Work It Out For Yourself

Multiple Red Layered Stage Theater Drape Background

~Work it out for yourself~

A very, very short original wordplay play on words play


~Ralph the Barred Bard~


HUSBAND: Hello Goodbye. I’m home !

WIFE: Oh ! There you are Hello !

Sorry I’m late Goodbye. I was held up by Traffic !

Traffic ? I thought he was doing Time ?

No, Time kicked him out, so he went back to being Him again.

Not Him again ! That balaclava of his is so well known around Here.

Yes I know. I wish Here would stop wearing it as a boob tube. He stole from Me you know !

Oh no ! Is Me okay ? What did he take ?

Yes, he’s okay, just Shocked.

No way ! He loved that dog ! Shocked is such a sweetie ! I love Him.

Him ! HIM !! I knew it ! He is always in Here as soon as I go out !

I’m sorry Hello. Here and I both love Him to bits.

God ! I need Time to think about this Goodbye.

You are the puritan, aren’t you ? Got to get to work on Time every morning and now you need Time to think ! You don’t talk to Me any more !

He’ll get around it. When Traffic held Me up in a fireman’s lift it scared Him to death.

Him is dead ? I must go and see Him ! OMG. Why am I Here ? Okay. Okay !! Here and I are the same person. When I am Here I wear a pink wig.

I thought it was about Time to own up.

It’s Time you found out Hello ! I wear a blue wig when it’s Time to say goodbye to Goodbye and become your spare Time. Do you want your Tea now ?

Tea ? Ummm ……. can we change the subject ? Let’s go out and eat !


Curtains close



Did you enjoy This ?

(Ooops. This is another story !)



Ralph xox โค


78 Comments on “Work It Out For Yourself

  1. Uffa! I need time to digest all of that, Ralphie.

    Please, take a Bex, have a nice lie down and she’ll be apples.

    ๐Ÿ™‚ oxo


  2. LOL. They say that Spike Milligan wrote his best material when he was in a lunatic asylum. I think you shoud have your own radio show


    • Hello Katie ๐Ÿ˜€ lol. Are you still in the middle of the Last Post ? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ralph xox โค


      • What day is it? What time zone am I in? Ooo. It’s officially Friday! (Meaning I can sleep in Saturday before working.
        I think ther IS sumting in me cafe. Thud zzzzzzz. 8)


    • Hi Wendy ๐Ÿ˜€ Hang on a spell. I’ve got a few left from that store in Fungirola ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ralph xox โค

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    • Hello Ute ๐Ÿ˜€ I shouldn’t have Tea if I was you as it’s not your cup of tea. Just Yet was lost in Picadilly Circus and I doubt if he will ever be recovered. Keep trying though my friend. Ralph xox โค

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  3. My mind feels a bit twisted. At first I thought it was just me, but I’m still here. Or Here? Not sure right Now. What did you have for dinner?


  4. What a nutty post! Is Who still on first? Is Time on my side? Well, It’s Goodbye and Good Luck (Who wasn’t mentioned, but I’m not Shocked) _Resa ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚


    • Hello Resa ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you for cracking open this post my friend and finding a Kernel of Nonsense. I am so glad you are not Shocked, that would be a shaggy dog story ! Have a great Wee Knight ….. oops …. weeknight. Ralph xox โค


    • Hi Beth ๐Ÿ˜€ Is Delightfully Dizzy your big sister ? If so, is she single ? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ralph xox โค


    • Hi Sheri ๐Ÿ˜€ No, no, no ! Once is enough for any woman. He is ! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Hugs. Ralph xox โค


  5. Of course I enjoyed this Ralph! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Can’t wait for you to come to Broadway. I will be sure to fly in to NY for your grand opening!
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hi RoSy ๐Ÿ˜€ You mean ! You mean !! You mean you understood this post ? Wow ! I’m flabbergasted ! lol. Ralph xox โค

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    • Hi Loving ๐Ÿ˜€ I’m glad you liked it. It’s just for you then. Ralph xox โค


    • Hi Debby ๐Ÿ˜€ No Idea …… she’s on first… or Maybe might be ! Ralph xox โค


    • Hi Julita ๐Ÿ˜€ You are right, I am wasting my talent. If I start writing seriously I may have to stop blogging, but I love blogging ! I can’t do both. I’m a man, incapable of multi-tasking ๐Ÿ˜‰ I hope you are enjoying yourself back in Spain. Ralph xox โค


      • Hm, I think you should write something. At least a book. One book. I’d be the first to buy it! And then you’d go back to blogging.


      • Maybe you are right my friend. I’ll work on your suggestion. โค


  6. Merhaba Ralph ๐Ÿ™‚ sizin gรผzel ziyaretiniz ve harika sรถzleriniz iรงin รงok teลŸekkรผr ederim ben size mutlu ve keyif dolu bir hafta diliyorumโ€ฆsevgilerler ๐Ÿ™‚


    • Merhaba Seรงil ๐Ÿ˜€ Cรถmert Yorumlarฤฑnฤฑz iรงin รงok teลŸekkรผr ederim. Ben gรผn size nazik ve gece yasemin kokusu tam umuyoruz. Hugs. Ralph xox โค


      • #Pam
        You HAVE been peeking my friend ! I’m glad no one mentioned the stilettos ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ralph xox โค


    • #Shey
      Haha ! Have you been peeking ? You should see my red dress ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ralph xox โค


      • I figured that if you clicked your stilletto heels three times, you’d go home, and I kinda like you here. Anyway, home is hot.


      • #Pam
        I’m not quite sure where you live, but you did mention Arizona in a rock post. So clicking the heels would be a good way to visit your hot state ๐Ÿ˜€


  7. I have enjoyed so much in the video of fountains in Dubai… Con te partiro is one of my most beloved songs โค


    • Hello Ivy ๐Ÿ˜€ I must agree with you. I love the song and all fountains wherever they are. Ralph xox โค

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    • Hello Binky ๐Ÿ˜€ We always find daddy confusing. That’s why we sleep all day ๐Ÿ˜€ Love from Sonic & Samantha (daddy’s cats) โค
      Daddy sends his love and hugs to granny โค xox

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  8. I need time to think about it ………………..hahaha ! Very original Ralph and I wasn’t shocked maybe my grey cells were shaken up a little ! The music of Andrea Bocelli is wonderful to close this particular and lovely post ๐Ÿ™‚ !


    • Hello Serach ๐Ÿ˜€ LOL. I think a lot of grey cells were scrambled by this post. Have a lovely week my friend. Ralph xox โค

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  9. Ralph, I can’t find the comment about you writing a book, but if you do, feel free to call on me if you need help publishing. No, I’m not a publisherโ€”I just enjoy helping friends.


    • Hi Pam ๐Ÿ˜€ If I ever do have the time and do write a book I will remember what you said here. Thank you my friend. Ralph xox โค


  10. Ralph, you have inadvertently revealed the inner workings of your mind. It could be our new secret weapon! Watch out world!


    • Hello Mary ๐Ÿ˜€ The inner workings of my mind ? Between siestas I should think it’s found somewhere in Area 51 ๐Ÿ˜‰ Happy Sunday my friend. Ralph xox โค


    • Hi Robin ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you so much. I haven’t a clue where the idea came from. but it came quickly. Hugs. Ralph xox โค


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