I’ve been thinking about doing some DIY, but it’s cold and it’s February here in Spain …..
*thinks* My followers don’t know what day it is, let alone what month !
…..so I had better get on with this week’s post instead.
Many of you already know that I am not perfect medically ( Oh, okay ! Mentally as well ! ) and I’m passed it !
I also have a VICE !
Not THAT sort of VICE !
I don’t run around chasing or be chased by women.
Not even women with money.
Not even strong women …..
….. nor flexible women.
So women are not my VICE !
*thinks* They’ll believe anything I say !
I don’t gamble.
So gambling is not my VICE !
*thinks* I bet $5 they’ll fall for this !
I never drink alone.
My cats drink though ! Real water slushes they are !
Maybe I’ll have a little at parties, but that’s it.
I don’t drink a lot of coffee as it’s bad for me…..
….. so ….
Drinking is not my VICE then !
*thinks* I reckon my followers are on their 3rd bottle of wine already today !
I am not power crazy.
So being power mad is not my VICE !
*thinks* Okay ! I’ll do what you tell me mistress !
I am no glutton. ( A glutton for punishment….. definitely ! )
I do like cakes though.
I was egged on by my cats to say that !
Gluttony is not the VICE !
*thinks* I wonder where they keep their stash of chocolates ? Next to the wine I suppose.
SO WHAT IS IT ?
I smoke roll ups !
I have been smoking for 53 years. Since I was 15.
I even had girlfriends who smoked.
My father and grandfather smoked and lived into their 90s.
Whereas I had 2 uncles. One gave up cigarettes and the other didn’t smoke. Both died in their 50s with unrelated cancers.
This is a no brainer. I’m going to live into my 90s.
I never smoke indoors or in a car.
So that’s my VICE !
*thinks* Now we’re smokin’ !
My Neurologist asks me how’s my smoking and I reply,
” Fine. Thank you for asking. “
She’s not worried.
I may not be Politically Correct. I may have lost many followers. I may be
meringued harangued by all of you for smoking. So please be kind in your comments or I may huff & puff and take up more VICES 😉
*thinks* Whew. I should get off lightly with this lot !
Ralph xox ❤
(All of these gifs and images were found on Google Search and are NOT mine. All the vices mentioned in this post are not mine except for
PS. I’ll answer any comments when I get back from having an ECG at Ronda hospital. They are checking to see if I have a heart, which happens to be a bit too late for Valentine’s Day ! 😉
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