Hello ! My name is Samantha.
My twin brother, Sonic …..
…… and I have lived with daddy for over 10 years from our birth.
(Sonic is the black blob by daddy’s hand).
We lived in 4 different houses in southern Spain and hopefully this is the last move !
Sonic and I got our heads together about daddy’s hopeless attempts at trying to find a woman to possibly live with him here in southern Spain.
What he needs is a cat woman !
Preferably someone pretty who LIKES cats !
But Sonic thinks a woman in black would be perfect !
I’m getting excited at the prospect that our idea is the right one.
Daddy must find a woman just like us as he loves us a lot.
She must like to be stroked from head to tail.
She must be able to purr when spoken to.
The cat woman needs to sleep all day.
Then at night wake up. Help daddy to get undressed by chewing the end of his belt.
Then help him turn out the bedroom light.
Sonic on the other hand thinks differently.
He says if the cat woman gets upset she must throw up a fur ball…..
….. and hide her toy mouse under the bed where daddy can’t find it.
She mustn’t forget to bury the fur ball !
Sonic says that cat woman must sit or sleep in daddy’s office chair all the time, ……
….. but she mustn’t rub up against the internet cables.
And when in the bathroom …….
……. cat woman would have to inspect the porcelain …..
……. and have a drink if thirsty !
I am sure that our idea of daddy finding a cat woman is the right one.
I, Samantha, will be answering your comments as daddy doesn’t know about this !
Love Samantha ❤
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