Hello Handsome !!

Sorry. I’m in a hurry. No time for a post !!

I’ve finally done it !! I’m a 2 day old seasoned online dating specimen of a man. Wendy suggested I should give it a go and yes I am talking to some lovely ladies out there in the real world devoid of blogs. But, you know me, I have found amongst the diamonds this beautiful woman >>>>>>



(Oooh ! She winked at me. I had better email her.)

Hello. My name’s Ralph…………….3 lines later…………..See you !!

“HI handsome !”

(Wow. *faint* Did she say that to me ??)

That is a really sweet thing to say…………3 lines later…………..and why are you dating?

“HI handsome !”

(That’s strange ! I’ll try again as she is interested in me)

I love your profile. You look very young to be a 45 year old……..3 lines later……….See you !!

“HI handsome !”

(Change of tack I think)

I have an elephant sitting on my head juggling Spanish politicians

“HI handsome !”

(Blooming heck !!)

Can I talk to your Mum ?

“HI handsome !”

(Crazy !!)

Can you tell me which ward you are in ?



Sorry. Got to go. No time for blogging. No time for posting.

Hurry ! Hurry !

Voluptuous Loopy and Boob-ee-doo want to talk.


Do you think I’m going to find a woman online ?


Ralph xox ❀


No time for a post !!

95 Comments on “Hello Handsome !!

    • Thanks Al. I have already pulled out of one site as it was dead. No responses at all. The other two are much better, but no-one nearer than 100 miles of this mountain I’m on. Anyone hit on you in your post Al ?


      • Haha no, I wasn’t expecting them to. People don’t really find an interest in a faceless person. I try to get people to like me for me rather than repulsed by how I look, but it seems in the digital age, self portraits are required more than ever, and I don’t know if I am ready for that yet.

        One site for you to try, and I did have luck last year http://pof.com Plenty of Fish


      • I am in POF and Senior Dating. The SD one is really busy. POF is quite quiet.
        Good luck with your adventures. All the women on your blog love you πŸ˜€


  1. A most interesting beginning to this new adventure, Handsome! πŸ™‚ oxo

    PS, how is Al doing with his search for a soulmate???


    • Hi Yvonne πŸ˜€ Handsome ? So it was you !! I knew it !! πŸ˜‰ heehee. Ralph xox ❀

      Not too well. Al is really pessimistic about finding a soulmate or any mate. Poor chap !!


      • I love your profile. You look very young to be a 45 year old……..3 lines later……….See you !! πŸ˜‰ xox


    • WHERE IS SHE ????????
      Hi Chloe πŸ˜€ No problem for you. I expect all the bulls fancy you !! Ralph xox ❀


  2. don’t give up yet, ralph. look at it as a crazy adventure that might just work out )


    • Hi Beth πŸ˜€ Yep. I agree, crazy !! I have had another one whose profile said she came from Spain and after an hour of talking found out that she was actually in St Peterburg, Russia. I do find them !! Hugs Ralph xox ❀


  3. My goodness. Lol Ralpha man this is priceless. Hey. She’s maybe a parrot. Yeah. Look on this as an adventure. At the end you will find gold Hugs xxx


    • Hi Shey πŸ˜€
      I’m sure her name wasn’t Pretty Polly.
      Yes, maybe !! An adventure !! And I bet you want to know all the juicy tales of Ralph.
      You are gold Shey !! Do I have to look any further ? πŸ˜‰
      Ralph xox ❀


      • Aw Ralpha man. What did I say about tempting. Of course I want the juicy tales BUT more importantly I have to vet this lady and see she measures up my Ralph! xx


  4. That is funny. I thought you changed your mind looking for a man than a woman when I see the title of the blog. Whew! I thought I should skip replying to this post πŸ˜‰

    To the last question about you are going to fine a person from the online dating, I would say you have some chances there (than here). The place is designed for the liked minds to come together. So you are in the right playing field.

    Very best Ralph πŸ™‚


    • Hi YC πŸ˜€ LOL.
      Noooooo !! A man !! Never !!
      I really do hope I’m in the right playing field. Mind you, people want different things out of a relationship. Me ? I’ll take anything going πŸ˜‰ Have a great day my friend. Ralph πŸ˜€


  5. Hi Handsome…….Lol! Loved this post!!! As one single friend of mine once said, “Nobody’s going to come knocking on your door while you’re tucked in watching television at night.”
    Keep us posted Ralph!


