Notification Darling ?

The other evening, here in Spain, I was in a catatonic state relaxed in my round chair with one cat on my lap and the other draped alongside me.

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Then my home phone rang.

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Cats flew everywhere as I got up to answer it.

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“Hello darling !”

Heck ! Beautiful English ! She was hot ! The line was burning ! My ear was burning !

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Only two words she uttered. My mind went into overdrive for a split second.

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Who is she ?

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Perhaps it’s my Spanish Neurologist ?

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Nah ! Her English doesn’t sound that sexy !

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A model maybe ?

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I very much doubt it !

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This is probably who it is !

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I had better say something !

“Umm ! *splutter* errrr ! ……..

Shoot ! I am making a right mess of this !

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……. Who am I talking to ?” I cringed !

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Oh ! That sexy voice again  !

“What’s your number ?”

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Yippee ! She wants my number !

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Another split second thought sped through my mind.

I wonder where she is ?

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“951168107” I blustered !

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There was a slight pause.

“Sorry !  I’ve got the wrong number !”

AND SHE HUNG UP !

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I was in shock !

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While she was most likely telling everyone about how she called Ralphie “darling”……

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…… I clicked the button

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I know I am going to live the rest of my life alone with my 2 cats !

THE END

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And now for something completely different !

Fed up with the new Notifier ? ~

Well, I am !

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It’s so blooming complicated and I never know who I’ve replied to and have to search through to find where I last replied 😦

Never fear ! Ralphie’s here !

You can access your old Notifier “View Archives” by clicking >>>

here

The Notifications page comes up, bookmark it and place the bookmark on your Bookmark Toolbar.

(I use a laptop with Windows 7 and a Firefox browser)

Yay ! The reply arrow is back !

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So now when you see the orange notifier light up ……

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….. click Notifications on your Bookmark Toolbar.

Easy !

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To close this post, here are some older ladies who have some love advice for us men.

 

That’s put me in my place !

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 Do you need notifying darling ?

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Ralph xox ❤

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The chair & notification images are mine. The rest were found on Google Search and are not mine !

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