Bluefish Way Rules & Regulations

OMG !! What's Daddy up to now ? We're out of here !!
OMG !! What’s Daddy up to now ? We’re out of here !!





As this blog is now aging, coming up to 2 years, I, General ‘Randy’ Ralph (Yes. I had a military coup !) am introducing new Rules and Regulations. From immediate effect the readers, likers and commenters will adhere to the following instructions fully. Failure to do so will result in the severe punishment of hugs and kisses.




All posts wil…..(Thanks for the Like !)….will be read fully (Oh. Another Like. Thank you). Those of you who can’t read I have added pictures. Non-English readers automatically will receive hugs and kisses.





When you Like, you are presenting General ‘Randy’ Ralph a pseudo-medal such as the George or Victoria Cross (that’s when he got those 2 bloggers annoyed).Β 




Comments will be made this way without question:


Ironing boards are supplied


Bluefish Way Security
Bluefish Way Security

If a comment is made by a blogger in skimpy attire, the blogger must send the evidence to:

and if found in breach of R&Rs, Page 4352, Para.54a, Section 32, Sub-section 3, Amendment A412 will be put under Court Martial ( which is General ‘Randy’ Ralph’s royal title) and will be punished accordingly.


General ‘Randy’ Ralph’s privates will police the comments everyday and if any item is discovered, it will be taken …..


…….. to the Bluefish Way Lost Property Office……..

Bluefish Way Lost Property Office
Bluefish Way Lost Property Office

……..where it will be sorted…….


……for collection by people who lose things around here.


Here are some items to be reclaimed:

This one’s mine. I wondered where I left her πŸ˜‰








This one is mine as well, already packed for my holiday in Israel πŸ˜‰



A couple of success stories





Oh dear, I wonder if my privates will find the ring in here ?



I could do with a coffee after having a military coup. So tiring !!



So, what did you lose in here ?


Ralph xox ❀


(Most pictures were found on Google Search. Thank you !! None of these are mine, except the first one of my cats. Aren’t they sweet !)

89 Comments on “Bluefish Way Rules & Regulations

  1. Funny post πŸ™‚ Cats are always The Boss in the home! Thank you, have a nice day
    dear Ralph, greetings and love from here, nia


    • Hi Nia πŸ˜€ Yes ! Cats try to be the boss if I give them an inch. They are more like friends really. Have a lovely week my friend. Ralph xox ❀


  2. Let’s see, I lost …. a large bag of marbles, a marble cake, my Marble Blast 3 android app, a marble slab, a cat named Marbles…. well, pretty much all my marbles.
    Oh, 😎 and a pair of very s…… Phone’s ringing….gotta go! ❀


    • Hi Resa πŸ˜€ You hung up on me !! Women !! I was only going to tell you that I was going to return your pair of very s…….brb…….I’ll just have to keep them as a souvenir of my military coup πŸ˜‰ Hugs. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Ren πŸ˜€ Glad you had fun in here and didn’t break any of my rules. So sad. No punishment for you then πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


    • Hello Sheri πŸ˜€ I bet you like men in uniform ? Shame that I’m off duty now and out of uniform !! Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Georgia πŸ˜€ I read your post and sorry, I have just ruined it with this post. πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


  3. Yes, your cats are lovely πŸ™‚ You seem to be sure all your readers/harem are female? Or do want men in their underpants too (I am not a man in underpants by the way…)


    • Hi Wendy πŸ˜€ Sonic and Samantha send you mega-purrs. My male readers can send me photos in which I’ll humiliate them by putting the pics in these comments for your perusal of course πŸ˜‰ Glad you’re not a y-front lady !!. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Shey πŸ˜€ A salt rifle !! Assault rifle ? Get it ? Whew. You are hard work πŸ˜‰
      It wasn’t my fault, it was your hampstas who blackmailed me into nicking it. Hugs to my toy girl. Ralph xox ❀


  4. Really funny, you found some amazing pictures on google! ….but I rather have a man in my suitcase…… πŸ™‚


  5. Maybe you’ll come across my MP3 player? It’s been on an extended trip ‘somewhere’…
    Love the picture of your kitties! What gorgeous eyes!
    Hugs and Love πŸ˜€


    • Hello Lyann πŸ˜€ MP3 player ? umm ! Have you looked on the floor under the car seats, down the side of the chair or just follow the cable from your ears πŸ˜‰ Thanks say my cats. Have a fun day my friend. Ralph xox ❀


  6. Hello, cute little Pussycats. I lost some mice..could you open another suitcase for me, please… or the General’s mouth πŸ˜€ Pawkisses for a Happy Week πŸ™‚


    • Hi Binky πŸ˜€ We’ve kicked daddy off his office chair and we found your mice, so tasty but one was a bit hard. Love Sonic and Samantha ❀ Daddy sends his love to Granny ❀



  7. So funny. I can hardly believe all your rules. Mwah!!! Blowing you a kiss. I just love the puffin one with the toe ring. Also, I recognize the tower of suitcases from the Sacramento airport! Congrats to 2 glorious years!!!!! xoxoxo πŸ˜€


    • Hi Amy πŸ˜€ Mwah !! You may have noticed the slight edit to your comment. I would hate it that you are thought of as a dumb blonde……..well, that’s ruined my fantasy about you πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


      • Thanks for correcting whatever mistake I made. If I type on my smartphone sometimes it will make up words on its own. πŸ™‚


      • I should change your phone Amy because when you typed in ‘puffin’, it came here as ‘duck’ πŸ˜‰


  8. I lost my wits about 1/2 way through the post. πŸ˜‰ let me know if you find them. 8)
    Happy anniversary.


    • Hi Katie πŸ˜€ I have just checked the Lost Property Ledger. Heavens ! My privates can’t spell !! There are lost at the moment: bisskits, a handbag belonging to MissFit, tits (blue feverred kind), but no wits I’m afraid. Are you sure that you had them about you ? Ralph xox ❀


  9. So, did you get the usual folks who “Liked” as soon as you pressed publish? They deserve special punishment, Randy. (May I ask why you chose that name, or is it self bl**dy evident?????)

