Kick The Bucket List

In 2 years, 16 days, 17 hours, 32 minutes, 16.0173 seconds I am going to die !



Oops ! Sorry !


Well, that’s what Psalm 90 tells me.

Psalm 90:10 King James Version (KJV)

10: The days of our years are threescore and ten;


Yes ! As soon as I am 70 I am going to kick the bucket.



I have no idea how.

An overdose of Facebook perhaps …….


…… or the shock of being fined. I’ve no idea !



70 years old is probably a good age to go.

From then on I might be put in an old people’s home where ……

……. I am forced to play bingo……..

…….. and forced to take a bath.


(Well, I may make an exception in this case)


I might even forget who I am !



I am not religious by any means …..


……. but I will give a cup of tea to any callers.



So I have almost reached this age with 72 2 cats !


Time to think about which heaven to go to ! …….


……. and how to spend my last 2 years, 16 days, 17 hours, 32 minutes, 16.0173 seconds.



There are many possibilities of what may happen to me after I die !


It’s said that your whole life is played back to you.



Stop hogging the popcorn !


Then I could be recycled…..


……back to Earth in the forms that Katie painted me……





……or what RoSy did in this Art Gallery post of mine !





Don’t worry ladies if you are virgins…….


…… because, hah ! these men didn’t really think it through of what sort of women are their virgins !

Nora Batty in Last of the Summer Wine
Nora Batty in Last of the Summer Wine

Β And, oh boy !, each one is going to be in his “paradise” withΒ  70 of these women stapled to him!

Nora Batty in Last of the Summer Wine
Nora Batty in Last of the Summer Wine


A Kingdom for women perhaps ?



I could be going to blog with WordPress Heavenpress in the sky and blog with God…….


……but I wouldn’t be dropping pianos on any one !


So what would I like for my heaven ?

A nice place.





Lovely people


Unusual wonders


The ability to fly with the Angels


And so much more !

But most of all. Fun !


BUT ! Before all that, I must make a bucket list !

1. Get a bucket !


2. Don’t kick the bucket !


Done !


Would you like me to be your Guardian Angel ?

Oh boy ! Am I heaven sent !


Ralph xox ❀


All these images were found on Google Search and are not mine.

74 Comments on “Kick The Bucket List

  1. In my next life I will come to the world some years before – so Gina Lollobrigida not think I’m too young once again… πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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    • Hi Drake πŸ˜€ And you have been shouldering this rebuttal all your life ? Poor thing ! A little Gina recompense for you my friend. Ralph πŸ˜€


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    • Hi Lynne πŸ˜€ I am so glad. If you smiled for a moment it was all worth while. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi MVBFM πŸ˜€ Katie really excelled herself didn’t she ? I was amazed when her email arrived with the image. Hats off to you my friend. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi YC πŸ˜€
      I have absolutely no idea how many choices of heaven there are. I may know in 2 years, 16 days, 17 hours, 32 minutes, 16.0173 seconds. πŸ˜‰
      Guardian Angle ? Okay. Will 45 degrees be suitable ? πŸ˜‰ lol
      Ralph πŸ˜€

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      • I am sorry Sir we are out of stock for those items. Please press 1 for paying us a lot more money on your telephone bill. Press 2 to listen to lovely music for 15 minutes. Press 3 to be ignored by one of our highly trained specialists. Thank you for calling Guardian Angles. We treasure your service. Please call again. πŸ˜‰

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    • Hello Ella πŸ˜€ Thank you. It’s a shame I don’t own a hat like this. That’s right, no bucket yet ! Ralph xox ❀


  2. A most hearty laugh for this masterful poke at Bucket Lists. You do look smashing in a fancy top-hat! You are not ready for a bucket kicking adventure.

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    • Hello Steve πŸ˜€ I am happy that you enjoyed this post and liked the hat. I am not so sure about the bucket kicking as I had a rough weekend. Better now. Ralph πŸ˜€


    • Hi Lizzie πŸ˜€ Welcome to Bluefish Way. That’s the best compliment I’ve had for ages. Made my day ! Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello dear friend Sheri πŸ˜€ Thank you so much for caring. I do appreciate it. All my adult life I have been healthy, almost feeling invincible, but now my suspension is failing, my horn isn’t working. The Ferrari is turning into a rusty old Skoda. I would rather depart as a Ferrari than rust away in a barn with chickens nesting amongst the rusted ruin. Ralph xox ❀

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  3. Don’t worry about the length of life the bible gives you, Ralph, after all wasn’t Noah about 950 years old or something? You DO look fab in that top hat, I agree. Well, thanks for the laugh this Sunday morning (I LOVE that specsavers ad too…)

