When Dorothy Became Darthy !

On my travels through Google Search I came across this gem and decided to go with it and see where it leads us.

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Let’s follow Dorothy and Toto along the red brick road ……..

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…….. and see what happens. Sing-a-long with me……”Follow the red brick road…..”

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As she stepped onto the red brick road …..

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(Warning: 10 more poofs to go !)

……Dorothy changed into Sexy Dorothy ………

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……. and

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Toto was also transformed. In a flush !

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Β The little boggie doggie was left at the start of the red brick road as Dorothy couldn’t carry it.

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Sexy Dorothy recalled how she got to this point. She was playing Twister…..

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…… with her cat Nono.

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When !

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Somewhere over a rainbow ……

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……she had a bad shoe day …….

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…… as everyone was wearing them. Even men!

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An upset Sexy Dorothy skipped round the red brick road, making the day of all her knee high little men who were looking up, open-eyed and happy. Then she skipped along the red brick road out into the wide, wide world of Ooze.

(Meanwhile Dorothy and Toto poofed back into their original form and continued their journey along the yellow brick road of Oz)

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Β Sexy Dorothy skipped past the road painter who also had red shoes. Really !

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SOTP = Stupidity Of The Painter

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She met some very strange men on the way. Very strange !

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A Lion was just two-dimensional and wouldn’t move. He rubbed off on her.

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A Scarecrow wanted to get warm, but ended up as hot stuff and ashen faced.

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And finally a Tin Man who found a can of WD-40 which he used to polish himself most vigorously !

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So Sexy Dorothy was alone again. Skipping to who knows where ….

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…. (with great difficulty I may add !) …..

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….. constantly meeting strange beings on the red brick road.

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It was getting late as she skippedly arrived at a crossroads.

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Selecting “F” was a big mistake …..

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….. as the road was a dead end.

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She tried the “U”, but that was just as bad !

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“FU no way” she rebounded skippedly.

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So on she went, following the red brick road !

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Sexy Dorothy suddenly found herself locked up in a hideous castle.

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Guarded by hideous creatures ….

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There was no hideous way out !

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Suddenly !

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” You may have a trial wish for 28 days. If you do not return the wish within 28 days you will be charged $2000pm. Whatever you are thinking about Sexy Dorothy will be your trial wish !”

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“Oh no !” thought Sexy Dorothy skippedly,Β  “you can have your wish back !”

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(Yes, I know ! Too many poofs !)

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It was like her time of the month, menopause, hormones and everyone wearing the same red shoes as her, all kicked in at once !

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Sexy Dorothy ……..

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…….became …….

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Darthy !

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The battle that took place has been censored !

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The good, the bad and the ugly guys were defeated. The hideous ones escaped !

Darthy also escaped by sliding down the drainpipe ……

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….. and strutted back to the red brick road.

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The pretty ice cream van had no chance….

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…… nor did this man with the umbrella…..

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…… as Darthy was in her element…..

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….. strutting the red brick road.

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Darthy stopped. Then panicked struttingly !

“Two rich men. I can’t let them see me like this !”

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Darthy went ……

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One rich man filled Sexy Dorothy’sΒ  basket with gold, diamonds and money while the other told her to click her knees together.

They liked to watch her do that !

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Sexy Dorothy skippedly found herself back in her apartment playing Twister with all her new friends that found out she had money.

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~ THE END ~

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UPDATE

Two weeks after the original Dorothy arrived back in Kansas a twister blew her house from Kansas to Oklahoma where she now lives.

Toto was blown to Texas and is now a retired rat catcher. He’s a very, very, very old dog !

Darthy works for the US government as a tax collector.

Sexy Dorothy married rainbow man and plays Twister only at weekends.

Tin Man still has a smile on his face.

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What would your poof or wish be ?

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It’s way past my bed time. Good night !

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Ralph xox ❀

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(None of these images are mine as they were found on a Google Search and no poofs were harmed in the drafting of this post)

35 Comments on “When Dorothy Became Darthy !

    • Hi Mihran πŸ˜€ Thank you so much. Have a great weekend. Ralph πŸ˜€

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    • Hi Belinda πŸ˜€ As I made you smile for just a moment it was worth all the effort put into this post. A mega-hug for you my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  1. You certainly know how to amuse us all. Thanks. What a mind you have, or don’t have haha.