    • Hi ASL πŸ˜€ So true !! One has got to get out there and strut their stuff. Me, on the other hand, it’s a kind of shuffle. Keep you posted ? No time for that !! Curvy Curtains has just given me a wink πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Curvy Curtains, now there’s a name I have yet to adopt. Yowsa! Good luck!
        Just wanted to let you know that you’ve inspired a blog that’s to be posted tomorrow and I’ve linked to your blog. Wishing you a sea of good women to choose from!


      • Wow. I am so looking forward to your tomorrow’s post. Knowing you it’s going to be a good one. I’ll thank you for the link once I’ve read it. Oooh ! I am sooo excited !!


      • Thank you so much for the Trackback ASL. I’ll be right over to have a look at your post ❀


    • Hello dear Resa πŸ˜€ Is it ? Is it dangerous ? Really ? What in the heck are we talking about my friend ? Ralph xox ❀


      • Okay, I re – read, and it seems you are dating, not internet dating.
        Oh Ralph, you are so adorable and it’s scary out there in internet date space. I just want you to be happy, and be careful. β™₯β™₯


      • Oh Resa, you are so sweet to care about me, but don’t worry, I am the Indiana Jones of online dating. Danger is my middle name, next to Jelly Legs πŸ˜‰ heehee
        Have fun my friend. I am looking forward in seeing your next creation ❀


  6. Hi Ralph… I wish you conquer many hearts, as per usual

    Best wishes, xo Aquileana πŸ˜›


    • Oh Amalia, you are so sweet as usual. Love you !! Ralph xox ❀


  7. Well, maybe just “one” heart…β™₯ It is up to you…
    Cheers always, Aquileana πŸ˜‰


    • There is a special room in my heart for you where you can drink the wine of Bacchus, serenaded by Pan and all your mythological books come alive. Pegasus awaits to fly me to the next comment ❀


  8. Ralph, I tried that a few years back…it was a bust! LOL. That said, I did meet a couple of very nice people, just not the one for me. Don’t give up!!! Ya never know what could happen.


    • Hi Belinda πŸ˜€ For me, bust is good πŸ˜‰ No I shall not give up. Have a lovely day my friend. Stay happy !! Ralph xox ❀


  9. Wonderful, Ralph! I hope you meet the woman of your dreams. Just have fun with it. Amy xoxo


    • Hi Amy πŸ˜€ I really hope I do meet her and I always have fun with it πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


  10. Now I’m scared I’m going to be held responsible for anything that goes wrong here…and I’ll have your rather large fan club after me….:-O


    • Hi Wendy πŸ˜€ Maybe I will have to thank you in the future !! Who knows !! But no blame coming your way. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Ute πŸ˜€ It’s a lot of work but I am having fun and am talking to some lovely ladies. Have fun yourself. You deserve it. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Ileana πŸ˜€ Thank you so much for your lovely comment. Ralph xox ❀


  11. Hi Ralph, I have my doubts but I wish you a bunch of luck, (hope so for you because you deserve it(her) πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ ! Have a great fun week with discovering this new world ! Xxx


    • Hi Serach πŸ˜€ Doubt no more my friend as I am sure that it or her is out there somewhere.
      Guess what arrived in the mail this morning ? You are such a sweetheart. Thank you sooooo much ❀ ❀ ❀


      • Ooooh I’m so happy that you received it, but by the way…………..hahaha the chocolate rabbit didn’t melt ( it wasn’t so clever of me to send it by post to hot Spain ??? But I liked it to send it to you for Easter, wish you a lovely evening Ralph ! ❀


      • Hi Serach πŸ˜€ I’m happy to have received it too, such a lovely gift. The rabbit was flat, very flat, but it’s chocolate so it didn’t matter. That was a really lovely surprise for me. Thank you again my friend. Ralph xox ❀


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  13. I know people who have met their husband/wife online dating. It’s your turn. Of course, be careful for those who can’t keep up with the conversation. πŸ˜‰
    Good luck! 8)


    • Hi Katie πŸ˜€ Now to get it straight in my head, I am looking for a wife, not a husband !! Oh dear !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


  14. I told you to watch out for those online ‘snoozer losers’, Darlin’. πŸ˜€ I love reading your posts in the morning. You always manage to start my day off with a laugh. Which of course makes for a great beginning to the day. You’ll find her, keep looking. πŸ™‚ Love and hugs. ❀ xoxoxo


    • Hi Elizabeth πŸ˜€ Yes you did tell me !! I look in my bathroom mirror first thing in the morning and that starts my day off with a laugh. I hope to find her (once I get all these comments answered πŸ˜‰ ) Big hugs smoochie. Ralph xox ❀


  15. Best to you on your new dating adventure. πŸ˜‰
    Whether online or off-line I hope you find someone who has as great a heart as you do.
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ You are always so sweet with your comments my friend and so nice. I am still hopping……ummm ….. hoping. Ralph xox ❀


