Ralph’s Unbreakable New Year’s Resolutions

I normally never make New Year’s resolutions as I always break them within an hour.

So I have come up with unbreakable ones !

Here goes !

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Exercise

I will never exercise seriously.

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I will relax more.

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I will never exercise animals.

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Blogging

I will blog !

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I will throw a wobbly when the laptop crashes or the Internet goes down.

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I will write about ANYTHING !

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Women

I will always toe the line.

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Learn to understand her.

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Improve my dancing skills.

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Always ask for advice.

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Be natural with her !

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Enjoy housework more !

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Iron out any problems before they happen.

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Be fixated on her !

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Be mesmerised by her ……

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Happy 2015 my bloggy friends !

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Are you alone during the New Year celebrations ?

I am !

So you’re not alone !

Cheers !

*clink*

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Ralph xox ❀

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All these images were found on Google Search and none of them are mine !

126 Comments on “Ralph’s Unbreakable New Year’s Resolutions

  1. I may borrow that bouncing tits image if I decide to try internet dating again LOL

    Again, Happy New Year to you, Ralph!

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    • Hello Not πŸ˜€
      A wise move ! The bouncing tits should add unexplored dimensions to your dating agency’s profile πŸ˜‰ lol
      And again to you ! Oh, it’s January 1st here already. have fun. Ralph xox ❀

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  2. Happy New Year Ralph. Wishing you great health and happiness for 2015 and that you find a soul mate. Love your blogs. Most of us are home here in Toronto. Too cold to go out anywhere. Yikes!

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    • Hi Lynne πŸ˜€ Yikes indeed ! No snow here. Sunny days, cold nights ! Have a wonderful 2015. Ralph xox ❀

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  3. That is exactly it… the frog … that’s me, doing more of what makes me happy… that sums it up. A very happy and healthy new year to you Ralph, ❀ Hugs Ute

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    • Hello dear Ute πŸ˜€ Thank you my friend. Have a Hoppy, Happy New Year Ute. Hugs back. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Adrian and Linda πŸ˜€ Thank you my local friends. I hope you are having a wonderful New Year’s Eve, a night to remember ! See you in 2015 where I hope you are having the best year ever. Love. Ralph πŸ˜€

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  4. Fun fun fun silliness! thank you for the laughs and levity Ralph! Enjoy yourself, and see you in the morning smiley hat tipper ~HUGSSS

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    • Hello dear Katrina πŸ˜€ What fun ! Your comment makes me so happy ! I hope you are going to have a fantastic celebration tonight. I’ll be thinking of you over breakfast. Love & hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  5. HAPPY NEW YEAR! #< Ralph, I'm about to get dolled up and go out for a late dinner and party. It's only 3 doors over, so rolling home is on the agenda. I'll be back tomorrow, and laugh at your resolutions some more! πŸ˜€
    Maybe I'll even come up with one. 😎

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    • Hello my dear Resa πŸ˜€ Happy New Year to you too #< Are you wearing one of your gowns ? If not, you'll look smashing anyway ! Have a great time and I am sure that you will do anything I wouldn't do ! πŸ˜‰ Talk to you again in 2015 my friend. Hugs. Ralph xoxox ❀

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    • Hi Annie πŸ˜€ Thank you so much. I do hope 2015 will be a great year for you my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  6. Cheers, cheerful chappy! Trust you to come up with another original post. Scientists would give a finger and toe to find out how that mind of yours works.

    I’ve stolen the blogging cartoon; I love the comments part!

    So, a big, warm (I mean literally warm, because it’s flippin’ hot here in the tropics) hugs to you as we turn the page of the calendar to yet another year. I wonder what’s ahead of us on this voyage of discovery we call life???

    Will you please share these hearts with Marsha? Thanks, Ralphie. oxo ❀ ❀ ❀ ❀

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    • Hello dear Yvonne πŸ˜€

      Medics can’t find out anything so what chance do scientists have ? Maybe I need a psychiatrist ! Now that would make some great posts ! πŸ˜‰

      John, the cartoonist, asked to link the cartoon, borrowed, to his blog which I did. He’s a great cartoonist !

      I love HOT ! Pleeease send some HOT here ! I so miss the Spanish summer ! Hugs back to you my friend..

      Nooo ! No sharing ! The hearts are all mine ! MINE ! πŸ˜‰

      Love & hugs for 2015 and to you Yvonne. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Thanks for alerting me about crediting John!

