……there was a Ralphie who lived in a tower in Spainland. For two years he was under the spell of the Wicked Twitch who made his hands shake shakily and his walk teeter teeterly in a dastardly way.
He used to sleep normally…..
….. with an afternoon siesta ……
…… and he even made a vlog (very late on going-to-bed) Youtube video.
NOT that one ! This one !
Although under the spell of the Wicked Twitch Ralphie was happy…….
….. and while out walking one day he came across a fair maiden called Farmer Sue Tickle …..
….. who gave him a bag of magic pills. Ralphie immediately ate one and Farmer Sue Tickle chanted …….
Ralphie was zapped by a sleeping spell !
He slept in the morning …..
……. at noon …..
……. in the early afternoon ……
….. into the evening …..
……. late into the night.
His housework and blogging suffered.
Hour after hour, day after day Ralphie slept, awakening only for short periods.
Ralphie dreamed .
Once he was a furry creature searching for warmth.
Another time he was attacked by a Yellow Giant !
And recently he dreamt that he was used as a Post It.
Ralphie’s 3 Fairy Godmothers exploded into view.
WAKE UP Ralphie !
WAKE UP Ralphie or I’ll clonk you one !
Sorry. You’re a hopeless case Ralphie !
And just as quickly ……
…… they vanished !
Can Ralphie be saved from the Wicked Twitch and the sleep spell placed upon him by Farmer Sue Tickle ?
Is there a …….. ?
Who knows ? The magic pills have gone. The Wicked Twitch is still casting her spell ….
….. and Ralphie ?
He’s gone to bed !
THAT’S MY BED, SONIC !!
Ralph xox ❤
Except for me asleep in the chair and my video the rest of these images were found on Google Search and are definitely not mine !
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