Do Not Click On This Red Button !

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Yes ! I now have 1500 followers !

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I am so happy !

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Thank you “geekkat” for that clincher ……

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….. also “justdan93” for being my first ……

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…..and for you, the other 1498, without whom this post would be pointless !

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I know you would do anything for me !

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If I was to say, “Don’t click on this red button !”, you would pass it by, wouldn’t you ?

Ha ! Fat chance ! I know you !

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS RED BUTTON !

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I bet Peter Pan didn’t do that !

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I love you for being you.

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I know you can’t help it !

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Your comments are music to my eyes !

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I love it when you poke fun at me !

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You always keep abreast of my news !

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So a high-five everyone !

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I just love tall women ! Whew !

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Thank you for increasing my blog traffic.

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Yes ! It’s all my fault that you are congested !

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You are always so forward with medical advice.

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It’s hard for me to listen though !

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So, thank you for following me !

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I am now publishing a single weekly post around midnight (CET) Sunday/Monday …..

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…… which means that if you are NOT in Central Europe my post will NOT get to you around midnight Sunday/Monday.

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DON’T WAIT UP OR PLAN A PARTY !

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Why not ?

Because the World, the Universe, Everything wants to confuse you !

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I’m off now to exercise Sonic my catΒ  …..

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…… maybe watch some TV …..

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….. or maybe, just maybe I’ll visit you !

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Β This post is so bad that it’s >>>

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So what’s your excuse for following me ?

I will accept pity !

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Ralph xox ❀

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All these images were found or created via Google Search and are not mine !

102 Comments on “Do Not Click On This Red Button !

    • Hi Mihran πŸ˜€
      Let’s see ! 3 segments = 3 glasses of wine. Cheers ! πŸ˜‰
      Ralph πŸ˜€

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    • Hi Amy πŸ˜€
      Thank you my friend.
      Images ? That’s Top Secret ! I would hate for Wackyleaks to expose me to the whole world πŸ˜‰
      Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi YC πŸ˜€ Thank you so much my friend. You always have good things to say to me. Ralph πŸ˜€

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  1. Dear Ralph,
    I follow you because you are cute, funny, adorable, sincere, seem to like cats, I can poke at you and you seem to like me!
    _Resa xoxo ❀ #< #<

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    • Hi dear Resa πŸ˜€
      Awww ! You’ve got me blushing like a big red button 😳
      There’s no “seam” about it. I adore my cats as I do you πŸ˜€
      You can poke at me any time. I love it !
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀ #< #<

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    • Hello Diana πŸ˜€
      Wow ! Welcome and thank you ! I am so happy that you are enjoying these posts. Have a lovely week. Ralph xox ❀

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  2. You make me smile, that’s all that matters πŸ™‚

    Congratulations on the follower milestone!

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    • Hello Not πŸ˜€
      It’s good to smile isn’t it ? Thanks for the congrats. Love your comment. Ralph xox ❀

      (Hang on a sec I am trying to get my head around the new orange Notifier ! I never know where I am with it !)

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    • Hi JF πŸ˜€
      Yes, I know I am simple. Good enough reason to follow me without the other two you mention πŸ˜‰ heehee !
      Ralph πŸ˜€

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  3. Who are you, strange person who appeared in my reader? And, how did you get my photo with that short woman? Have we been introduced? Oh, no, was it at that party where I was doing Glayva shots? My mother warned me about that. I’m going on the wagon, I swear.

    Oh, it’s you Ralphie! Phew. If you post at midnight Sunday/Monday, I’ll get your posts before you even write them, as I understand this theory of time relativity.

    I’m so chuffed at you for collecting so many followers. You should run for president or something! Cheers, funny fellow. Keep on amusing us. oxo πŸ™‚ ❀

    PS I'm dead jealous of your photo-editing skills, clever bloke.