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    • Hi Wendy πŸ˜€ 950 years ? Wow ! That’s a lot of monthly pensions ! Thanks for your great comment. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Lottie πŸ˜€ You are the second one to make such a great compliment. Thank you my friend. Love you too. Ralph xox ❀


  4. Hilarious!! Love you in that top hat. You could do a song and dance routine up there, and entertain all the women with hair rollers, who’d died in their sleep. They’d adore you. πŸ˜€

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    • Hey Shey πŸ˜€ I can see that you are much better doing mathematics than I. I feel that I am replying to a rocket scientist as you lost me after “debonair”. You always have that effect on me πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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  5. Lol, ‘don’t die a virgin!” You clever man! Why on earth would you think you’re going to kick the bucket at 70? 😦 ❀

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    • Hi Debby πŸ˜€ lol. When I found that billboard image I just knew it was a gift for me to play with.
      70 seems a good number. A few years less you would be commenting to a ghost writer πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Jami πŸ˜€ I would be honoured to be your guardian angel πŸ˜€
      I have some super glue which you may borrow to repair the cracks.;)
      Ralph xox ❀


  6. Cripeys! You’ve got me counting the days now……there goes my bucket list, unless I win the lottery, of course ❀ πŸ™‚

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  7. πŸ˜† The first thing on my bucket list is to NOT kick the bucket. Thank you my darlin for all the laughter you share with us all. I most especailly love the sign to fine you 200 dollars for touching wires that cause instant death. What a riot. ❀ xoxoxo

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    • Hello Elizabeth πŸ˜€ NOT kicking the bucket is a great idea. Hope it works ! I am so pleased that you had fun my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  8. Dearest Ralph,
    Yes, i have a bucket list, but first things frist… firts … 1st!
    Okay, except for the 72 cats (which is astronomically correct) the 2 year data is off.
    Sceond … snoced .. socned … 2nd.
    The fine for touching wires that cause death is $600.00, not $200.00.
    Thrid … drith .. uch 3rd – blogging with God is Globbing (probably just a type-o on your part!
    Frothu.. “lol” furoth … frouth … 4th, Le Drake is already seeing Gina in another world.

    So, it’s 72 cats in more than 2 years and I wish I looked like that nurse in the exception case. (I might make a fairly good older example… but I digress)
    To view my personal bucket list (which includes an ice-bucket) go to
    As always, I have your back!
    Resa xoxoxoxo
    PS The wine is delicious tonight!

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    • Hi Resa πŸ˜€ You are a dark horse ! You kept Queens End quiet ! I have not read your posts yet as the legs on the sidebar are quite distracting πŸ˜‰
      I am so pleased to read on your comment here that the wine was delicious and that you are an older example of the nurse. Now that’s quite welcoming πŸ˜€
      What a relief you didn’t reach 347th my dear friend πŸ˜‰
      Ralph xox


  9. πŸ™‚ Oh Ralph. No more talk of dying please…..only living LARGE….as it is a joy to experience your wonderful quirky sense of humour here in blogland.

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    • Hi Tracy πŸ˜€ Okay. Will do !
      Living LARGE ? Does that mean I have to eat more ?
      I hope you find your new place soon my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  10. That you have a rich fantasy I knew and live with you will never be dull, but what I don’t understand is why there’s no lovely kitchen princes around who will take care and will love you ?? You’re totally fun ( and that’s very hard to find) and so adorable ………..if my husband was agree (hahaha) I married you too ❀ ! Ralph thanks for this enjoyable post with great illustrations I appreciate it a lot πŸ™‚ !

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    • Hello Serach πŸ˜€
      lol. I hope you meant to say “kitchen princess” πŸ˜€
      Marry me too ? How many husbands do you have my friend ?
      Thanks for your great comment. It is always a joy to read what you have to say Serach. Have a lovely weekend. Ralph xox ❀


  11. I don’t know if I’ll have 72 cats when I did, but I will probably die alone with at least one—the worthless old beast. πŸ˜‰

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      • He’s not. He’s been my bud since my youngest son sailed off with his Navy Ship in 2001. I gotta pick on my critter or he really would think he’s special. πŸ™‚


      • Oh. Okay ! My cats know they are special and let me know all the time πŸ˜€


  12. Ralph, I love your bucket list! It suits your agile – or do I mean virile? personality. But best of all, just concentrate on the last bit of advice – don’t kick the bucket! You’re far too young and agile – or do mean virile? to consider such things. Geart pics! πŸ™‚


    • I think you are being polite Millie. I think you really mean to say “senile” πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


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