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Art Exhibition. OMG !!!
The day has finally arrived for you to view your masterpieces taken from the photographs of Ralph in the previous post.
The Venue
I chose the Church Hall in Bluefish Way to show to the world your masterpieces
I have laid on Strawberry Champagne…….
…….and canapes.
I have ensured the rest rooms are clean.
There is also a park for your children to play in while you are attending the Art Exhibition
The Invitations have been sent to all parts of the world and you are coming…….
………….by the bus load.
So here you are (except the “readers” who Liked 5 seconds after publishing. Thank you and goodbye ! ).
Time to open the doors and let us all see your masterpieces !!
Introducing our Art Critic, Ralph van Ishing.
Ralph van Ishing is invited today to open the Art Exhibition and he has kindly volunteered to use his extensive lack of knowledge of art to make his assessment of each piece of art shown here. Thank you Ralph van Ishing !!
RvI: You are welcome. So when are you going to pay me ??
The Gallery is now open
Our first exhibitor is
Yvonne
She water colours the canals of Venice, or colours the waters of the canals of Venice. I am unsure which is true !!
RvI: This is her Pearly Queen period or created by bacteria !!
RvI: Yvonne used the “spilling of coffee” technique for this one
RvI: The Infrared shows Ralph to be a hot head !!
RvI: Ran out of paint did you Yvonne ??
RvI: Yvonne is abreast with modern paint styes
RvI: I think this is her best work showing her skill in spaghetti throwing
Our second exhibitor is
Ralph
His artwork is renowned for his skill in having no skill !!
RvI: This painting shows that I want to go home !!
After that unfortunate experience we now have
RoSy
RoSy has great talent in the Saludos y Abrazos technique
RvI: This one is brilliantly excavated. It shows the Ralph in his true form
Just around the corner is the work of
Marsha
Marsha is known for working more in retirement than when originally working. Retire Marsha !!
RvI: An unfinished work by Marsha where she has been using high explosive to remove the wrinkles on Ralph’s face.
And now we can see the works of
Sylvia
Sylvia is known for producing her art while laying on a hammock !!
RvI: Sylvia is emphasising the age of the subject in this one. 18 with 49 years of experience !!
RvI: This is a magnificent representation of Ralph. Right on Q !!
And finally
Katie
Katie is famous for painting while SUP, Stand Up Paddle-boarding in the gator infested swamps of Florida.
RvI: Katie has called this one “Ra Astaire”. Her brush dances as Ginger Rogers !!
RvI: “Ra Lovely” it says. Has she been hacking into my secret file ?
They are absolutely brilliant !! Thank you all for playing along and giving me the joy of creating this fabulous post.
A round of applause everyone !!
So what do YOU say ??
(Thank you Google Search and all the contributors to some of these images in this post)
Ralph xox ❤
Many more late pictures in these comments including another lady ? Ralph !!
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Hi SDHD 😀 HAHAHA !! Did you like the highlights ? It took Katie ages to get my hair the way I wanted it 😉 heehee Ralph xox ❤
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Love it………lol
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Hi Teela 😀 Thank you my friend. I am coming round to loving the energy that these blogging friends have put into their work. I hope they don’t give up their day jobs 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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O Dio. That was worth waiting for, I guess …. I simply adore Ralph Gere, and Ra Lovely. They illustrate well 2 of your many personalities.
Please put my champagne and an assortment of canapes in the fridge, I’m having a hard time rounding up my kangaroo sled team.
(PS I also have folks who hit the like button almost before I’ve posted; they really must be speed readers, or on speed perhaps.)
Baci galore to you, Ralphie ooxxooxx ❤
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Hi Yvonne 😀 Thank you so much, and I mean that, for having a go and sending me so many of your art works. You’re a ⭐
Sorry, the champagne and canapes were zipped away by the speed Likers. Left none for us. Scoundrels ! 😉
Hugs to you my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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You are great my friend…I am your fan…always will be….I am here laughing a lot…what a good moments you offers to us…Thanks…
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Hello Mirna 😀 I am so pleased that you enjoyed this post as much as I did. And thank you for your lovely comment my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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You are a hoot! You certainly know how to keep yourself and us amused. Thanks for the good laugh.
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Hi Lynne 😀 Welcome to this mad house called Bluefish Way. I really do appreciate your comment and I’m glad you had fun. Ralph xox ❤
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It was a fun trip and very well crafted. Many faces and many artists at Ralph service. I found it very funny and original
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Hi SC 😀 Thank you so much for your great critique. Ralph van Ishing wants to give you a hug. Fellow critic to fellow critic he says 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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Hahaha Hi Ralph be happy…
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And you, my friend, be happy …… ❤
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Ralpha…I have never laughed so much. BRILLIANT XXXX Course…gotta send yah mine!
