A very, very short original wordplay play on words play
HUSBAND: Hello Goodbye. I’m home !
WIFE: Oh ! There you are Hello !
Sorry I’m late Goodbye. I was held up by Traffic !
Traffic ? I thought he was doing Time ?
No, Time kicked him out, so he went back to being Him again.
Not Him again ! That balaclava of his is so well known around Here.
Yes I know. I wish Here would stop wearing it as a boob tube. He stole from Me you know !
Oh no ! Is Me okay ? What did he take ?
Yes, he’s okay, just Shocked.
No way ! He loved that dog ! Shocked is such a sweetie ! I love Him.
Him ! HIM !! I knew it ! He is always in Here as soon as I go out !
I’m sorry Hello. Here and I both love Him to bits.
God ! I need Time to think about this Goodbye.
You are the puritan, aren’t you ? Got to get to work on Time every morning and now you need Time to think ! You don’t talk to Me any more !
He’ll get around it. When Traffic held Me up in a fireman’s lift it scared Him to death.
Him is dead ? I must go and see Him ! OMG. Why am I Here ? Okay. Okay !! Here and I are the same person. When I am Here I wear a pink wig.
I thought it was about Time to own up.
It’s Time you found out Hello ! I wear a blue wig when it’s Time to say goodbye to Goodbye and become your spare Time. Do you want your Tea now ?
Tea ? Ummm ……. can we change the subject ? Let’s go out and eat !
(Ooops. This is another story !)
Ralph xox ❤
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