Hang On 2016, I’ve Not Finished With 2015

Yes, stop the clock !



I’ve still got a few items from 2015 to talk about.


~Christmas Presents~

All the way from America to Spain …..


…. RoSy sent me these tasty Peeps !


Oi !ย  Clear off Sonic !








And all the way from London to Spain, Ute …..


….. sent me these lovely gifts.ย  The Teddy, Stanley, she gave to me a couple of years ago, ….


…. but the beautiful heart, which Ute made herself, came with the Wellness book.



Thank you so much dear friends โค


ย ~WordPress 2015 Skool Report~

I daren’t open it as I know what the WP monkeys will say.



Anyway, thank you for the 18,000 views from the Sydney Opera House.ย  The WI-FI must be working well in there.


ย ~Ralph’s New Year Resolutions~

I have decided to make my 2016 resolutions from the Top Searches which I found in my Dashboard over the last few weeks.



Top Searchesย ย 

My Reply


ย Lucky man enjoy with neighbour

I’ll really work on her !

If u want to come in, my life door is open

How can I refuse such an offer ?

You passed permit sign

I thought it was just a wink !

How to take ECG for women pics

Is this like playing doctors and nurses ?

Nipless big breast in taxi

No room then.ย  I’ll take the bus.

Do not stand on toilet bowls

Okay.ย  I get the hint.ย  I’ll stand in them then !

Girl painted like a cat drinking milk out of a bowl

Sonic, my cat, comes to bed with me every night.ย  OUT !!!

Enase he aken he woken me not lirik

Heck,ย  painted cat girl speaks Urdu.

Black and white blue fish butons

I do hope my butons are done up !

Dear diary attitude quotes in Urdu

Painted cat girl keeps a diary.ย  Oh boy !

xxx bouder numbar chi


Cougar love poems

Poems love Ralph.ย  Ralph love Cougar. ……

I’m not a groupie

You would be if you met me !

Drake quotes about bf who doesn’t care

Do I have to repeat myself.ย  I don’t care !

Sorry girls daddy says no dating

No dating !ย  Stay at home with daddy.

Ephemeral bouncing boobs

Of course they are !


And my final resolution is to be …….


….. a crap โญ โญ โญ โญ โญ cook.


Restart the clock !


Oh, go on.ย  Ring my bell !

Happy New Year everybody !


Are you blogging like me ?


Ralph xox โค


103 Comments on “Hang On 2016, I’ve Not Finished With 2015

  1. Ralph, your blog is one of a kind. I do not think there is any one like you. I start to envy you about those lovely gifts you got ๐Ÿ™‚

    Happy New Year!!!!

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    • Happy New Year YC ๐Ÿ˜€
      Awww ! Thank you so much for such an uplifting comment my friend.
      Take care. Ralph ๐Ÿ˜€

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  2. Ralph, I love your posts so much! If you only knew the smiles – sometimes guffaws – that you bring. Your gifts are lovely and as a crafter, I can really appreciate your friend’s handcrafted heart. You are a joy in my blogging world and I hope that you’ll be enjoying a happy evening and a tipple as 2016 peaks over the horizon in a few hours.
    Sending much love and best wishes for all good things in the New Year, xoxo

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    • Awww ! You are soooo kind to say these wonderful things dear Karin. I am so pleased that you enjoy these posts. I have so much fun in setting them up and so much more as they are enhanced by your lovely feedback. Thank you so much !
      Ute’s heart is brilliant, isn’t it ? In both senses of the word.
      Happy New Year to you too dear friend. I really do hope that 2016 will be the best year ever for you Karin.
      Big hug. Ralph xox โค

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    • Hello TTS ๐Ÿ˜€
      Where have you been hiding ? Uni ? It’s nice that you’ve commented anyway. Thank you so much !
      Thank you and have a fantastic 2016 yourself.
      Ralph xox โค

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      • At uni but then 8 weeks of 37.5hrs / week on placement plus uni work. Tough times but an amazing experience which I wouldn’t have missed. Met some lovely people but not always a happy time – anyway done now! Back to uni on Monday ๐Ÿ“š Good to reconnect xx

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      • Wow ! You have been busy TTS. I hope your Uni courses go well for you this year. Yes, nice to reconnect. xox

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  3. Now you finished 2015. let 2016 start! Happy you liked your presents. Now have a super happy 2016! Ute oxo

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    • Hi Ute ๐Ÿ˜€
      I am really happy with your presents. The book is fun and Stanley sits with pride wearing your heart “necklace”. Thank you so much dear friend.
      We are almost 2 hours into 2016. The Spanish have a fun tradition of putting a grape in the mouth for every stroke at midnight. I did it and ended up with 12 grapes in my mouth. What fun !
      Oh, and a bright spark of a Spanish neighbour thought it was funny to put a banger in an empty plastic paint pot. You should have seen the mess. A thousand pieces of paint pot everywhere in the road. Oh boy !
      Thank you and a super-duper 2016 to you too Ute.
      Hugs. Ralph xox โค

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      • I see the Spanish have fun! ๐Ÿ™‚ The first day of 2016 I have to get used to writing it yet, and it is grey outside as yesterday…. nothing changed. I shall chill out… and do nothing… what a start yay!