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Hey Shey 😀 Strange things happen to women when they over-laugh. I hope it’s not the case with you. Well !! Where is it then ? Ralph xox ❤
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Lol. Ralpha will get you that this week. Busy on a sub all week. Not the nautical or the naughtycal type either!
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So who loaned you the money ? 😉 lol
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that would be telling x
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Oh Shey !! Go on. Tell me. Nobody comes in here to read these comments as all of my readers like drooling over the pictures in the post 😉 xox
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Well, how fun is that?! But I do believe that Ralph looks best unPhotoshopped,
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Hi Georgia 😀 Yes ! Such fun.
I agree…. I have been having strange looks as I walk around this Spanish mountain village as a blonde. 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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What a wonderful show! The strawberries and champagne were my fav. Now, what was the rest of the post? 😉
Thanks for the fun!
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Hi Katie 😀 You are wonderful ! A ⭐ The two you sent me were magnificent. Ralph van Ishing is puzzled in how you managed to hack into his secret file…..which he keeps for art research, of course, he says 😉 Thanks friend. Ralph xox ❤
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Tell RvI that he may be a distinguished and famous critic, his firewall could use some work. 😉
That file was an easy hack. 8)
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He’s not into computers. He told me he keeps them in a shoebox under his bed 😉
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I really enjoy this exhibition. My favorite one is Ralph with long blonde hair 😉
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Hello YC 😀 I put the blonde one last, hoping everyone would be fed up half way though and leave. How wrong was I !!! Ralph 😀
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what a fab exhibition, ralph and i am especially pleased to see the print from your secret files )
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Hi Beth 😀 Thanks for the fab comment. I hope twikkileaks is not revealing the rest 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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Best free exhibition I have ever been to. 😀
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Hi Gallivanta 😀 Thank you so much for coming.
I don’t know !! First in the queue and back for more strawberry champagne many times I was told by Ralph van Ishing 😉 lol, Ralph xox ❤
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Why, of course. Strawberry champagne was so good. How could I resist?
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You are welcome to come to any future do that I may have in Bluefish Way my friend. I may have to make it a bring a plate and bottle party 😉
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I can bring a plate and probably a bottle. What would you like on the plate and in the bottle?
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Oh nothing. Just bring an empty plate and an empty bottle. That’s what they do, isn’t it ? 😉
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That makes things very easy. 🙂
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And cheap for you 😉
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It will leave me lots of money for the air fare.
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You mean they have airplanes where you live ? Fancy that !! 😉
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Very nice! A wonderful day!
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Hello Ileana 😀 Wow. Thank you my friend and have a lovely day yourself 😀 Ralph xox ❤
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A beautiful evening! 🙂
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Thank you ❤
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I had a giggle, this was great fun! you look terrific whether as a blonde bombshell or a Fred Astaire. LOVED the strawberry champagne – Thanks, Ralph XOX
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Hello Lottie 😀 I am so pleased that you enjoyed the experience. It’s good to get out occasionally. 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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😉 xox
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Wonderful art… 😀
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Hi Drake 😀 Thank you my friend. You must get out more !! Ralph 😀
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Ha ha , very good Ralph. The one with the rose is lovely, but I must admit I like the weird one that looks like it is drawn in sand with the star, very quirky! Have a great Sunday 🙂
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Hello Wendy 😀 Thank you. I did the weird one. You can’t get round me by liking it, but on second thoughts……you might 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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Purrfectly done, Ralph and other artists…MOL… Pawkisses for an arty Sunday 😀
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Hi Binky 😀 We don’t know what he’s up to as all we do is sleep. Ralph sends his love to Granny. Love Sonic & Samantha (Daddy’s cats) xox ❤
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LOL….refreshing (on-line) art exhibition! Thank you for a good laugh this morning..Enjoy the rest of Sunday Ralph! Best wishes..
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Hi Indah 😀 You are so welcome to laugh at my expense my friend. I quite enjoy the attention. I must get a life !! 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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Fantastic exhibition! It is amazing what can be done these days with photos! All of them are great! Enjoyed that post very much!
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Hi Ute 😀 Thank you so much for your praise my friend. I really do appreciate it. Ralph xox ❤
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Hi Mssr. Ralph
Here is a present:
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Hi Elisa 😀 Thank you so much for your masterpiece. Excellent ! Do I look a little grey today ? Must be the canapes ! Ralph xox ❤
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Ralph, you silly man, you!!!!!!
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Hi Loving 😀 Heehee. So you’ve worked me out then my friend ? Ralph xox ❤
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Ralph, you crack me up!
