Time To Get Your Own Back !!

Time for some fun  !!


What is really naughty about this picture ?

Ralph & Max
Ralph & Max The answer is >>> The person who took the photo put his/her finger over the lens. That’s all that’s naughty …… hmmm !!


Now it’s time to get your own back !!

Here are 3 pictures of me taken on Tuesday.

I would like you to drool over have fun with them in Paint, Photoshop, whatever editor you have and do what you like with them.  Remove my wrinkles for a Vogue front cover. Me wearing a bikini on the beach. Use your imagination. Enjoy yourselves !!

Right click and Save Image on the photograph/s

Send your masterpiece/s and your blog link to me by next weekend when I will post them and cry 😉









OMG ! What have I done !!


Ralph xox ❤


89 Comments on “Time To Get Your Own Back !!

    • Hi Drake 😀 Heehee. More like an avalanche perhaps 😉 Ralph 😀


    • Hi Yvonne 😀 Thank you my friend ! I reckon I will get some really wacky masterpieces from you lot ! Ralph xox ❤


    • Hi Shey 😀
      Oh nO !! I forgot about you when drafting this post. Oh heck !! 😉 Ralph xox ❤


  1. Oh my, you are a brave gentleman, my dear. I don’t have a photo editing program worth two cents, but then I don’t think I could improve on perfection at any rate. I can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with. BTW, I saved one of the photos to drool over. 😀 Love and hugs. ❤ xoxoxox


    • Hi Elizabeth 😀
      Oh, you are so sweet. Did you also forget to put your glasses on ?
      Wow, that’s brilliant. I just love the way you drool over me my friend, my secret loving friend.
      Hugs with my love. Ralph xox ❤


    • Hi Sylvia 😀

      The ‘antique’ look ? No need. Look at them closely 😉

      Oh, you are so sweet. Thank you my friend. Ralph xox ❤

      BTW. I have already received two funny pictures already.


    • Hi Katie 😀

      Oh boy !! Go on. Do your worst. I’m a big boy now. I can take it !! (oh heck !!)

      Ralph xox ❤


  2. I like Drake’s comment– The first photo could be cover for a Rolling Stone frontpage. He is right about this one.


    • Hi Amy 😀 Maybe so. I just don’t have the “lips” !! Ralph xox ❤


  3. Ah, I’m sure the position of your hand is merely inadvertent, accidental… You had no idea what you were doing. Ha ha!



    • Hi Georgia 😀 My brain knows not what my hand does. I put it down to my age or being a party animal perhaps. lol. Ralph xox ❤


    • Hi Diahann 😀 Rock star ? Maybe I should get a guitar then and smash it. That would make a great post. lol. Ralph xox ❤


  4. You look like you’re having so much fun! I think you want to get into trouble! Thanks for sharing your pictures. xoxo


  5. I’d like to create a photo of you eating kale in a bikini on a surfboard, but I don’t know how to do that kind of thing. Oh well, I’ll just imagine it. 😉


    • Hi Celeste 😀 Heehee. I hope your imagination is up to it. I mean, you are taking on a mind blowing thing doing that 😉
      Ralph xox ❤


    • Hello Ute 😀 Let’s see what arrives by next weekend. I have 6 so far. One is brilliant. Ralph xox 😀


  6. You look great and I agree, very Rock n’ Roll. Now we need some man-kini shots of you, Please, Ralph P.L.E.A.S.E!! xox 😉


  7. Oh you clever man! I do look forward to seeing some the ‘revised’ versions ahead. 🙂 xo


    • Hi Debbie 😀 Thank you my friend and I do hope the guys/gals come up with some crackers. Ralph xox <£


    • Hi Loving 😀 I have not received many as yet, but there is still time. Ralph xox ❤


  8. Omg, you are asking for it 🙂 🙂 ! I send you already my one, it wasn’t like I really would have done because I prefer it with colors but it’s still a cool one ! Xxx