  16. I think you’ll have more luck meeting someone online than through blogging Ralphie. People doing the online dating thing are looking for love so you’ll be swimming with lots of fishies ready to bite. I just hope you’re not one of those guys who’s looking for a 26-year-old blonde bimbo. As long as you don’t have bimbo expectations, I seriously think you’ll find someone. You’re quite the cool dude and would be a fine catch for a lot of lovely ladies. You deserve love, so I wish you lots of luck!! πŸ™‚


    • Hi Celeste πŸ˜€

      26-year-old blonde bimbo ?? Now why didn’t I think of that !! I’ll leave the 85 year old grannies alone then πŸ˜‰

      You are so sweet. Thank you for your lovely comment my friend. Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Lumar πŸ˜€ Thank you. Yes, you never know !! Ralph xox ❀


  17. Tell them you have a butler and a sports car….they love that! P/S and that you eat cake with REAL silver forks…


    • Hi Liz πŸ˜€ Okay. I’ll tell them all that plus the cakes come from a specialist with royal approval πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi LB. I had looked into it. Other than activities for children there is yoga classes !! With my health, that would kill me !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


    • Hi Etink πŸ˜€ Are you absolutely, absolutely positively sure ? πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀


  18. Dear friend Ralph,

    Hang in there! You just never know when the “right” one will come along. I met my dear husband through a blind date. Who knew? This was way before the Internet dating scene. I had always vowed to never go on another blind date, yet I went on this one. And, as they say, the rest is history. πŸ™‚



    • Hi Nancy πŸ˜€
      What a wonderful story. You better keep reminding Mr Ken aka Grumpy of this πŸ˜‰
      I’m hanging in there !! Just πŸ˜€
      Ralph xox ❀


  19. Lol Ralph, look at all comments you are receiving here. Even if you met your online dream, how would you even have time with the amount of people you have to entertain here? xo


    • Hi Debby πŸ˜€ I know !! If, and I say, if an attachment is made, I will have to back right off with flirting etc and become normal. BORING !! Ralph xox ❀


  20. Obviously the woman was a robot. But you should have checked to see just how functional the robot was.


    • Hi Mary πŸ˜€ Good heavens, you think of things I would never have thought was possible πŸ˜‰
      Would you like to be my back room girl of the Bluefish Way Think Tank for future posts and comments. There is no pay, just curly bread and moldy cheese for the executive buffet suite dinner. Sign here !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  21. Your journey towards love and happy ever afterwards is going to be a blast – don’t give up, Handsome, you’ll find your lady, I know you will xox


    • Hi Julita πŸ˜€ Those are really sweet words of hope. Thank you so much my friend. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀


  22. Hey Ralph,
    First, just knowing YOU or as much as one can know from blogging… I know the sweet personality first. I have gotten to tour a virtual tour of your place and seen photos of birthday parties. I know along with your smashing good looks and wit and charm that your Australian accent is not going to hurt ANYTHING!!! LOL. I also know that my cousin who is very successful and I think cute! Found her husband ten years ago or so who is a Psychologist (she owns her own marketing business) on an online dating deal…. At first I thought…. Seriously Oh cuzzz of mine??? And I know she would tell me that there were some not so great experiences… but in the end… she actually found an amazing guy and in turn I KNOW he found an amazing woman! I’ve known her all my life. LOL. Soooo the taboo of on line dating is not like it used to be. Kinda like tatoos… If a girl had one it was kind of weird. Now it is kind of neat…. I don’t have one but I don’t judge people who do and I admire a lot of them. Okaaay so maybe not the greatest metaphor lol.
    did you post your dating site so we could see what you have posted? Maybe us girls could help. You could post some pictures and we will choose the ones that you should post there etc… We could help you… It might be fun!
    I am away for the weekend and I realize that this post is a month old and I have been very bad at keeping up with my own blog because I have been working on my keri’s journal blog so not sure … you could be happily in a relationship now. But I think it would be fun to help! I’m game if you are! I’ll be back in town on Wednesday! My email is crafterdi@aol.com
    You are such a sweet guy! You should have them knocking down your door!
    Taa taaaa for now


  23. Wait —- was I wrong when I said Austrailian accent? I may have been imagining you with an Austrailian accent all this time. LOL.


    • I could be your fantasy Australian Diane πŸ˜‰
      I am in fact English with a touch of Scottish thrown in to confuse me.
      Thank you so much for your long comment. I have emailed you with my reply.
      Big hug to you my friend. Ralph xox ❀


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