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    • Hi Yvonne πŸ˜€
      Yep ! I’m strange !
      My dad always warned me about tall women. I’ve finally met one πŸ˜‰
      That’s clever my friend getting this reply before I write it ! Shan’t bovver ritin’ it then as you’ll get it anyway ! πŸ˜‰
      I have no photo editing skills, but I do manage to find websites that I can use to make up these funny pics.
      Have a great day my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  4. love the movie marquis. must have taken a long time to refund all their cash. ) i follow you for your kind heart and your smile.

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    • Hi Beth πŸ˜€
      Not long as I used Monopoly money. My followers don’t know the difference ! πŸ˜‰
      Your comment is lovely. Thank you. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi ASL πŸ˜€
      Wow ! That’s really sweet of you to say. Thank you. Ralph xox ❀

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  5. Where ever did you find that GIF of the power lines skipping rope, Ralph? It is stuff like that that keeps me cracked up. You have 1,500 followers because you have such a fun and interesting blog. Congrats on your follower count and thanks for the laughs. Marcy xxx πŸ˜‰ ❀

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    • Hi Gallivanta πŸ˜€
      Plead as much as you like. Temporary insanity is a norm around here. Welcome to the club my friend. Hugs back. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi dear Ute πŸ˜€
      Oh no ! What if everyone is Gemini ? That means I have 750 followers ! Will you accept this post on account ? Thanks for following…… both of you ! Who came here then ? πŸ˜‰
      Big hug. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Now you confused my right bit with my left bit…hmmmm and anyway who am I ? I think it was both of us who came to you…. didn’t you notice I ate more htan one…. well with Tony’s dinners…you have to be two! πŸ™‚

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      • That’s true ……. the dinners …… I forgot about them. I hope you are still eating enough for two. Have a lovely week. It’s bitterly cold tonight, possible snow tomorrow. Stay warm. I am. πŸ˜€

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  6. Co yir pure dead brill Ralpha. So brill I broke my rool today re wading all the other stuff first. Cos I would avhe had to wait till this afternoon otherwise and I missed you this week

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    • Hi Shey πŸ˜€
      I’m sorry. I had to use Goggle Translate on your comment and it put up >>>

      Shey has a hamster called Tink
      Who covers her eyes just to think.
      “I’m so out of here”
      She squeaks in great fear
      Every time she encounters a stink ! ……… Boom boom !

      So you broke your rule my friend. I haven’t, as there is a post of yours waiting at the end of 80+ emails. I’ll leave you to sweat ! πŸ˜‰ Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Aw…I broke it this time. That’s cos I had something like 400 hundred emails to shift and I saw yours and it was now or …..about now I’d say! HA ha. love the limerick.

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      • Thank you so much for dropping everything to visit this post. Hmm ! πŸ˜‰
        400 emails ! Get them hamstahs working for you !
        I had fun with the limerick. I like to do them. I may draft another limerick post in the future.:D

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      • Yay. Do another limerick. We sometimes used to play a round of that at Christmas. Just draw a place name out of a hat and then get five mins to concoct something. A good giggle after a few glassies of vino. .
        Well, the 400 is a conservative estimate. That’s only at one point in the day. I need to get the hammies to eat em but then they might eat yours.

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      • There is a Scot’s lady called Shey
        Who writes about shenanigans in the hay.
        Her posts are such fun.
        But is kept on the run
        By little hamsters who know how to play.

        Fun, isn’t it ?

        Oh please let them eat my emails ……. not yours though ! πŸ˜€

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    • Hello geekkat πŸ˜€
      Thank you so much for being my 1500th follower ! This post has put your blog into posteriority in my Hall of Fame (which I haven’t really got) πŸ˜‰
      Glad you had fun and it’s great to know that you are “sticking around”.
      Hugs Ralph xox ❀

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  7. Congratulations dear Ralph πŸ™‚ This is so beautiful and I am one of them πŸ™‚ your follower… I love your humor with full of love… God Bless you dear, Thank you for being there and sharing a smiling moments with us, Love, nia

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    • Hello dear Nia πŸ˜€ You have been following me it seems forever. Thank you so much for being so loyal. I am happy that you are happy. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  8. Not being featured on freshly pressed might be a good thing. They make some dubious choices. Last time I went there they had a blog featured where somebody wrote about watching a snuff video where a guy was brutally murdered solely for the purpose of making the video. The author of the blog seemed under the impression that everyone watches snuff videos. I was so disturbed by that I have not viewed anything on freshly pressed since. Who in their right mind would highlight such atrocities?

