading. Over and out. 😉
Love Ralph xox ❤
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Copy that! 😀
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Paste that ……….. that
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hahaha! did I tell you lately that I love reading your posts? Well, I do! Have a great day, Ralph, and be careful what you say…TV spies, you know 😉
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Hello Barbara 🙂
What a kind comment ! That is really nice to say my friend.
Thank you and have a lovely day yourself. Ralph xox ❤
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Such a fun post, Ralph. Do be careful of the microwave surveillance. 😆
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Hi Sylvia 🙂
Thank you my friend.
Don’t milk it ! Drat, it’s just boiled over ! Not careful enough it seems. 🙄 .
Have a lovely evening. Ralph xox ❤
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I don’t know how long it took you to create this post, but it was worth every minute! So funny–especially the spy music for Agent Jane’s Blonde. Oh, no, a new Samsung. But don’t feel bad, the governments are into everything and they must be truly so bored. What do the peons do that excites them so much? BTW, a long time ago–15 years maybe–my husband et al were not allowed to take their cell phones into meetings, on the Air Force base, that required a security clearance. They were told that even with cell phones off, voices could be picked up. Now it’s out in the open–everyone is spying on everyone else. I am glad the spy assigned to you is so cute; you deserve special treatment!
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Hello Linda 🙂
Thank you so much for your long, interesting and well written comment my friend.
This is top secret. The drafting of the post usually does not take me too long. For me, what takes the time is taking an idea or an event, thinking about it and expanding it into something which is fun. I am used to working with the tools to create a post which I find is the easiest bit. I then leave it for a day or so to stew. I return with a fresh mind and tweak what needs tweaking. Once I am happy, it’s ready for publishing. (You can have your phone back now 😉 )
As my wifi, I am so pleased that you are not jealous of my cute spy. Agent Button Cat is sweet, isn’t she ? 😉
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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No, Ralph, I think I have worked through my jealousy and realize I have to share you with the many other females in your life. You are just a secret agent playboy at heart. What can a wifi do?
Big hug back.
Your wifi Linda
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i have read the coded message that you sent in this post and understand. )
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Hello Beth 🙂
Wow ! You understand the code ! Well, you should do, as this post is specially written for you my friend. 🙂
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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Great – I thought so!
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Not just the tv Ralph….check the lightbulbs too. They hide microphones in them. Have a great week my friend. 🙂 🙂
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Hello Adele 🙂
Oh no ! Not the light bulbs as well ? I have over 18 lights in my apartment and most have now been converted to LED light bulbs. Heck, they can listen to me in quadraphonic, HD, stereophonic sound. lol.
The day I start to worry is when a cheese and tomato sandwich that I have just made, turns over and says, ” You forgot the mayo ! “. 🙂
Thank you and have a great week too dear Adele.
Hugs. Ralph xox ❤
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ha ha ha fake news
thank you so much dxear Ralph
kisses
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Hello Anita 🙂
lol. Thank you my friend.
Hugs. Ralph xox ❤
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you are welcome Ralph
Kisses
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I’m spying on you now, Ralph.. hehehe 😉
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Hi Christy 🙂
Oh no ! If I’d known I would not be wearing my pink fluffy bunny slippers, but strutting my stuff in hobnail boots here at 01:30am ! 😉
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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aha! it’s not the Russians we have to be careful about, but you! You’re posting this to throw us off your trail, well, mister it won’t work! Those kitties are watching, reporting it all, lol.
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enjoyed this, Ralph!
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Hello Roxie 🙂
lol. Heck, my secret is out. Wackyleaks is bound to post your comment my friend and my cats will probably get a medal (to pat around and be lost for ever under the sofa).
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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Hahaha! Yep, wackyleaks!
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Oh Ralph – just look at all the women who comment and follow you (including me) – YOU ARE James Bond 007 – and you will be spied upon! XOXOXOX
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Hello Lara 🙂
Thank you so much for your fun comment. Love it ! Got to go now, parachute out of a helicopter into my kitchen for a coffee (which is shaken not stirred … it’s my hands). 😉
Big hug. Ralph xox ❤
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Oh Ralph I am laughing! I can see you doing this! XOXOX
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So funny, MFR. I’m so sad that you discovered that I was spying on you through your TV disguised as Jane Blond. You are the first to discover my fake cover up. So do you suppose all these women following you are spies in disguise? OH no, MFR. Where will you hide? Or maybe you won’t hide, you’ll just keep entertaining us. Sorry about your starry theme. It won’t be the same without it. 🙂
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Hello MVBFM 🙂
You a spy as well ? Heck, it feels like I am living on a theatre stage for all the world to see. (Popcorn is on sale in the Foyer) 😉
If and when I do change my blog theme I do hope that I will be able to transfer the starry background and not lose any of the widgets. I am coming round to changing my theme.
Have a lovely weekend my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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We will just have to deal if you lose your starry night. 🙂
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Dear friend Ralph,
Forget the spying tv, I think you should get those cute little hard hats for your cats! I am sure they would be thrilled to wear them. 🙂
Nancy
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Hello dear Nancy 🙂
lol. I love the cat in a hard hat too. I am sure that my cats would hate wearing hard hats as much as they hate work. Waking up is the nearest to work in their books 🙂
Take care my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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You are so funny! What a great site you have 🙂
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Hello Akuokuo 🙂
You are very kind ! Thank you 🙂
Ralph xox ❤
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🙂
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