        I kinda wish I had bouncing tits, but then again, maybe not.

        You share those hearts, Ralphie, or it’s the naughty corner for you, without the naughty nurse. πŸ™‚ ❀ (for you) ❀ (for Marsha, and I'll be checking).

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      • Isn’t it more bouncing emus down your way πŸ˜‰

        Oh ! Okay then. Can I have the naughty nurse back ? ❀

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    • Hi Sylvia πŸ˜€ Happy New Year to you too. I do hope it’s the best year yet for you with hours of hammock testing. Lots of hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  7. It’s good to see you haven’t lost your wacky sense of humor Ralph. Happy New Year to you! πŸ™‚

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    • Hi LuAnn πŸ˜€
      Thank you my friend for recognising greatness when you see it…… and then you came here !!
      Happy New Year to you and Terry. I do hope 2015 will be good to you.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello SDHD πŸ˜€
      Whew ! They ARE challenging ! But ! I haven’t broken one yet !
      Have a lovely 2015 my friend.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Tish πŸ˜€ Oh dear ! Spilt tea ! I am insured for that. Let me see. Page 36475, Item8294C/F Sub section b (see page 7354). Yep ! Sorry ! Only spilling tea on roller coasters, banana boats whilst doing handstands (for non-smokers only). Ralph xox ❀

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      • Killing me here, best sense of humor EVER, Ralph ! =) Were you a stand-up comic in another lifetime ?! Have a wonderful new year, and I can say with all honesty it looks as if you most certainly are doing just that ! =)

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      • Oh no ! Kiss of life coming up ! Well that’s my excuse πŸ˜‰ ❀

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    • Hello YC πŸ˜€ Thank you so much. I hope this year will be good for you. Ralph πŸ˜€

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    • Hi Marcy πŸ˜€ I am pleased to hear that you enjoy the posts. Fun is good ! Happy New Year to you and the little ones too. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Masgautsen πŸ˜€ They are still unbroken after one whole day ! Fantastic ! I do hope you are having a great time and 2015 will be special for you. Ralph xox ❀

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  8. Apparently resolutions work best if you get lots of sleep. So I wish you much rest and sleep for a healthy resolute New Year.

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    • Hello Gallivanta πŸ˜€ That is so true ! If I sleep 24/7 there would be no resolution problems ! Not practical but a great idea ! Have a great 2015 my friend. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  9. I kept this to the last today cos I wanted to finish on a giggle and I knew I would here!! have a great day and an even better year, my friend. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    • Hi Shey πŸ˜€ Amazingly that’s what I do with your posts. Clear my Inbox first and then read your post. Glad you had a giggle my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Great minds indeed ! I googled BTO …….built to order ! I am wading through answering comments now, so here I am ! xoxox

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    • Hello Philippa πŸ˜€ I am so pleased that I brought to you a splash of fun for a moment. I’ll have to keep this up in future posts just for you. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  10. all excellent choices, ralph and i can see why you’ve resolved to do them all – happy new year to my friend, ralph )

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    • Hi Beth πŸ˜€ I am so glad that you have approved the resolutions my friend. Have a great 2015 Beth, Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  11. Have a wonderful Happy New Year Ralph.. and love these unbreakable resolutions.. Keep smiling.. and thank you for following.. Enjoy all that 2015 brings and I send Blessings in abundance for health and happiness your way xx
    Sue

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    • Hello Sue πŸ˜€ What a lovely comment and written so well ! I wish I could write semi-decent replies ! So I hope just a little thank you will suffice. Thank you ! Have a lovely 2015. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Ralph it matters not how we write.. but the sincere intent behind the words are all that matters.. So a Thank you is Wonderful πŸ™‚ ❀

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  12. Dear King of the Blog, Your wit is unrivaled. Your charm abounds. Your humor astounds us. Your warmth surrounds. Your hat is delicious. Your cat picture’s cute. Your comments adorable. You’ll never go mute! πŸ™‚ Lots of love for a wonderful 2015. xox

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    • Hello MVBFM πŸ˜€
      Is that IT ! Is that ALL ! And please stop eating my hat ! πŸ˜‰ lol
      Are you sure you are commenting on the right blog ? If so I am blushing. Thank you my friend πŸ˜€
      Have a great 2015 Marsha. Ralph xox ❀