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    • Hi LB πŸ˜€
      Wow ! I didn’t know that ! I thought Freshly Pressed was the best of the best selected by WP staff. I would be upset as well !
      Ralph xox ❀

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  9. you are SO clever/talented/brilliant – how the hell do you manage to do all this funky photoshop stuff? Many congrats to you for having a multitude of followers – Go Ralph! Go Ralph! Your wit, wisdom and downright cheek leave me spellbound. I’m yours forever! xox ❀

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    • Hi Lottie πŸ˜€
      I have been finding websites recently where I can make things up on them for my posts. I have a lot of fun creating new images etc.. I am not a photoshop wizard by any means !
      Thanks for your usual great comment my friend, being spellbound and also being mine forever. Is that ALL ? lol.
      Blooming cold here today but not indoors thank heavens !
      Big hug. Ralph xox ❀

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  10. The way you use and link each of these images is very clever, Ralph. Your posts are absoslutley brilliant, not to mention hilarious. I, for one, don’t want my money back!

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    • Hello Millie πŸ˜€
      Thank you so much my friend for your praise and for finding a box to put my blog in. “Absoslutley” seems about right ! πŸ˜‰ heehee !
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi dear Diahann πŸ˜€
      Thank you so much for the congratulations. Without you following, this post would be non-existent πŸ˜‰ Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  11. OK, Ralphie, Are you ADHD or are one of your recent medications laced with cocaine?!!! Where the hell do you get such energy, Little Buddy? Your mind is so brilliantly quick!!!! Do you ever sleep?!!!!! SERIOUSLY?! Do you??! πŸ™‚ CONGRATULATIONS, you crazy, talented, beautiful man!!!! πŸ™‚

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    • Hello Lucie πŸ˜€
      ADHD ? Alcohol Driven Happy Dingo ? God knows what’s in the tablets. Dingo droppings I expect πŸ˜‰
      I am a night owl. I normally go to bed around 3am plus or minus an hour. Usually plus !
      Wow ! You have me blushing. Thank you my friend.
      Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Elizabeth πŸ˜€
      Of course you are my stalker. An evil one at that ! I am soooo privileged ! πŸ˜€ Big hug. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Lumar πŸ˜€
      Wow ! Fantastic ! Thank you for your lovely comment. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  12. Okay, now this is getting very troublesome. As you know, I am OCD and must read every single comment before I leave one of my own. And I spend the longest on your posts because of all YOUR FANS, Ralph. We obviously cannot get enough of your innovative, creative, adorable and hysterical humor! And also, I think I should start to follow Resa because I agree with her too! πŸ˜‰

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    • Hi dear Stephanie πŸ˜€
      I had to look up OCD and found it’s not OOTD πŸ˜‰
      Maybe I can help you. Perhaps if I publish a one line / one photo post once a year with no comments you’ll be cured. Love Dr Ralph ❀ πŸ˜‰
      BUT ! Hey !That's not me !
      I like to read all the comments on your and other bloggers' posts even if I don't comment myself and just Like. So thank you for wading through all these comments before you made me blush as well as Resa did πŸ˜€
      Big Hug to you my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  14. Omg I just love coming to visit your page. This post had me in stitches. You are such a funny and clever man. God bless you dear man! xoxo ❀ Debby

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    • Hi Daniela πŸ˜€
      Amazing ! Both you and Yvonne are very tall women……. suddenly ! How can I not love you then πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰
      Thank you so much for your lovely comment my friend. Ralph xox 3

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    • Hi Christy πŸ˜€
      Wow ! Thanks for your lovely comment. I had better follow myself then as I never know what I will blog about. πŸ˜‰
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Wendy πŸ˜€
      There’s nothing wrong with short women. It’s just that I don’t want them to have a cricked neck looking at my head in the clouds πŸ˜‰
      Thank you for the congratulations my friend.
      Ralph xox ❀

