I did promise to show you the contents of the Man Tin (a present from Ute).
What I am about to show you is just between me and you the reader as I don’t want the whole world to know what is in my Man Tin 😉
It took me a while to work out how to open the Man Tin, but I did and filled the box with useless and pointless items.
What’s this ?
I reckon it’s a rubber hand bell for a librarian to use at closing time.
Of course Sonic has a different opinion.
This is a bit of a squeeze. An accordion ? No, a geeetah !
“Totally Useless And Pointless” was the name of my song. I can’t play or sing, so the name was apt.
I kept my magic carpet in the Man Tin as it’s not magic and is a rug, not a carpet.
Samantha, of course, has her own idea.
What’s this day-glo item ?
I think it’s worn by builders as safety clothing. To protect and warn the public of a crack exposure.
Now this chainsaw is totally useless and pointless as I have no bushes or trees three floors up in the building.
What’s this tucked away in the corner of the Man Tin ?
I don’t have a Harley, just cats !
I’ll just shake out and show you what’s left in the Man Tin.
White shoes for living in the muddy countryside.
A tractor for a field three floors up.
And the final useless and pointless item, a doll. A DOLL ?? It’s not mine. It’s a cats toy. Honest ! You believe me, don’t you ? *cringe*
That’s it ! The Man Tin is empty.
Well, it was empty. Thanks Ute !! 😀 😀 😀 x
I am !
Ralph xox ❤