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  13. Dear Ralph, I heartily wish you a great 2015 full of joy and health and forget new year resolutions, they never work. Lots of love. Stefy. xxxxxx

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    • Hello Stefy πŸ˜€ I must agree with you that resolutions don’t work. I suppose that’s why I knocked up this fun post. I hope 2015 is good to you my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Wendy πŸ˜€ Looking at it I think the cat has been added to the photograph. Have a great year my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  14. πŸ˜€ Good morning, darlin’. I may borrow some from your list because I’m much too lazy to make my own. It was deader than dead around my neighborhood last night. I was standing on the porch at midnight and thinking: “Where’s the fireworks, it’s New Year’s Eve?” I then took my tired little butt to bed and just as I was about to doze off, someone began setting off fireworks. πŸ™„ Happy New Year blessings, hugs, and kisses. ❀ xoxoxox

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    • Hello Elizabeth πŸ˜€
      Of course you may borrow my list. Please bring it back when you’ve finished with it πŸ˜‰
      Ah ! Fireworks ! That was me ! Sorry ! πŸ˜‰
      Hugs and kisses back. Ralph xoxox ❀

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    • Hello Leyla πŸ˜€ Happy New Year to you too. I hope 2015 is nice for you. Ralph xox ❀

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  15. If only I had seen that marvelous image for simplified blogging when I first started my blog. Thanks for sharing so many laughs with us. I needed this.
    I wish you a very Happy New Year Ralph!

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    • Hello Leslie πŸ˜€ It’s a great cartoon, isn’t it ? Glad you had fun ! Happy New Year to you too. Ralph xox ❀

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  16. Dear friend Ralph,

    Your post is a great way to start the new year – with laughter.

    Here’s to happy and successful 2015!

    xoxo,
    Nancy

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    • Hello Nancy πŸ˜€
      It’s good to laugh ! I am so pleased that you had fun with this post dear friend.
      Have a lovely 2015. There is still plenty of it left πŸ˜‰
      Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Christy πŸ˜€
      Pity the WP Dashboard doesn’t understand “simplified blogging” πŸ˜‰ lol
      Thanks for commenting my friend.
      Ralph xox ❀

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  17. Love this blog post. Ralph! Keep the humor in your everyday and happiness will follow! Thanks for a good laugh on New Years Day! Christine

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    • Hello Christine πŸ˜€
      Thank you so much for your kind words. Fun, isn’t it ?
      A belated Happy New Year to you too my friend.
      Ralph xox ❀

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  18. Ralph, you’re such a cut up!!!! Too bad I’m gay, I’d moved to Spain and marry you!!! Love your great sense of humor!!! ❀ :0

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    • Hi Lucie πŸ˜€ Oh dear ! You are not coming to Spain then ? Never mind. I’ll have to join the clergy then πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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      • Oh gee, Ralph….The clergy???? Bummer! You’re so heart-broken over me that you’re gonna take yourself away from ALL eligible woman????! I feel totally honored, Little Buddy!!! ❀

        You silly guy!!! πŸ™‚

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      • Heehee ! I’ve changed my mind after reading this reply of yours. I am easily swayed ! I’ll let you keep your honour though πŸ˜‰ ❀

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    • Hello Linda πŸ˜€ Thank you and so did I have a good time on my own over New Year’s Eve. I’m pleased to read that you did. I must get to be earlier though ! Happy New Year ! Ralph xox ❀

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  19. Happy New Year my dear Ralph!
    You are a hoot. I ALWAYS enjoy your humor.

    As for what I did…
    I and many around the world celebrated me yesterday into today as it was my birthday.
    I visited my parents – saw some of my siblings & their families. My mom made me my favorite meal – enchiladas, rice & beans. Hubby, the kids & I got home around 7pm & chilled at home to welcome the New Year.
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx

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    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ Happy Birthday my friend. 21 again ?
      Wow ! You had a great time ! Big hug. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Nia πŸ˜€ Happy New Year to you too. I hope you have a great 2015. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello AJ πŸ˜€ Thank you so much my sweet friend. Have a lovely briney 2015 yourself. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Why thank you! πŸ˜€ May there be a fine bit of brine to season your year, as well. Cavorting frothy cheers to you,

        Autumn Jade

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  20. Very funny your choices, Ralph! Very good start to the year with good mood and smiles!
    Happy New Year, Ralph! Much happiness to you! πŸ™‚

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    • Hello Ştefania πŸ˜€ It’s nice to smile, isn’t it ? I hope you have a wonderful 2015 my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  21. Thank you for being you, Ralph. You spread laughter and I love getting my dose of both here. Happy New Year.

