Work It Out For Yourself

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~Work it out for yourself~

A very, very short original wordplay play on words play


~Ralph the Barred Bard~


HUSBAND: Hello Goodbye. I’m home !

WIFE: Oh ! There you are Hello !

Sorry I’m late Goodbye. I was held up by Traffic !

Traffic ? I thought he was doing Time ?

No, Time kicked him out, so he went back to being Him again.

Not Him again ! That balaclava of his is so well known around Here.

Yes I know. I wish Here would stop wearing it as a boob tube. He stole from Me you know !

Oh no ! Is Me okay ? What did he take ?

Yes, he’s okay, just Shocked.

No way ! He loved that dog ! Shocked is such a sweetie ! I love Him.

Him ! HIM !! I knew it ! He is always in Here as soon as I go out !

I’m sorry Hello. Here and I both love Him to bits.

God ! I need Time to think about this Goodbye.

You are the puritan, aren’t you ? Got to get to work on Time every morning and now you need Time to think ! You don’t talk to Me any more !

He’ll get around it. When Traffic held Me up in a fireman’s lift it scared Him to death.

Him is dead ? I must go and see Him ! OMG. Why am I Here ? Okay. Okay !! Here and I are the same person. When I am Here I wear a pink wig.

I thought it was about Time to own up.

It’s Time you found out Hello ! I wear a blue wig when it’s Time to say goodbye to Goodbye and become your spare Time. Do you want your Tea now ?

Tea ? Ummm ……. can we change the subject ? Let’s go out and eat !


Curtains close



Did you enjoy This ?

(Ooops. This is another story !)



Ralph xox ❤


78 Comments on “Work It Out For Yourself

  1. Uffa! I need time to digest all of that, Ralphie.

    Please, take a Bex, have a nice lie down and she’ll be apples.

    🙂 oxo


  2. LOL. They say that Spike Milligan wrote his best material when he was in a lunatic asylum. I think you shoud have your own radio show


    • Hello Katie 😀 lol. Are you still in the middle of the Last Post ? 😉 Ralph xox ❤


      • What day is it? What time zone am I in? Ooo. It’s officially Friday! (Meaning I can sleep in Saturday before working.
        I think ther IS sumting in me cafe. Thud zzzzzzz. 8)


    • Hello Ute 😀 I shouldn’t have Tea if I was you as it’s not your cup of tea. Just Yet was lost in Picadilly Circus and I doubt if he will ever be recovered. Keep trying though my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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  3. My mind feels a bit twisted. At first I thought it was just me, but I’m still here. Or Here? Not sure right Now. What did you have for dinner?


  4. What a nutty post! Is Who still on first? Is Time on my side? Well, It’s Goodbye and Good Luck (Who wasn’t mentioned, but I’m not Shocked) _Resa 🙂 🙂


    • Hello Resa 😀 Thank you for cracking open this post my friend and finding a Kernel of Nonsense. I am so glad you are not Shocked, that would be a shaggy dog story ! Have a great Wee Knight ….. oops …. weeknight. Ralph xox ❤


    • Hi Beth 😀 Is Delightfully Dizzy your big sister ? If so, is she single ? 😉 Ralph xox ❤


    • Hi Sheri 😀 No, no, no ! Once is enough for any woman. He is ! 😉 Hugs. Ralph xox ❤


  5. Of course I enjoyed this Ralph! 😉
    Can’t wait for you to come to Broadway. I will be sure to fly in to NY for your grand opening!
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hi RoSy 😀 You mean ! You mean !! You mean you understood this post ? Wow ! I’m flabbergasted ! lol. Ralph xox ❤

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    • Hi Julita 😀 You are right, I am wasting my talent. If I start writing seriously I may have to stop blogging, but I love blogging ! I can’t do both. I’m a man, incapable of multi-tasking 😉 I hope you are enjoying yourself back in Spain. Ralph xox ❤


      • Hm, I think you should write something. At least a book. One book. I’d be the first to buy it! And then you’d go back to blogging.


  6. Merhaba Ralph 🙂 sizin güzel ziyaretiniz ve harika sözleriniz için çok teşekkür ederim ben size mutlu ve keyif dolu bir hafta diliyorum…sevgilerler 🙂


    • Merhaba Seçil 😀 Cömert Yorumlarınız için çok teşekkür ederim. Ben gün size nazik ve gece yasemin kokusu tam umuyoruz. Hugs. Ralph xox ❤


      • #Pam
        You HAVE been peeking my friend ! I’m glad no one mentioned the stilettos 😉 Ralph xox ❤


      • I figured that if you clicked your stilletto heels three times, you’d go home, and I kinda like you here. Anyway, home is hot.


      • #Pam
        I’m not quite sure where you live, but you did mention Arizona in a rock post. So clicking the heels would be a good way to visit your hot state 😀


  7. I have enjoyed so much in the video of fountains in Dubai… Con te partiro is one of my most beloved songs ❤


    • Hello Binky 😀 We always find daddy confusing. That’s why we sleep all day 😀 Love from Sonic & Samantha (daddy’s cats) ❤
      Daddy sends his love and hugs to granny ❤ xox

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  8. I need time to think about it ………………..hahaha ! Very original Ralph and I wasn’t shocked maybe my grey cells were shaken up a little ! The music of Andrea Bocelli is wonderful to close this particular and lovely post 🙂 !


    • Hello Serach 😀 LOL. I think a lot of grey cells were scrambled by this post. Have a lovely week my friend. Ralph xox ❤

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  9. Ralph, I can’t find the comment about you writing a book, but if you do, feel free to call on me if you need help publishing. No, I’m not a publisher—I just enjoy helping friends.


  10. Ralph, you have inadvertently revealed the inner workings of your mind. It could be our new secret weapon! Watch out world!


    • Hello Mary 😀 The inner workings of my mind ? Between siestas I should think it’s found somewhere in Area 51 😉 Happy Sunday my friend. Ralph xox ❤


    • Hi Robin 😀 Thank you so much. I haven’t a clue where the idea came from. but it came quickly. Hugs. Ralph xox ❤


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