My Cat Has Gone To Limerick

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~ Warning ~

This is too highbrow for you lot

As it’s poetry.  Writing it’s definitely not.

So you are quite free

To go sit in a tree

Or go fall asleep in your cot.

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~ Two of the greatest Poet Laureates Lorry Cats ~

Kitty Krumble

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Kitty Krumble she drove a big truck.

The chicken she hit had no luck

As it crossed the street,

Got thrown off its feet.

Now Kitty’s truck horn goes “cluck” !

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Monster Moggy

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A tabby became Monster Moggy

Because he was so rampantly snoggy.

For at night, at nine

He drank glasses of wine

And ravished the neighbour’s big doggy.

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~ Sonic wants to have a go ~

Sonic (Poet Cat)

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I am a black cat named Sonic.

I’m Daddy’s most favourite tonic.

When he is at rest

I do try my best

To bring up a fur ball.  He goes manic !

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~ Sonic and Miss Limerick ~

Sonic is unhappy with me.

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Daddy borrowed some pictures from Google.

Miss Limerick he did love to oogle.

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He constantly harps on

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About women all day long.

He’s acts like a canoogling pup poogle.

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~ Ralph’s attempt at poetry ~

Hah !  I suggest you read this with your eyes closed 😀

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There’s no reason for me to give up smoking

For this warning they give, must be joking.

As it’s easy to see

I’ve had a vasectomy

Which is worse for the swimmers.   They’re not yolking !

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Was this post too highbrow for you ?   If it was, did you sleep well ?

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Ralph xox ❤

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❤ ~ And finally, for you, only you ~ ❤

My love for you will never die.

My heart sings songs that truly fly,

Circling, spinning,

Through you, winning.

A chord to cuddle you, from I.

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142 Comments on “My Cat Has Gone To Limerick

  1. Not bad poetry, Ralph. – But that woman swing around on the hand rail of an escalator – truly amazing! Have a good one, Ralph!
    Lesie

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    • That’s kind of you to say YC 😀 Samantha is too highbrow for all this silliness. Ralph 😀

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  2. Yes, bravo RA!
    I was out one day in the muck
    When from nowhere came this truck
    I stuck out my hand
    To catch a ride with the band
    But all I heard was a “CLUCK”
    8)

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    • What a lovely comment. Thank you so much Diana.
      The Urban Dictionary says >>>>
      Snoggy
      A derivative of the English word snog meaning to kiss; this particular version is reserved for when one is in the drunken state and becomes quite amorous.
      “She was so drunk last night – she got all snoggy! ”
      Ralph xox ❤

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    • ¡Muchas gracias por visitar Bluefish Way, Flor, y para escribir un comentario encantadora tales (x3). Que tenga un buen día ! Ralph xox ❤

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  3. Brilliant, as always, Ralph. I think that lady on the escalator handrail was over the moon after reading these limericks. I love limericks, too.

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    • Hi Amy and thanks. My kitties have taught me everything I know (which is not a lot 😉 ) Have a lovely day my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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  4. Yes, your post was too highbrow!
    The cats are over educated, and I’m having a hard time keeping up with all the poetry!
    Ahem… Erm!
    There once was a fellow named Ralph,
    Who usually kept to himself.
    He then met a lady
    Who was quite unsavory
    He said…. mind your own business.

    See! Can’t write a poem to save my Ralph!
    xoxoxo ❤ Resa <#

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    • You learn a lot on my blog dear friend. Sorry to overtax your brain. Keep up Resa ! I promise I won’t do it again, well, until next time 😉
      ” See! Can’t write a poem to save my Ralph!” Then I am doomed, DOOMED ! 😉
      Big hug. Ralph xoxoxo ❤ #<

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  5. Ralph, quite the master of words! The photos set a great stage for the poetry! You and Sonic got the lead. Missed Samantha! She’s more into flash fiction, or was she working on her kitty novel? Have a great week! Chryssa

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    • I do love your comment Chryssa as you do find things that others have missed. Samantha went shoe shopping ! 🙄 lol. Ralph xox ❤

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    • Thanks Ute. I do enjoy writing limericks with Sonic’s help. Sonic may start a course to teach tabbies poetry and how to upset their slaves. 😀 Ralph xox ❤

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    • I only said to her that she has a hypnotic personality and knows how to turn a man’s head Drake. It’s her round in the pub later anyway. Ralph 😀

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  6. I will not sit in a tree.
    I must read your poetry…
    Fancy those cats
    Writing all that,
    They’re wonderful, I will agree! –Jonathan Caswell

    Wonderful job! Miss Limerick could be my daughter…if I had one. Hope Dad watches where he is walking—he might just trip on a cat! 🙂

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    • Great limerick Jonathan !
      I’m always tripping over the cats. They’re a bit like Italian drivers …. park anywhere.
      Ralph 😀

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      • Love the limericks, Ralph! And don’t feel bad–I tripped over my dog last night. He didn’t seem to mind too much, but I felt terrible.

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      • Thanks Mary 😀
        I know just how you feel as I stepped back onto Sonic’s tail the other night. First time ever. Sonic yelped and both cats went flying into another room. I felt awful ! He was okay and soon came back for a stroke ❤

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    • Yay ! You picked up on Monty Python, Debby ! I’m so pleased that you loved this post. Lost your specs ? 🙄 Ralph xox ❤

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  9. Lol 😀 I’m not sure about Kitty crumble, personally I’m a fan of; fruit crumble, and with fresh cream, not a furball, but….that’s just me. To each, is own I guess 😀 ❤ xox

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    • Awww I thought you Aussies were tough. Going on an 18 month walkabout just to get to McDonald’s 😉
      I agree with you Julie. I love a crumble too 😀
      Ralph xox ❤

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    • Wow ! Thank you so much my friend. Your comment has made my day too, Indah 😀 Ralph xox ❤

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    • Hello dear Nancy.
      You mean you have made a list ? Uh oh ! lol.
      Have a lovely evening.
      Ralph xox ❤

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  10. Thanks for the morning cheer. Sonic is quite the character and good at limericks, who knew. Maybe I’ll try to get our kitties to compose a few.