    • Hello Serach 😀 It’s nice to see you still around AND participating in the Art Gallery. I have not received your email with the picture yet and I await it in anticipation. Hugs. Ralph xox ❤


  9. Can’t wait to see the results! 😉
    I have your pic…Lemme’ see if I can catch a break during the week & come up with something…
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hi RoSy 😀 If anyone can come up with the wackiest masterpiece I know that person is you. I can’t wait to see what makes me cry from you my friend. Lots of hugs. Ralph xox ❤


  10. You are too funny, Ralph. I think just put on a hat! I think you have great taste in hats! Enjoy the results. 🙂 You are loved with or without photoshop! 🙂


    • Hi MVBF Marsha 😀 Go for it. Let’s see what you can do to make me cry in embarrassment 😉 xox ❤


    • Hi Wendy 😀 Sunday 11th is posting day. It’s tough setting up the Art Exhibition. Venue, drinks, invitations, hangings ( there are bound to be diva artists who won’t like where their pictures are hung 😉 ) I must get out of this promotion business 😉 heehee xox ❤


  11. Before I…help you to look your best, I thought I’d better ask. You know my sense of humor is warped…you okay if I make you a star? 😉


    • Hi CeeLee 😀
      Of course you may make me a star. Compress me into a miniscule ball when I would ignite and twinkle in the night sky. I would be hot stuff then 😉

      Do your worst my friend. Ralph xox ❤


      • You just have to pull the tigers tail don’t you? 😉
        Okay…just remember you said that LoL


      • Can I use that quote? 😉
        I think I’ve the perfect place to highlight it LOL


      • Ah ha !! Foiled your dastardly plot. The Art Exhibition post is published !! But, hey, email me it anyway and I will add it to your comment in the new post. Okay ? ❤


      • Who says I didn’t post it on YouTube?

        I didn’t, no, would’ve been a good idea, but I forgot. LoL

        No worries Ralph, I’m behind schedule with all the fun…festivities out here in DIY hell. I’ll send ’em your way soon. I hope 😉


      • ’em ??? How many have you got ? Silly question. I can see I am going to get blitzed 😉


      • Well…duh…LOL
        To use the phrase Duck uses so often-or did, until recently when I told him it was the same phrase I used when I was his age. Funny how he dropped it from his vocabulary 😉


  12. Merhaba Ralph.
    sizi sayfamda görmek ben çok mutlu oldum 🙂
    teşekkür ederim size iyi geceler dilerim 🙂


    • Merhaba Seçil. Bu benim de blog burada görmek harika. Sana güzel bir hafta yaşıyoruz umuyorum. Hugs. Ralph xox ❤


  13. Just emailed you with your “beauty” shots. hehe
    Hope you like them 😉


    • Why. Thanks CeeLee. I’ll add them to the comments in the Art Exhibition post. You’re a :star:. Hugs Ralph xox ❤


      • *singing*

        “Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Count the sheep in your bed. They escaped from a lorry. And want to be fed”

        Night night 😀


      • Nah…counting sheep is boring.
        I counted bare chested muscle-bound men named names like Antonio and Raoul.

        DEfinitely not boring and…I caughzt a few zzz’s. Win-win 😉


      • Yay !! Good news on the zzz’s front !! Antonio and Raoul watch out. You may be needed again tonight !! 😉


      • Around here with all the noise going on, I’m thinking I really should put them on a retainer LOL


      • Good idea. If they work for you getting some zzz’s then stay with what works for you. Tall Swedish blondes work for me every time 😉 lol


      • My not having random attacks from steroid-using mutant stink bug invasions would probably be helpful for me. But such is life in the country and DIY Hell lol


    • Hi Amalia 😀 I have absolutely no idea what “Dang It on” means, but coming from you I am sure that it is a most pleasurable experience 😉

      And hugs for you my friend. Ralph xox ❤


      • As far as I know it means Hit it… Whatever, english is not my native language … Dale, Ralph…

        Hugs 🙂 Aquileana 😛


      • Your English is brilliant my friend. Better than mine and I am English !! lol
        Have a lovely day. xox


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