Hi lovely bubblies. I’m back after 6 weeks … sort of. Okay, I know you are saying to yourself,
“Oh Nooooo !”
… but a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do … ruin your day !
My old laptop died so the Spanish technician told me after 5 weeks. To stay in touch with you I used a psychotic tablet that switched off in the middle of every long comment I pecked at letter by letter. Your posts loaded slower than snail mail. The list goes on. I was like a fish out of water or a heron on a roof top.
I tidied up the cupboards.
Shush Samantha ! I organised my paperwork.
For goodness sake, SHUT UP Samantha ! Toni, my neighbour, removed the hornets nests. I supervised of course.
Thanks Toni. Really most of my days were spent cleaning up after my cats.
I have a new laptop. It’s a crazy Spanish Windows 10 smartphone on steroids ! It took me days to set up the way I wanted in ENGLISH with a Spanish keyboard. THEN … I verified that I am who I am with Microsoft and decided to go to bed early and shut down with an update. Update … a little word, isn’t it ?. Oh boy, was I in for IT ! One hour of hypnotising English update spinning dots …
and three hours of Spanish spinning dots !
By then I was watching an imaginary spinning skirt instead of dots.
Finally at 5am, when, at last, I could see what these updates had done. The display and Start Menu had changed and most apps are now SPANISH ! Who wants an expensive Frisbee laptop ? 🙂
BUT … I will be strong, go forth with an English stiff upper lip, fix the ……..
Oh boy ! Some holiday ! 🙂
Ralph xox ❤
The spinning gifs are not mine.
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