Ralph’s Official Fan Club

I was walking through Grope Lane in Bluefish Way yesterday…….


…..watching the locals window shopping…….


…….I heard them talking about fashion and trying out the new retro Ralphie fashion trend…….


………of one size for all clothing …….



…… when all of a sudden I had an idea for a new post when Elizabeth said in a comment >>>>>

…….You in the tux and a couple glasses of the strawberries and champagne and I’m a happy little groupie…..

This is not a groupie…….


……nor this……


…….nor this.



Perhaps a groupie means ……..


Ha !! I should be so lucky….. a political groupie possibly, especially as I’m not into politics !!

Or maybe it means a fan. I have one of these in my bedroom.



So today, 16 May 2014, I am announcing the launch of Ralph’s Official Fan Club. Keep this memory locked away in the secret compartment you have in your wallet/purse.


I have -21 members, as they all ran after this guy. No idea why.



Membership is free (I’m desperate. I’ll pay you !! ) and if you have photographed me out and about doing things I shouldn’t do (or you make something up) then email them to me and I’ll add it to your comment


Or maybe you have seen (me doing) something silly on YouTube.

Find the video. Click on Share. Copy the blue code and paste it, on its own, in a fresh line, in your comment.



So is it me or the other guy ?

(I know the answer already πŸ˜₯ )


Ralph xox ❀


(Most of these pictures were found using Google Search. They are not mine and I am not Prince Charles or George Clooney [I’m better looking ])

83 Comments on “Ralph’s Official Fan Club

    • Hi Shey πŸ˜€ Yay !! A fan. That was $10 yes ? πŸ˜‰ I’m a happy bunny !! Ralph xox ❀


  1. I go for you how can I choose the other boy, (too perfect), more fun and cuter like you can’t exist (I have only to look at your photo and I’m sold πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ ! Xxx


  2. You’re so easily bought! But, put me down for a spot in the group. (Was that a tenner you’re offering?) ❀ oxo Yvonne


    • Hi Yvonne πŸ˜€ Yay ! That’s 3 !! I’m running a bit short can you lend me $10 to pay you then you can give it to me back. I’m a doubly, doubly happy bunny. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi YC πŸ˜€ Perhaps not. Maybe you will share a little bit of Susan George with me. Ralph πŸ˜€


    • Oh Resa, I’ve got to say it ! I didn’t know !! I was nowhere near you my friend πŸ˜‰ lol

      The Urban Dictionary says:
      “in the pudding club (Chiefly British) Pregnant. Sometimes shortened to “in the club”.

      You have made my day sweetie. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Georgia πŸ˜€ There is an actual narrow street in Shrewsbury, England called Grope Lane. This is an extract from

      Grope Lane

      Just off Fish Street is the intriguing Grope Lane, one of 21 β€˜shuts’ or passages of medieval origin that still exist in Shrewsbury. The word β€˜shut’ implies a closed alleyway and there is debate as to how the name originated – I have heard it said that the alleys were closed off at night. The remains of gate hinges and bolt holes can be found at one end of Gullet Shut (near the Square) which gives credibility to the theory.
      Grope Lane was a dark and narrow passage through which people had to grope their way from the High Street to Fish Street and the Bear Steps. That’s the official explanation of the name. Centuries ago Grope Lane was the red light district of Shrewsbury so the name may have had another meaning altogether.

      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀


  3. Sure I’ll join! One hundred perc–what, is that George Clooney? I’ll be right back…


    • Hi SDHD,or should I say HD or even D πŸ™‚ Although you have run away to THAT man I will still hold you in my heart as SDHD. Bye *weeping* πŸ˜‰
      Ralph xox ❀


      • Just kidding. I have never been a George Clooney fan. I’m a Ralph fan! xox


      • I was just kidding as well my friend. Yes. A Ralph fan !! I’m a SDHD fan now. xox ❀


  4. OK, for our big Groupie/Gropie party, I’ll supply the champagne. You’re welcome.


    • Hi Yvonne πŸ˜€ You did it !! A YouTube in a comment !! Champagne or the local Cava is so cheap here that it’s such a shame risking blowing up your kitchen. Now I’d like to see a video of that !! lol. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Gallivanta πŸ˜€ Than ?…..than?…..than?,,,,,,what ? (you also ran off to him as well, didn’t you ? ) πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ™‚


    • Hi Drake πŸ˜€ It’s not “grab” around here. It’s “grope” !! πŸ˜‰ lol Ralph πŸ˜€


  5. Ralph , you know me and George… sorry no competition here, what a lovely picture of him! ! We do have a Love Lane in London though….. where the old trade used to be! πŸ™‚


    • Hi Ute πŸ˜€ I know. It’s only HIM in your eyes (*whispering* that’s why I put him in the post. Don’t tell anyone) Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Wendy πŸ˜€ I so agree. No one knows George. Ralph xox ❀


  6. I’m a lifer on the Ralphie fan club.
    (now pay up) πŸ˜‰
    The other guys are just eye candy.
    Gimme a guy with personality and who’s not afraid to use it, any day of the week. πŸ™‚


    • Hi CeeLee πŸ˜€ Yay. A lifer !!