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    • You are very welcome Diahann. It’s morning here and I am happy too. Maybe you should ask your kitties and they may have more hidden talents 😀 Ralph xox ❤

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    • Hi CeeLee. Thank you my friend. I’m glad you didn’t say “love it when you wax miss limerick” 🙄 Ralph xox ❤

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  11. But Ralph ………………. you’re very good in poetry and I loved these little one full of energy and humour, that last photo was super, I’m still giggling 🙂 !!

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    • Hi Wendy. I have to have a break from blogging for a week or so or else I’ll go loco (no change there then !). I hope your art is coming on leaps and bounds. Take care. Ralph xox ❤

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      • Yeah! That would be cool. I am trying to publish a new YouTube video and now my wifi won’t even let me access my channel.

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      • Yeah. What did you think of the length? I am going to be doing more personal and professional development videos and so they will be longer, but more valuable to people. I am behind with the blog quote challenge because of my work, and I have been going to bed early because I haven’t been feeling so well. Today I have been working on my book amendments again, tomorrow I have to correct them all on my Mac so I am going to sleep soon.

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      • So sorry to read that you are not feeling well. I hope that you slept well and are feeling a bit better today. Take care Sandra and don’t overdo it ! ❤

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      • Hi Ralph, I have been feeling better, working hard again. It was good to catch up on some sleep, but too much sleep and I have a lack of energy and it’s not good for me. It’s almost 2.30am here and soon I will have to force myself to sleep.

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      • Good ! I am pleased you feel better Sandra. I hope it stays that way.
        I have hit a brick wall as far as blogging is concerned. It’s definitely a medical issue. See what happens in a week or so.
        Sleep well tonight my friend.

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      • lol. Thanks Sandra ! It wasn’t working. I am still the same now as I was 3 years ago. Just got to live with it. Have a great weekend my friend. 😀 ❤

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  12. There you are, Ralph !!!!! How on Earth did I lose you ?! =) =) So glad to be back, as always you manage to get me to spill my java laughing… =)

    Cheers and salutations, friend !

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    • I am here Tish ! I’ve no idea how you lost me. Must be the Fog of Blog. Glad you commented my friend. I’m taking a break from posting for a couple of weeks. Give you a chance to clean up ! Ralph xox ❤

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  13. It seems Sonic was feeling jealous of Miss Limerick … whatever, I have cats and as we both know they want to be treated as Queens or Kings… 🎆
    A very funny and cool post, dear Ralph… Happy week ahead.. Sending love and best wishes. Aquileana 🐉☀

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    • Thank you so much for your lovely comment dear friend. Sonic does get jealous anyway, especially if I am stroking Samantha. Thank you Amalia, I hope you are having a fabulous week too. Big hug. Ralph xox ❤

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  14. The cat in the hat is adorable!!
    We are celebrating Thanksgiving here in Canada!
    Every day is a good day to be thankful!
    Life is good when you have cats!! 🙂

    ❤ carmen

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  15. Buna dimineata, prieteni! O zi frumoasa si usoara si buna si cum o vreti voi, numai sufletul sa nu vi-l atinga in mod neplacut! ❤
    Good morning friends! A beautiful and gentle and good day and how you want it, not only soul you touch him unpleasantly! ❤



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  16. You should get a nobel prize for those beautiful poems. I was never much of a poet. It’s just not my thing when it comes to writing but I do love reading easy poems. Have a great week!

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    • You have written such a lovely comment Liz. Thank you so much my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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  17. You’re poetry is definitely out of this world, Ralph. We don’t see poetry like this too often – positively mind-blowing! And Sonic shows real potential there. Could Sonic write a sonnet, do you think?

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    • Thank you so much Millie. I hope your mind isn’t too blown !
      Possibly. I think Sonic is Shakespeare’s reincarnated cat 😉
      Ralph xox ❤

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      • Hey, Ralph. I went onto your blog yesterday, after getting so behind with everyone on WP because I’ve been away so much lately. We hardly seem to have been home this summer. Anyway, I was surprised to find that you hadn’t posted anything in October. Is that right, or was I looking in the wrong place? I just hoped you were OK and not ill. From your ‘train’ post, it seems the acupuncture is still going well. 🙂

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      • I do hope you had a great time away this summer Millie and you are right, I haven’t published a post for a couple of weeks. I hope to explain why in a post which is going live in a couple of hours.

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  18. I ‘think’ I read a post of your sometime back that said you didn’t have the time or inclination to follow everyone back or even comment on our comments. That’s okay but forgive me if I can’t help but read your blogs. I so love your cats and the silly antics you put them into and your whole outlook on life helps me keep sunny on some of my dark days. You are a blessing and it doesn’t matter if you follow me as most of my blogs are rather ‘heavy’ and couldn’t do you a bit of good. Who cares about the state of affairs in the US when you have such delightful furry friends. Sheri

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    • Hi Sheri 😀 I honestly wish I could follow everyone who follows my blog. It’s almost 2000 now which would be an impossibility. So I’m sorry, but I am glad you are so understanding. I hope you have a good week ahead. Ralph xox ❤

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    • Thanks Willow. I had almost forgotten this post and your lovely comment gave me a chance to read it again. So thank you my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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    • Very high brow ! Thank you so much for commenting on this old post which is great for me to read again because of your comment MVBFM. Botox is bad for you, reading this post is more natural. lol.
      Big hug. Ralph xox ❤

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