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  15. Congratulations on so many followers, Ralph, we think it’s so deserved. We come for the blue fishy, never a dull moment when we come over to your blog… and my two furriends Samantha and Sonic live here…..what else…MOL πŸ˜€ Pawty Pawkisses for a blast πŸ˜€ ❀

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    • Hello Binky πŸ˜€
      I wondered why you come over ! You’re after the fish ! πŸ˜‰ heehee ! Love to you both from the three of us here. Ralph, Samantha and Sonic xxx ❀ ❀

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  16. I wish to thank you for your kind interest and likes to my posts. You are such a very kind person; I enjoy seeing your little stars of approval, though I can sympathize that often my musing or ravings πŸ˜‰ as they may be, are perhaps hard to follow. Thank you also for your patience.

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    • Hello Mariana πŸ˜€
      I do read your posts via Google Translate. I do hope the translation works and is not giving me a false account of your posts. It would be fun if you are talking about a walk you had and it’s wrongly translated as you levitating in a Tibetan monastery πŸ˜‰
      Thanks for visiting and your lovely comment my friend.
      Ralph xox ❀

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      • I’m sure you get the gist… πŸ™‚ I’m pleased and hope you find some resonance in what this vintage lady shares.
        Wish you a wonderful Sunday, and many pleasant days ahead.
        πŸ™‚ xox

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      • πŸ˜€ Yes, you are resonating very well as I am following you.

        Thank you Mariana. Nice and sunny here tomorrow. I hope you have a happy Sunday yourself. xox ❀

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  17. Hi Ralph, I love reading your blog. You bring laughs into my life. I have been catching up on your posts from back in October till now and I have been LMAO all afternoon. You bring joy to a lot of people through your blog. I love it. Thanks for being you. Take care and keeping on blogging.

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    • Hi Frank πŸ˜€
      I have been watching you blitz my notifier. Thank heavens I was up-to-date with answering all the comments πŸ˜€
      Thank you so much for all the Likes and I’m so pleased that you had fun. Another post coming in 25 hours !
      I hope 2015 is good to you and that you are in good health as well. Ralph πŸ˜€

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  18. I follow you because …
    *cheesiness alert*
    your posts are so much fun to read. They make me laugh..and you are such a wonderful person! Your blog was one of the first blogs I started following!
    Cheers! πŸ™‚
    I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

    -Amrita

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  19. Congratulations and kisses to you and you know that I adore you and your posts so that’s my excuse !! Have a beautiful evening Ralph ! :)!

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    • Hello Serach my dear friend πŸ˜€
      Your comment is so sweet. Thank you so much ! Have a lovely evening/late night yourself Serach.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  20. Cngratz!!! That is my dream number for now πŸ™‚ It is awesome your followers are engaged in your posts and they comment, that’s so sweet πŸ™‚
    Why I follow you? I have no idea, I must have bumped my head πŸ˜‰ ❀

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    • They are a great bunch of bloggers including you my friend. It takes me a couple of days or so to answer them and clear my Inbox with return visits if I am not following them.

      As for the bump on your head Ivy, it’s really a sign of intelligence πŸ˜€ Ralph xox ❀

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      • Hahahaha, that’s what I will say to my doctor if in any unfortunate event I do bump my head πŸ˜€

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  21. Wow that’s fantastic. πŸ™‚ you really deserve 1500 followers and many more. By the way you have one more secret follower. It’s my cat who is sitting next to me at the moment. πŸ˜€ She loves your blog, too.

    XOXO Julia ❀

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    • Heehee ! Hi cat ! Having fun ? You are so sweet in being my secret follower πŸ˜€
      Thank you for following Julia. I am honoured. Your comment is lovely. Thank you.
      I hope you have a lovely week ahead my friend. Ralph xoxox ❀

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  22. Congrats Ralph!
    I’m thrilled to be one of your 1500! πŸ˜€
    As for why I follow you…Why not?
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx

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    • I am thrilled that you have been following me RoSy. It seems you have been doing so forever. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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