It’s been so long since I slept with a woman that I just can’t remember if it’s the same as sleeping with my cats.
One day I may have the answer to this puzzling question
Anyway, I woke up this morning, which I do most mornings and I had a thought.
Okay, I’m a man and it’s difficult I know to have a thought, but I did !
I wondered what women love to do and I came up with these ideas
A woman writer loves to be fontled
A woman chef loves to be oven ready
A woman seamstress loves to be pinned to a dummy
A woman poet loves to be limericked all over
A woman blogger loves to be Freshly Pressed
A woman teacher loves to be ringing her bell
A woman musician loves to be tromboned
A woman lawyer loves to be exploring briefs
A woman pilot loves to be barrel-rolled
A woman soldier loves to be about faced
Of course I could be completely wrong. Maybe women just like wine.
I’ve no idea !
So I am going to have to hypnotise you.
You are feeling sleepy *yawn*
Very sleepy ! You have a sinking feeling !
You are now asleep *snore*.
Hold your nose !
You are now in Ralphie-la-la-land.
My male readers only ! Watch the Happy Dance !
Whereas my female readers, I am going to explore your minds through this magic poll. Vote as many times as you like on anything and you can view your results at the bottom of the poll ……… but you won’t remember !
After analysing all the results through extensive study and research I have come to the conclusion that the
… are from Earth.
The poll data is too scrambled to make any sense of it.
I haven’t a clue how to unhypnotise you. Glad I said you’re not a chicken !
Ooops ! Maybe I did ! Sorry !
Ralph xox ❤
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