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    • Hello Lynne πŸ˜€ Thank you ! This is why I have a Neurologist. She’s as stumped as you are πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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  2. There’s nothing like a man with time and a can of WD40 on his hands, is there? You are a total nutcase, but I think you know that and live happily with it! Don’t change.

    Mwahhh. oxo ❀ ❀ (You deserve 2 hearts and a gold star for this supreme effort, Ralphie.)

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    • Hi Yvonne πŸ˜€ ROFL. I have a can of WD-40 ready in case I hear another squeak out of you my friend πŸ˜‰ heehee ! Thank you so much for your wonderful comment Yvonne. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Ya, likely story about why you have that WD40 on hand, so to speak! Hugs back to you. ❀

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      • Okay ! You found me out ! I won’t take that stripped down V-8 engine to bed with me tonight then. *sobbing* πŸ˜‰ ❀

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    • Hi Beth πŸ˜€ Thank you so much for your big compliment my friend. Hugs with a twist. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Gallivanta πŸ˜€ This is not Aladdin ! No Wishy-Washy here ! lol. Anyway both Dorothy and Darthy are not house trained so your wish wishable is not wash washable. Sorry ! 😦
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Ciao Nancy πŸ˜€ Grazie mille per la vostra foto con una buona giornata in allegato, Si illumina i miei commenti. Spero che si stanno avendo un fine settimana meraviglioso. Ralph xox ❀

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  4. Amazing what pictures you always find on Google…..and your stories around it. Well creative and fun!

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    • Hello Ute πŸ˜€ So sweet ! Thank you. I have a lot of fun with these recent Google posts even though they take ages to draft. I hope you are having a lovely weekend. Ralph xox ❀

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  5. Ha ha ha. My wish? To stop laughing at this post. Ralpha– I think this is ten/one you ok! Happy Sat my friend. Keep following the road xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    • Hello Shey. πŸ˜€ LOL> Lots of Love so a UK PM said once ! Glad you enjoyed this post my friend.
      Following the road ? Then I must put the petal to the medal as a Smoking Bare is waving me down. Not a pretty sight ! πŸ˜‰
      I hope you are having a lovely Saturday too. Ralph xox ❀

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  6. Very funny your choices, Ralph. You made me laugh. Thank you so much for sharing with us.
    Have a splendid weekend, Ralph! πŸ™‚

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    • Hello Ştefania πŸ˜€ You are very welcome. I am so pleased that you enjoyed this post. And may you have a splendid weekend as well my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  7. My poof wish would be… that the poof was responsible for making an entire “look” work. I’d like the poof to be a different pattern than the tie, but in the same colors/tones textures.
    The poof & tie have to work with the suit & shirt.
    That’s about it! Resa xo

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    • Hi Resa πŸ˜€ What can I say ! I mean you are the expert in dressage, that’s a posh word for dress design πŸ˜‰ I think you have all the bases covered with poof, tie, suit & shirt. Should go well with the red high heel shoes then πŸ˜‰ That’s about it ? Yes ? Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  8. I always wanted to know where the red brick road went. πŸ˜† Thank you, professor, for this highly informative geography lesson. My poof wish would be to have many more red shoes. πŸ˜€ There’s no better way to start the day than with a good laugh. Thank you, my darlin’. Have a wonderful, poof filled day. ❀ xoxox

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    • Hello Elizabeth πŸ˜€ I am glad to be of service ! Just knock your knees together three times and the red shoes should just poof ! Happy Sunday my friend πŸ˜€ Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Debby πŸ˜€ Well there you go then. I hope you loved the experience on the red brick road πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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  9. I guess the road you take makes all the difference in the experience – eh?
    Poof…I’m migraine-free for life!
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx

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    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ I wish I could poof your migraine away ! That would be a real blessing for you my friend. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  10. You told this story so good that I keep laughing……………….the hideous creatures, hahaha, it was a early poof fun story about Darthy of the Red Brick Road πŸ™‚ !!

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    • Hi Serach πŸ˜€ I am pleased that you enjoyed this post. I had a lot of fun creating it. Ralph xox ❀

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