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    • Hello Diahann πŸ˜€ You are so lovely. Thank you for your wonderful comment my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello LB πŸ˜€ Thank you so much and a belated Happy New Year to you too. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Russel ! πŸ˜€ Long time no see ! Thank you so much for your wishes and may I belatedly reciprocate them to you and your cat πŸ˜€ I hope 2015 is good to you. Ralph πŸ˜€

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  22. Ralph, now I know what to do with one of Paul’s cement blocks! Next year I’m going to let you make my resolutions! I might be able to finally keep them.

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    • Hello Mary πŸ˜€ lol. Your fitness regime will come on fits and bounds by using his cement block ! πŸ˜€
      No need to make new resolutions, pinch these and substitute women for men !
      Have a happy 2015 my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  23. LOL – bit of a giggle to bring in the New Year… (well the first 4 days of the New Year)… Love the CAT with the plunger – and that really describes my struggle here at home during the School Holidays…

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    • Hello Miss Lou πŸ˜€ Welcome to Bluefish Way. I am so pleased that you had a giggle. We all need a laugh now and again ! I can just imagine how busy you are as a mom when the children are home for weeks on end ! I hope you have a great 2015. Ralph xox ❀

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  24. I so much enjoyed your work my friend ! Great your attitude on life ! Happy and Prosperous New Year , Doda πŸ™‚

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    • Hello Doda πŸ˜€ Thank you so much ! Your comment is really lovely ! A belated Happy 2015 to you too. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Tom πŸ˜€ Thanks for the reblog. My 2nd ever ! So I am honoured. Thank you ! Ralph πŸ˜€

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    • Hi Cindy πŸ˜€ Yay ! I think so too. I haven’t broken any and a week has almost passed ! Ralph xox ❀

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  25. Oh Ralph, you definitely found the perfect New Year’s resolutions. πŸ˜€ The first one is my absolutely favorite. πŸ˜€
    XOXO Julia ❀

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    • Hi Julia πŸ˜€ Yep ! I’ve not broken one resolution as yet so they must be good πŸ˜‰
      I agree. Walking around the block is very tiring πŸ˜‰
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  26. I also do not make New Year resolutions. If there is a goal that I want to accomplish, I start working on it right away instead of waiting until January 1 to take action. However, I enjoyed reading your unbreakable resolutions. πŸ™‚

    No, I was not alone on New Year’s Day. My brother and his family dropped by unexpectedly that day. With four small children running around, there was plenty of noise and activity to fill up the house. My brother was literally falling asleep on the couch, so the visit ended up lasting about two hours instead of the usual four to six hours.

    Happy New Year, Ralph! πŸ™‚ And thanks for liking “My Mother’s Photography” and “Jaquet-Droz Automata.”

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    • Hi Arlene πŸ˜€
      Thank you so much for your lovely comment. I do appreciate it πŸ˜€
      Men do have a habit of falling asleep on the couch, don’t they ? I need more practice πŸ˜‰
      I hope 2015 is good for you.
      Have a great weekend. What’s left of it ! πŸ˜€
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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      • You are welcome. I guess when you are tired you can fall asleep just about anywhere. One time when I was in college I saw a guy who fell asleep sitting up in a chair at the school library. He had his head tilted backward against the back of the chair. His mouth was open, and he was snoring loudly! He was seated at an open table just about in the middle of the school library, so many people probably saw and heard him. I hope I don’t ever do that!

        Thank you for your kind New Year wishes. I hope you enjoy the rest of your week! πŸ™‚

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      • Such a funny story ! I doubt if you will ever do that….well, not intentionally ! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

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  27. I had no idea anybody else knew about vodka and dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Hi Roslyn πŸ˜€ Ha ! They all know now ! Heehee ! Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Capt Jill πŸ˜€ Fun, aren’t they ? I hope 2015 will be good to you and that you’ll get to where you want to go very soon. Good luck ! Ralph xox ❀

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  28. πŸ™‚ Hahaha……you’re so fun Ralph, Happy New year I can still say ?? πŸ™‚ Thanks for this lovely post and I had too a quit celebration during the new Year ! Xxx

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