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Hi Mary 😀 Oh no !! Not again !! Here’s the superglue ! 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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Oh Ralph…..these were all so awesome!! What a fun way to present all the different versions of yourself. You’re not just a pretty face. 😀 xx
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Hi Sylvia 😀 You are also a ⭐ for sending me your artworks to add to this post. Thank you so much my friend. Ha ! Another blonde comment 😉 Hugs. Ralph xox ❤
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A most smashing debut of your gallery!! I also think the last two are by far the best!
Happy Mother’s day, since you are now a fine lady!!
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Hi Steve 😀 Katie did wonders with the last two. Oh thanks for the Mother’s Day greeting. So where’s my box of chocolates then 😉 lol Ralph 😀
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You quite suit being a woman Ralph. Is there something you are not telling us? Watch the hand too. It seemed to be a wandering.
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Hi Sandra 😀 Thanks a bunch !! Yes. I’m not telling you that I am Victoria Secrets secret weapon 😉
Wandering hand ? That’s one of my medical conditions. The treatment is usually a slap in the face. 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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Ha! Ha! How did the blog dating thing go? Any takers? If you pardon the expression.
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I should be so lucky 😉
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Fabulous and very entertaining Ralph!xo:)
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Hi Debby 😀 Thank you so much and I’m so pleased that you enjoyed the post and didn’t make any blonde jokes. Ralph xox ❤
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LOL 🙂
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Fabulous post, MFR. I’m afraid I went way too tame with my photoshopping. I love you as a blond with tons of lipstick! Very talented friends. This should inspire us all! 🙂 There must be more we can do. I must retire first. 🙂
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Hi MVBFM 😀 You are a ⭐ as well. No matter what you did it added to the enjoyment of the post. Thank you so much. Everyone was magnificent in their own way. Retire Marsha !! Ralph xox ❤
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It was a fun post. Now everyone for sure knows that you are MFR. You’re labeled! 🙂 xox
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Rosy and Katie did a fantastic job!
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Hi Rene 😀 I knew RoSy is good with photoshopping but Katie came out of the blue with her two. I agree with you. All three of their pictures are wonderfully constructed. I hope you are having a lovely week my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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Yes, I am having a lovely week. I hope you are too. 🙂
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Yes thanks Rene. It’s getting very hot here, so am getting a tan at last 😀
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Me too! ;D
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Yay !! 🙂
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Thanks Rene. This was fun. 🙂
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I have fun with it sometimes, too. You did such a great job!
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These have just come in by email from CeeLee. Oh boy !!
http://swimintheadultpool.com/
Thank you so much my friend. You are a ⭐ Ralph xox ❤
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I had fun making you a star, what can I say?
Except “I told you I would” 😉
And my aren’t you…stunning? LoL
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Stunning ?? You could have given me bigger boobs. lol
You did well CeeLee 😀
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Thank you LOL
Well…I wasn’t sure if you wanted to be buxom or not.
I’ll remember next time 😉
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That’s my girl ! 😉 lol
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😉 We aim to please
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Put that gun away CeeLee !! 😉
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How the hell did you know that?! 😉
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Because you have the barrel pushed up my nose 😉
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Oh! I guess I do. Sorry ’bout that Ralphie. Nothing personal 😉
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I also don’t like wearing these concrete shoes you asked me to try on next to your pool CeeLee 😉 lol
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First of all Ralphie, thanks so much for the strawberry bubbly and for cleaning the restroom. Although, I must admit that I’d feel violated using your restroom – just sayin’. The artwork is all incredible!!! The Infrared one, where you have a flaming head and blue face, however; is my favorite. No, wait..maybe the one of you as a blonde chica. No, I’m going with the blue face one because you as a woman makes me jealous. 😉
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Hi Celeste 😀 I must apologise for Ralph van Ishing’s behaviour in the rest room. He still has the key !!
What !! Me as a woman makes you jealous ?? Oh dear. I suppose I will have to talk to you about lipstick, shopping, Wonder bras, fitness and being a vegan now. 😉 Oh, where has the original ME gone ?
Big hug my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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What an honor to have my art work displayed in your gallery.
I would say that the event was a huge success.
I enjoyed the hobnobbin’ & rubbing elbows with the other artists.
The drinks were top notch & the canapés were to die for.
You are a supreme host!
xx Saludos y Abrazos xx
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Hi RoSy 😀 Thank you so much for your lovely comment RoSy. I’ll use it as a reference for any further function I may have in the future. Then they can blame you 😉 heehee.
You did a wonderful picture. You are a ⭐ . Thank you so much for being a big part of this post my friend. Hugs. Ralph xox ❤
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What a fabulous exhibition why is this not on at some national gallery, charging admission, guided tours??? A lot of fun to be sure.
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Hi Tommy (?) 😀 Ha !! These readers of mine wouldn’t pay. I have to pay them to Like and they extort horrendous blackmail prices to comment. Thank heavens you’re a freebee 😉 lol Ralph 😀
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Haha well that’s people for you Ralph. Great exhibition by the way. Last year I had a student draw my portrait for me, it was very humbling to see her results, I have them hanging in my lounge room. Have a good day.