    I may have misplaced about 532 euro, would you please check for that? You can keep the 2 euro as a reward. I’m nice that way.

    Feliz aniversario, amigo. ❀ oxo πŸ™‚


    • Hi Yvonne πŸ˜€

      No immediate Likes this post. Must be the authority figure in uniform that slowed them down!!

      It’s bl**dy evident, isn’t it ?

      €2 reward !! Wow. That’s a month’s pay !! The other €530 has gone to Charity……. such a lovely girl, but can be a handful sometimes πŸ˜‰ You are nice to me, my friend.

      Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi YC πŸ˜€ Gen. Bonkers absolutely adores you and has you as a pin-up in his office. Ralph πŸ˜€


      • Ha Ha Ha, I do not think the feelings are mutual here. I would suggest Gen. Bonkers look for other instead of me πŸ˜€


      • Gen. Bonkers says, “That’s a shame” as he removes the picture of the ginger cat from his wall. πŸ˜‰ lol


  10. Sending you hugs from across the pond! Thank you for the laugh, although I know you are TOTALLY serious! Lol!


    • Hi ASL πŸ˜€ Hugs back. We don’t fall in the pond, will we ?
      Of course I am serious. I hope you have been commenting on the ironing board. (Now that I’ve got to see !) lol
      Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Mary πŸ˜€
      My cats say thanks (They are becoming little divas with all the praise they are getting) πŸ˜‰
      I personally equipped my security team myself. As well as the pistol, they have been issued with pink catapults for undercover work πŸ˜‰
      Have a lovely week my friend. Ralph xox ❀


  11. Now I’m in love – rules and and regulations, or not
    – that sweet little cup of coffee, wish it was mine… 😎 😎


    • Hi LB πŸ˜€ Maybe suitcases get damaged in other ways πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀



  12. Oh, Ralph! I dislike sexual stuff, but can’t help laugh my socks off at your posts, to the point where I am in tears. How do you get away with it! You have got balls, I’ll give you that. On second thoughts I will rephrase that, you have balls and you may keep them – No offense.


    • Hi Sandra πŸ˜€
      Who me ? Innocent me ? Sexual stuff !! Nah !! Wrong guy, wrong blog ! πŸ˜‰
      Thanks for letting me keep my balls. That’s very generous coming from a Cougar πŸ˜‰ Whew !
      Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Jahal πŸ˜€ Thank you so much for enjoying this post. Have a great day tomorrow. Ralph πŸ˜€


  13. Merhaba Ralph πŸ™‚
    senin güzel dostluk ve sâzler için teşekkür ederim
    mutlu ve gΓΌzel bir gΓΌndiliyorum
    kucak dolusu sevgilerle πŸ™‚


  14. I do hope your military coup is going as planned. I may have to borrow General Bonkers for a secret mission though.


    • General Bonkers is on his way as he loves secret missions so he can tell everyone about them over his kitty litter meetings πŸ˜‰


  15. I’m bad with rules. So – I guess it’s a Ralph hug & kiss for me! πŸ˜‰
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ Bad girl !! Hugs and kisses heading your way. Ralph xox ❀


  16. Where do you find these pictures?! The Rita one and the cat one are hilarious. πŸ™‚ Thanks for making me laugh Ralph!


    • Hi SDHD πŸ˜€ Mr Google is very generous to me as he knows you need a laugh. Have a lovely week my friend. Ralph xox ❀


  17. What did I lose? I think it was my mind! Could you send it back to me with a hug and a hug.


    • Hi Gallivanta πŸ˜€ Heehee ! A double hug on the way. Your mind is totally lost. I have a skip full of spares……. all kangaroo minds though. I’ll hop to it and find one for you πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


  18. ok MFR, you’ve totally lost it. I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you are suffering from TKAHD. You need to get help right away. This will help, but not much. xox Dr. RVBFM


    • Hi Seyi πŸ˜€ Don’t you dare choke. I’ll be sued for humorous intent πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


  19. Omg Ralph, I laughed so loud my husband was wondering what on earth I was doing. This is a precious, clever post. Certainly you should have your own newspaper column by now! I just love your wit and enjoy coming to your page! I hope you are well and able to go on your trip. You know I could just hardly wait to here of your adventures! xo πŸ™‚ ❀


    • Hi Debby πŸ˜€ Oh dear !! Your poor husband living with a woman with a loud laugh. And don’t forget the neighbours !! πŸ˜‰ lol Big hug. Ralph xox ❀


  20. You have a good taste in picking the right pictures and this post was very funny, wish you a wonderful weekend and a kiss, SΓ©rach Xxx πŸ™‚ !


    • Hi Serach πŸ˜€ Thank you my friend. It’s lovely to see you here commenting. My holiday is still on with 9 days to go before I fly. I’ll wave to you when I land in Rome on my way to Tel Aviv. Have a lovely weekend yourself. Kiss and hug. Ralph xox ❀


      • Make sure that you will have everything ready than and you will have an wonderful time there, I’m sure and I will wave back to my dear friend πŸ™‚ ! Have a very lovely weekend and a big hug, SΓ©rach ! Xxx


      • At the moment I am creating a pile of things to take and labelling my electronics that I am taking with me.

        Happy Sunday my friend. Hugs xox πŸ˜€


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