Halloween Is Coming !

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Halloween

is time for

Witch swatting !

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Oh yes ! No matter how beautiful you are…….

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……. I am going to swat you !

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There is no escape.

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No matter what you say or do …….

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…… there is nowhere to fly !

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Exceptions are >>>

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Umm ! I’m undecided about him ……

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….. and him !

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So with the help of Christ ……..

……. you will have no chance.

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I have my witch swatting powers …….

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……. witch which I will use toΒ  make you reconsider your profession !

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Oh no !

I just saw this !

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I have black and tabby cats !

Does that make me a Wizard ? Do I have to swat myself ?

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Or am IΒ  a witch doctor ? No way !

I bet you will be singing this song all day !

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Do you want me to swat you? Gently !

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Ralph xox ❀

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(All these images are not mine and were found on a Google Search. Now that’s magic !)

No witches, wizards and cute little kittens were harmed or shot down in the drafting of this post.

SWOON (Swatting Witches Out Of Nonsense)

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77 Comments on “Halloween Is Coming !

  1. You’ve outdone yourself, MFR. My thoughts about witches will never be the same! Nonetheless, I think I’ll pass on the swat, unless, of course, you’re part of the S.W.A.T. team. πŸ™‚ xox RVBFM

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    • Hi MVBFM πŸ˜€ Thank you my friend. I am a member of the SWAT team ……. Sitting With A Teddy-bear πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Lynne πŸ˜€ Okay I’m an owl tonight πŸ˜‰ I’m so glad that you enjoyed this post. Ralph xox ❀

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  2. Ooooo I’d love to give men a dose of menopause. And no I’m not a man hater it’s just unfair that we have to bear children, be visited by an unwelcome visitor each month and to top it off menopause. It”s just not fair LOL.

    Oh, the post was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

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    • Hello Mirna πŸ˜€ I was sent the really funny Christ YouTube video in this post and the story grew from that. It did take while to draft, but I enjoy this type of post to construct. I am happy you had fun scrolling down through this post my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Georgia πŸ˜€ What ? Where ? The broomstick perhaps ? Ralph xox ❀

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  3. Do they” celebrate” Hallowe’en where you live? They don’t in Dismal Swamp. Or at least, they never venture to my part “Exceedingly Dismal Swamp”.

    Today, I have a touch of the lethargies. Maybe I’ll have a wee power nap. Cheers, Rlphie. oxo πŸ™‚ ❀

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    • Hello Yvonne πŸ˜€

      Yes Halloween is rife around here. Got to feed the kids at least once a year !

      lol ….. Exceedingly Dismal Swamp …… it can’t be that bad surely ?

      No lethargies allowed in here ! I hope your power nap worked my friend.

      Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Ren πŸ˜€ That’s lovely to hear. I hope they haven’t put a spell on you πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Gallivanta πŸ˜€ Yes indeed, but I have something completely different in mind for Halloween itself. Have a lovely weekend my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Drake πŸ˜€ Here’s a couple of pics from Charmed to perk up your weekend πŸ˜€
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      Piper is my favourite, but comes way second to my female blogging friends. Ralph πŸ˜€
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      • You are my friend, Sir Ralph… πŸ˜€

        By the way I don’t believe in witches and bitches – I guess they are invented by (too much) terrified men – in my eyes those so-called withes and bitches seems to be cute lambs… πŸ˜€

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  4. Ah Ralph, you made me laugh this Saturday morning and delayed all the cleaning I need to be doing… πŸ™‚ ps if you are a wizard can you send me a house cleaning spell, please?!

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    • Hello Wendy πŸ˜€ Okay. House cleaning spell speeding your way. I’ll send you Mr Muscle. Ooops ! Wrong spell !
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      Here’s the right one ! Ralph xox ❀
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  5. Wow, wow, wow. Love your Dah de dahhhh dahhh dahhhhhh dah post Ralpha man and gonna pinch your cat with the hat image for one of my posts. Sincerest form of flattery HUGS. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    • Hello Shey πŸ˜€ I’m easy ! You’re welcome to pinch anything I have πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Jalal πŸ˜€ Thank you so much for your visit, like and comment. Cheers back to you. Ralph πŸ˜€

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    • Hi Sheri πŸ˜€ lol. I am reading this in so many ways I just can’t comment, except to say, “You are welcome my friend !”. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  6. LOL. Well, since I’m a big time witch you may have to swat me more than once. (gently of course) πŸ˜† Love that black and green witch costume and all the little kitties. I believe you are definitely a wizard…a good one. ❀ xoxox

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    • HI Elizabeth πŸ˜€
      Of course…..gently ! πŸ˜€
      Shush ! Don’t tell everyone about the wizard thing as I may get swatted πŸ˜‰
      Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Lumar πŸ˜€ Thank you. We all need to have fun and I enjoy giving it to you. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Pam πŸ˜€ What Ralph replied to Lumar πŸ˜‰ heehee. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Diahann πŸ˜€ Happy fun time ! I hope you have a scary post for Halloween as I like hiding behind the sofa πŸ˜‰ lol Ralph xox ❀

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    • Ciao Nancy. πŸ˜€ Grazie per avermi inviato questa bella immagine gif. Lei Γ¨ bella. Spero che si stanno avendo una settimana meravigliosa. Abbracci. Ralph xox ❀

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  8. Um, ah oo, bling, blang, walrus, water proof a a ee ahs,
    Dung, slung, um, bo, ta, no, eee, ooo walter water line.
    xox Resa

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    • Hi Resa πŸ˜€ I don’t know what you are on, but I would love you to share it πŸ˜‰ lol. Happy Thursday ! Ralph xox ❀

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  9. Trick or Treat!
    I’ve been a with a few times for Halloween.
    This year…well – you’ll see πŸ™‚
    LOL on the menopause curse.
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx

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    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ Heavens ! Did you just put the menopause spell on me ? I’ll await your flyby πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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  10. Should not have played the youtube link right before bedtime. Doh!

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    • Hi Ella πŸ˜€ How did I miss your comment ? Probably due to singing, “Ooh-eee-ooh-ah-ah” I expect ! I hope you are having a great week πŸ˜€ Ralph xox ❀

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  11. Ralph, if I happen to be flying past tomorrow night, gi
    ve me a wave, and put the shotgun down, you don’t get many points for shooting us little witchies. πŸ™‚ x

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    • Well, that comment looks a bit weird, obviously my hands were crowded, after all I can’t type, and hold my cauldron & wand too 😦 xx

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    • Hi Julie πŸ˜€ I’ll not shoot you down ! I have emptied the broom cupboard for parking and I have a black cat which I can loan to you.
      Weird is good in my blog so your comment is normal in here. Have a great night. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Ralph, that’s wonderful…..thanks! Don’t leave out cookies and milk though, I can’t be too lopsided, just in case my broom can’t get off the ground πŸ™‚ x

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      • The evening has arrived so I’ll be on watch ! Have a great time. ❀ πŸ˜€

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      • I had an amazing flight, thank you. I never even fell off my broom once.:D

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  12. And now that it is here, Happy Halloween to you. Cute Post. Thanks for the share. πŸ˜‰

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    • Hello Marcy πŸ˜€ Thank you so much and a Happy Halloween to you too πŸ˜€ xox ❀

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  13. Loved this so great post and I’m already singing that lovely annoying song! And About Christ …………………I’m still laughing ! Love the cats you were using, so incredible sweet creations πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ !

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