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      • That’s great for you to relax once in a while Ute. I bet you need to. ๐Ÿ˜€


  4. Oh boy, happy days are here again. This was too funny. You are a mess but you already know that, right?

    No, I’m not blogging like you. I’ve been too busy commenting on your posts. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Wishing you and the cats a healthful and happy new year.

    Yvonne xox

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    • For my New Year’s resolutions I shall add that I will not be a mess and not ruin Yvonne’s blogging. Resolutions broken already ! ๐Ÿ˜€
      Have a lovely evening my friend. Ralph xox โค

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  5. Happy New Year Ralph, Samantha & Sonic! Fun, creative posts. Your blog, a unique one! Nice gifts! Good friends! Have a great start for the new year. Stay healthy! Chryssa

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    • Hi Chryssa ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you so much for your great comment. It’s so uplifting ! Ralph xox โค

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  6. Happy New Year, Ralph. I knew WordPress was naughty but I had no idea they were into S and S: Samantha and Sonic. Best wishes for 2016 and please, please stick to the resolutions, okay?

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    • Hi Cookie ๐Ÿ˜€
      Naughty, naughty WordPress !
      All the resolutions are broken already. Maybe 2017 will be an improvement ….. or not !
      Have a wonderful year my friend.
      Ralph xox โค

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  7. Life Is A Journey,
    But My Best Wishes Are The Milestones
    That Will Give You Hope
    And Motivation To Move On.
    Am Wishing You A Joyous New Year!
    With warmth, love and blessings from MiddleMe to you and your readers.

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    • Oh girl ! Happy New Year !!!
      Hahaha. Hi Sandra. Have a wonderfully fun year.
      Hugs. Ralph xox โค

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  8. Happy New Year, Ralph!!! (I’m feeling a bit delicate this morning but that’ll teach me, no, actually it won’t….) ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • LOL. Spain, New Year’s Eve, grapes, wine. Oh boy ! I understand.
      Have a great year Wendy. Ralph xox โค

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    • Happy New Year to you too dear Nia. I hope it will be a beautiful year for you my friend. Big hug. Ralph xox โค

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    • Thank you so much dear Masgautsen ๐Ÿ˜€
      Sorry I’m so long in replying. I am still clearing my Inbox of 250+ new posts, comments, likes, emails and ecards since publishing this post. Oh boy !
      I do hope 2016 will be a fantastic year for you my friend.
      Ralph xox โค

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  9. Was that Big Ben Chiming away? You’re an original Ralph. Way to go! Happy New Year.

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    • Yep. I borrowed Big Ben an hour before UK goes mad Leslie. I did give it back !
      Thank you. Have a lovely 2016 yourself my friend.
      Ralph xox โค

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  10. Wishing you a very Happy New Year Ralph. Yes, the Sydney Opera House must be booked out with all WP bloggers! Finally I can see a packet of ‘peeps’, my son has gone on about these after his Spanish teacher gave them out in class a few years ago – the poor lad still hankers after them but haven’t found them in the UK. Sonic and Samantha know they’re onto a good thing! Take care and thanks for bringing a smile and laugh to the start of the New Year.

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    • Hi Annika ๐Ÿ˜€
      Try Googling >>>”where can i buy peeps in the uk”. There are loads of sites inc. Amazon.
      Thanks for your great comment. Happy New Year ! Ralph xox โค

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      • Thanks for that Ralph! ๐Ÿ˜€ You’re a star. I’ll order some for my son as a surprise for his birthday! I won’t do the Spanish birthday tugging your age on the ear lobe trick – the children tended to avoid mentioning their birthdays in class for fear of that! Warm wishes to you.