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Thank you so much for commenting and your praise.
That’s nice of your student to draw you and a great place to hang it.
Thanks. Today has been a good one. I wish you the same 🙂
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I choose Rosy’s, makes you look like a dashing gentleman ready to take your new girlfriend out on the town. Nice suit and the rose is perfect for a man of chivalry with good manners.
Have fun on your date!!
❤ carmen
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Hello Carmen 😀 How sweet and what a brilliant idea. I just love your thinking my friend. Ralph xox ❤
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Hi Ralph, this was sure a great exhibition ! The strawberry champagne was very welcome and the park for to play for the children was magnificent…….hahaha ! Love the infra-red of Yvonne and the one of Rosy who let make you looking like James Bond, very good ! I didn’t made it with mine but I enjoyed a lot the art technique of the others 🙂 !
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Hi Serach 😀 Thanks for coming. It doesn’t matter that you did not send an exhibit, just you thinking about it is good enough for me. I hope you are having a lovely week. Ralph xox ❤
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Wish you too a great end of the week and see you friend 🙂 ! Xxx
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Thanks Search 🙂
Edited by Ralph : Sérach, RoSy, Sérach ! heehee
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Hahaha, my name is Sérach 🙂 🙂 !
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I’m a typing idiot. But – hey – good to pass along some laughs 🙂
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Yessss, have a great evening Rosy 🙂 !
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Just can’t get the staff nowadays. RoSy !! 😉 I’ve edited your name Sérach ❤
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You get what you pay for… 😉
THANKS for correcting my error.
xx Saludos y Abrazos xx
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You are priceless RoSy. xox ❤
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Hi, Ralphie. I tried to leave a comment this morning, but couldn’t get any pages to load. I just wanted to say, I love them all, but that one of you in the tux and holding the rose. Whoa! VaVa Voom! I almost swooned. 😉 ❤ ❤ XOXOXO
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LOL – Thanks Elizabeth. He does clean up well in a tux – eh? 😉
And – the rose – I was hoping – was inviting.
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He certainly does. You did a fantastic job, Rosy. 🙂
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Carry on you two, don’t mind me !! heehee
There you are, my fashion designer RoSy and my Va Va Voom girl Elizabeth and between you all you talk about is ” he does clean up well in a tux”. Ha !! I AM clean normally !! Though my mind may need a little soap and water now and again 😉
I’ll leave you two ladies to it then. There is coffee and cakes over there. Help yourselves.
My love and hugs (plus a rose) to you both. Ralph xox xox ❤ ❤
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Of course you are, Darlin. I’d never insinuate you were ever less than squeaky clean…well, except for the mind thing. But then we could all use a little extra soap in that department. 😀 You in the tux and a couple glasses of the strawberries and champagne and I’m a happy little groupie. 😉 Love and hugs. ❤
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You have just given me a great idea for my next post sweetie. Here have another glass of strawberries in champagne. Love and hugs xox ❤
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Very creative. It’s amazing what photo shop can do. Too bad I’m to cheap to buy it and use one of those free programs instead. Does the basics fine, but nothing like what you have displayed.
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Hi LB 😀 I have a freebee as well. ArcSoft Studio 5.5 which came with my ancient Canon printer. I still use it as it does all I need for uploading to my blog. I created my picture in this post with this editor. Have a lovely week. Ralph xox ❤
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Oh my my … these are wonderful!!!! Wonderful exhibition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi Frank 😀 Thank you so much for your fantastic comment. On behalf of the exhibitors, thank you, and for myself, thank you for not mentioning blondes 😀 Ralph
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Wow! So much talent in your space. I commend all! “lol” “lol” “lollipop” 😎 xo
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Hi Resa 😀 They are all stars and I am sure they are all grateful to receive your praise. Thank you my friend. Ralph xoxox ❤
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Ralph I think you need to lighten up. Stop taking like so seriously. Look at the humorous side of things for a change………All this moping and groaning…
Just saying~
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Hi Cindy 😀 Okay. Oh dear. I am so happy when I’m moping and groaning. Ralph xox ❤
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PS- You are hilarious~
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Yay !! ❤ That's better !!
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Ha ha ha ha…oh boy! Yeah, I can tell you’re definitely a trip! Good stuff! 🙂
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Hi Meg 😀 Welcome to Bluefish Way. I am learning a new word…..trip !! I won’t go there, for if I do, I might start writing sensible posts. 😉 Ralph xox ❤
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Ralph, I nearly p—-d myself laughing. Made my day. Great stuff.
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Hey Bob Hi. Wow. This post has had quite an effect on you. Glad you enjoyed it. Ralph 😀
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