      Pay up ? Heck, you’ve taken all my money with your pool fees. The highest of which is your leaving the pool charge !! AND then there are the fines. One day fined for wearing Speedos. The next day fined for NOT wearing Speedos. How was I to know that I had to wear alternative swimwear πŸ˜‰

      And I’m not eye candy I suppose πŸ˜‰

      Sorry there’s no one with any personality around here at all. You must be in the wrong blog. You could try Bluefish Way. I hear that there is a right nutter running that !! lol

      Ralph xox ❀


      • What can I say?
        I thought fining you for wearing Speedos
        would teach you a lesson, but nooo, you had to go in the buff. Which was…enlightening.

        And I was going to let it go but…the whole chasing the women around, yelling that your a horny ole goat? What? Did you think we were blind?!
        (eye roll)
        Geesh! I let you off lucky, pal LOL

        And yeah, I’ve gotten rather used to visiting Blue Fish Way. I feel it’s time to pay the nutter a housecall, don’t you? After all, I have to return some Speedos πŸ˜‰


      • Thanks for returning my Speedos as I was having similar problems in Bluefish Way Public Swimming Pool. I can now go as a right poser πŸ˜‰ lol


  7. Well, George is about to be married.. i’m sure his fans will all come running back to you. πŸ˜‰


    • Hi Diahann πŸ˜€ Thank you so much. Your comment is really uplifting to me (almost as much as your Wonderbra πŸ˜‰ ) Hugs. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Beth πŸ˜€ Yay !! Another member !!

      Now, what’s all this about charter ? I’m sure I didn’t hire an aircraft, a boat or a car. Add “official” to it which gives you carte blanche. Spend my money wisely my friend πŸ˜‰ Heck !!

      Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Sandra πŸ˜€ It’s easy once you know how my mind works πŸ˜‰ lol Ralph xox ❀


      • I think I have got the jist of that mind of yours, but it boggles my mind too much to think about it. Lol!


      • There’s nothing like a bit of boggling to ensure that you have a Happy Sunday my friend πŸ˜‰ lol


  8. No one can compete with the likes of you, Ralph! That’s for certain. Your sense of humor and charming good looks are like no other. πŸ˜‰


    • Hi Loving πŸ˜€ Thank you for such a lovely comment my friend.

      May I ask, “like no other” what ??? lol

      Ralph xox ❀


  9. Hi, Ralph! Funny pictures.
    I hope you have a joyful Sunday! I would welcome that!
    With friendship Ştefania. πŸ™‚


  10. Hi Ştefania πŸ˜€ I am pleased that you had fun with this post. I am as joyful as I can be with the builders working next to me at the moment. ❀


    • Hi Willow πŸ˜€ That’s great. We all need to smile sometimes. Ralph xox ❀


  11. Clooney & most of Hollywood is overrated.
    Consider me a groupie & fan of Ralph! πŸ™‚
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ Yay ! My favourite groupie & fan !! If you start a fan club I’ll be first in line as a groupie and I promise not to run to that Clooney guy. Loads of hugs. Ralph xox ❀


    • So funny to watch Elizabeth, my besotted groupie, but it wasn’t at the time as I had about 50 fire ants biting me πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Debby πŸ˜€ You are so sweet to call me clever and cute.

      Yes I know, but I had to make it official like a prenuptial contract as they’ll take me to the cleaners given half a chance πŸ˜‰

      Ralph xox ❀


  12. Regular readers of your blog are probably already sort of the unofficial fan club. Love the street sign. It would go well with Hooker Road or Three Crabs Road, which are real streets in my town.


    • Hi LB πŸ˜€ Maybe they just come to learn how not to blog. It seems you live in a fun town my friend πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Frank πŸ˜€ Thank you. He doesn’t stand a chance πŸ˜‰ Ralph πŸ˜€


    • Hello Binky πŸ˜€ But I am a sort of fish ! Bluefish Way ! But I think you go for tuna & salmon. Samantha & Sonic love your picture posts. They are your fans and send their love. And love to Granny from Ralph ❀


  13. I am a memeber of the BlueFish WayΒ΄s Fan Club.
    ThatΒ΄s for sure, dear Ralph…
    Such a witty and funny post, my friend.
    Thanks for spreading your good vibes,
    Best wishes, Aquileana πŸ˜›


    • Hello Amalia πŸ˜€ What a lovely comment from you my friend. And, what a welcome fan you are. It’s great to see you here. Ralph xox ❀


  14. Ever shall I be a most avidly enthusiastic fan o’ Ralph. In knowing you, it is impossible not to become as such. Cheers!!


    • Hello AJ πŸ˜€ Wow. To have you as a Ralph fan has made my day my friend. No one can top that !! I hope you and your briny are well and that you are having a great time in Florida especially as summer is almost here. Big hugs. Ralph xox ❀


  15. Ralph, I hope your fan club works out better than mine.
    I’m a substitute teacher. Toward the end of a day teaching 5th grade, one of the boys said, “Mrs. M, you’re the best sub we’ve ever had!” The other students heartily agreed with much enthusiasm and my heart warmed. Then Hannah yelled, “Wait, wait! There WAS a sub who was better than Mrs. M. Remember the sub who brought us cupcakes?” The crowd turned, and agreed that the cupcake sub was the best. And then … Hannah said, “Don’t worry, Mrs. M, next to the best is still good.” At least she didn’t call me second-best! Ha ha.


    • Hello Mrs M πŸ˜€ What an absolutely wonderful story. I just love your childhood anecdotes ! You must place them all in a book. People will love and relate to them πŸ˜€

      Now about those children. If you ever go back to their class, I reckon a box of donuts will buy them off and get you to that top spot.

      Have a lovely week my friend. Ralph xox ❀


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