Being a man, one thing that I’m very good at is putting a shirt on.
It’s quite easy really. Two holes ! Put my arms though !
That’s when dressing comes to a grinding halt for me. As I can’t do the buttons up !
I can do zips. Zip them up or down. But, buttons, no way !
Even laying the shirt on the bed. So fiddly.
It’s pure chance a button inserts itself into its correct slot. Yay ! Ten minutes. One button in its hole !
“I’ve watched my idiot Dad long enough !” thinks Samantha as she jumps on the bed. “Ten minutes ! Is that all he has done ? It’s easy ! That glittery toy that I like to chew goes in that claw hole I made yesterday ! Simple !”
And promptly settles down.
“But I’m not doing it cos’ I’m a cat !”
“It’s soft and comfy here. I’ll let Daddy make a hash of things as he usually does !”
As usual, Ralph gives up and puts a buttonless slip-over top on !
Thank heavens I haven’t got a woman around the house !
A woman would be handy to help with my buttons and have hot sex in Jerusalem. HOT SEX IN JERUSALEM !! Where did THAT come from ??
Being an engineer once, I have never understood the intricacies of a bra. I have studied bras as a hobby. Well a man has to have a hobby !
I’ve ironed them and repaired one or two in the past.
But to remove one would be fun and impossible with my hands as they are.
Women make it look so simple…..
…….and complicated !
They wear all sorts of bras. Push up…..
…..in the gym.
Some have whale bone. I used to like fishing around in bras…..another hobby of mine……. fishing !
They wear bras like this at the school play to keep the Dads happy I suppose !
Women always have to exchange bras in a store that they didn’t buy it from !
They also have many uses such as supporting papayas ……
……. hanging baskets ……..
……. and friendly face masks.
By the way. I have been tidying up behind the bike sheds in Bluefish Way and found a couple of bras which you may have mislaid. Do you want them back ?
(All bra related pictures were borrowed from a Google Search. The bras, pictures, kitten and women are not mine)
Ralph xox ❤
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