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    • Hi Michelle ๐Ÿ˜€ I don’t blame you. I am stress free as I’ve broken any resolutions I made, already. lol. Ralph xox โค

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    • Hi LB ๐Ÿ˜€ I do hope that you have a graceful 2016 sailing on the ocean waves. Ralph xox โค

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  11. I hope 2016 is kind and brings you everything you hope for, Ralph., I won’t be blogging a great deal from now on. I need to get my third book finished – I’ve really ignored it for most of last year. I just have a couple more posts to do next week, then I’ll just post every now and than. As for your blog, it’s one of a kind! I haven’t come across another like it, so I hope yoou keep it just as it is. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • I hope you get your book finished Millie. It’s no problem to put your blog on the back burner. Thank you so much for your lovely words about my posts. Have a wonderful 2016 my friend. Ralph xox โค

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    • Thank you so much dear Sylvia ๐Ÿ˜€ I do hope that your 2016 is full of wild life ….. oh, that’s outside your home ๐Ÿ˜‰ Big hug. Ralph xox โค

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    • Umm ! I’ll take that as a compliment ….. perhaps not ๐Ÿ˜€ lol

      Happy New Year to you too my friend. Ralph xox โค


  12. It was hard to blog with all the parties I went to! ๐Ÿ˜€
    I had to turn the computer off, again. That is 96 hours of computer off this holiday season.
    Nonetheless, I am straightening out now, and working semi-actively on getting back to more of a routine. That should take a week or 2 or 3 …. okay maybe a month to resume fully.
    I’m a tad confused by the Cougar Urdu, but hey… โญ HAPPY NEW YEAR! โญ
    All the best to you in 2016 dear darling Ralph! โค xoxoxo #<

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    • Hi dear Resa ๐Ÿ˜€
      You made it though to 2016 then. Wow, lucky you, party girl ! I hope you didn’t get withdrawal symptoms during the 96 hours of being computerless. Wow, that’s 3…. umm….. 2 ….umm … lots of days ! See you in a month then ๐Ÿ˜‰
      Of course you are confused. You read my post. I’m confused as well. No change there then ๐Ÿ˜‰
      Have a wonderful New Year my friend. May your wine bottles be full, your bank account full, your work load full and not forgetting your stockings full (oh, that was Christmas).
      Hugs and kisses. Ralph xoxoxo โค #<


  13. Glad you made it with us all to 2016, Ralph! Can’t wait to see what you and the cats have in store for us! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    • Whew, I made it to 2016 ! Thank you so much dear Loving. I’m wondering this as well. Have a great year my friend. Ralph xox โค


    • Thank you so much for your lovely comment Reeanna. I’ve no idea what’s in store for this year’s posts as I always seem to have no idea until a germ of an idea blossoms from nowhere.
      Love your blog. Take care my friend. Ralph xox โค

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    • Bonjour Carole. Merci beaucoup pour les commentaires dans ma propre langue. Je me sers de Google Translate pour vous dire merci. Ma nouvelle annรฉe est correct jusqu’ici, comme je l’espรจre le vรดtre est? Mes chats sont trรจs bien, endormi comme d’habitude. Ne avoir une grande semaine. Cรขlins. Ralph xox โค

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  14. Welcome to 2016 Ralph Dear, I’m sure I could find you a good head-doctor, if I looked hard enough.
    I didn’t want to say shrink, because; well, that’s just plain rude! Plus, I dread to think; what you would consider, shrinking ๐Ÿ˜€ Not to mention, Sonic & Samantha xox โค

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    • Hi Georgia ๐Ÿ˜€
      Thank you and I do hope that 2016 is being kind to you too.
      I agree. Some Top Searches are so funny that I just have to share them.
      Ralph xox โค


  15. Dear Ralph, more New Year’s wishes to you my friend, all the blessings to you!
    I just have to ask: are these top searches real??? Really weird stuff!! love<3 and kiss* P

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    • Hello dear Pelly ๐Ÿ˜€
      Thank you. I do hope that 2016 is being very kind to you my friend.
      Yes, the Top Searches ARE real. This “lucky man enjoy with neighbour” has popped up again today ๐Ÿ˜€
      Hugs & Kisses. Ralph xox โค


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      • Well, looking at the last Top Search in my reply ….. “xxx.palphto” ….. probably Greek people ! ๐Ÿ˜‰ lol โค


    • Thank you Serach. A belated Happy New Year to you and your family dear friend. ๐Ÿ˜€ Ralph xox โค

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  16. Awww…You’re very welcome dear Ralph.
    After sharing my post on Peeps & finding out that Peeps only sold here in the states – I had to send some out to my favorite peeps overseas. And – well – you are definitely one of them.
    Happy that the box became a present too – BONUS. ๐Ÿฑ
    May PeACe – LoVe & all that’s WonderFul embrace you this new year…and – always…
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx

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    • Thanks again dear RoSy for the box (love Sonic โค ) and the Peeps which both I and the Spanish children downstairs enjoyed (love Ralph & the children โค ).
      Lots of love. Ralph xox โค

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  17. You can see I’m catching up with posts I missed somehow. I have museum duty. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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    • I’ll answer this one first as you are on duty. I hope not dressed up in costume as a mannequin ready to jump out on some unsuspecting kids.
      I am knee deep in MVBFM comments, so I had better get on and answer them.
      Ralph xox โค

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