Well !! Did You Knock My Socks Off ??

Samantha says, " I'm Daddy's hot girl ! Women ? No chance !"
Samantha says, ” I’m Daddy’s hot girl ! Women ? No chance !”

Knock my socks off ?? Dream on Ralph !!

Did you heck !! After almost a week of waiting, after almost 150 comments, do you know what I ended up with ? I am now wearing TWO pairs of socks held up with garters & suspenders and a pair of Wellington boots full of water !!

Not one bite

Not even a nibble

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So, what am I going to do now ??

I am not going to cry.

I am not going to jump off the balcony

I am not going to call the nearest dating agency

I am not going to become Hermit Ralph. Climb the nearest mountain, find a cave, throw away all my clothes and post weekly selfies of me for the next 30 years.

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But what I may do is …..

Reblog, reblog and reblog that last post until one of you says,

“For heavens sake, Ralph. For goodness sake. SHUT UP !! I will marry you as a sacrifice, to save the sanity of all your readers. I will be a martyr. I will take that single step forward and volunteer my life for a good cause. I stand proudly before all your likers, skimmers, commenters and say, ” I DID IT FOR YOU !!”.

So, Ralph. Although I love you, please sign here, giving me your rights, your deeds and bank account and after the wedding please sign the divorce papers. Then clear off !! “

On second thoughts !! Reblogging is NOT a wise move for me. πŸ™‚

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What I will do then is …..

Carry on as before as if nothing happened. (Nothing DID happen Ralph !!)

In fact, something did happen. I have found many more true blogging friends, plus new blogging friends and now TWO bloggers who like my posts as soon as I publish. I am honoured and privileged to know you all (not in the biblical sense, but that would make my day !! πŸ™‚ ).

See you behind the bike sheds !!

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What do YOU think I should do ?

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Ralph xox ❀

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84 Comments on “Well !! Did You Knock My Socks Off ??

    • Hi Not πŸ˜€ Spain I think, or maybe an apartment. Take your pick. I didn’t mean take it !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Err πŸ˜€ It gets cold in the winter, but we soon get warm by the log burner. The grocery store delivers, but only when I’m out. Perfect for a calm, relaxing salad then πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Shey πŸ˜€ Good evening. As I am not allowed to answer you I may as just as well talk to myself, which is normal for me. I know of two, but they are taken. Only 3 1/2 billion to go then πŸ˜‰ Happy Easter toy girl. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Lol… Only 3 1/2 billion to go? Saying nowt. Just lamenting the absence of a smart one here for you. Good evening and Happy Easter to you too Alpha Man x

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  1. What to do? Enjoy yourself, do what makes you happy, love yourself and you are in the best company. Happy Easter!

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    • Good evening dear Ute πŸ˜€ Thank you so much. You are always full of wise words for me. Do I take any notice of them though ? πŸ˜‰ A very happy Easter to you and your family my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  2. LOL…you are so adorable. I love how you make me smile. πŸ˜€ What to do, what to do? Just carry on, my dear, and the right lady will fall in lap when you least expect it. Or you could change your mind and try the online dating thing. But if so, be careful of those snoozer losers. πŸ˜› love and hugs. ❀

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    • Hello Elizabeth πŸ˜€ Oh. You give me such wonderful openings !! I really do hope that the right lady who falls into my lap is not 300+ lbs and, knowing me, if I did online date, another 300+ lbs will fall into my lap. Which would mean no more smooches behind the Bluefish Way bike sheds. Now, that would be heart wrenching. Lots of love and hugs and have a happy Easter. Ralph xox ❀

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  3. Boil some eggs..it’s almost Easter… πŸ˜‰ oh Ralph, I wish I can help to get you a date..perhaps taking some short courses just to get in touch with new people?

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    • Hello Indah πŸ˜€ Happy Easter to you and your family my friend.

      There are two tiny problems with your suggestions. Firstly, I have no eggs, as my neighbour cooks for me in her home and her husband brings the food to me. Secondly, I am very tall, slim, distinguished etc. etc. and I don’t think that I would be welcome in courses for dwarves πŸ˜‰ heehee.

      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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  4. Ralph, there are always two sides of a coin. The other side is you are still unattached and can enjoy whatever you have been doing πŸ™‚

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    • Hi Tracy πŸ˜€ It’s lovely to see you commenting here again. Do men listen to the wisdom of women ?

      Have a lovely Easter my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  5. You are the Charming Prince over here at WordPress, dear Ralph..

    DonΒ΄t blush though!!… Best wishes and Happy Easter, Aquileana πŸ˜›

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    • Hello Amalia πŸ˜€

      I really do love your comments. You are so sweet. Almost edible πŸ˜‰

      And a happy holiday to you my friend. Love Ralph xox ❀

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  6. Oh my dear Ralph!
    Something is not right here.
    Someone could have great catch in you.
    But – hey – if you stay single – you stay free to mingle. πŸ˜‰
    I vote yes to the Reblog & perhaps that someone who didn’t catch the post – will catch it on a reblog. You never know…
    xx Saludos y Abrazos}

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    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ Free to mingle ? I like that !! I woke up this morning and had one of those ding-a-ling moments about reblogging. No need !! I have just advertised myself on my sidebar. It’s permanent. That should work !! A very happy Easter to you and your family my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  7. Why NOT try online dating? That way you can be a bit surer that the ladies on there are looking for love. I think maybe we all blog for different reasons, but looking for love isn’t usually one of them, but hey what do I know being a newish blogger….you do seem to have a mostly female following though, I have to say, Ralph, just looking at the blogs you follow on my right here…;-)

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    • Hi Wendy πŸ˜€ Do you know what ? I have never ever looked at online dating. Maybe when this post quietens down I’ll have a look at some local sites (if there are any). I’m settled now after many years of upheaval in my life, so i thought that finding a woman to share it would be a good thing for me.

      I hope you both have a lovely Easter.

      Another sunny, hot day. Love it ! Ralph xox ❀

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      • Okay, I submit !! This afternoon I joined a local online dating thingy. My profile has just been accepted and I am live now. See what happens. Maybe a few posts may materialise from this !! ❀

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    • Hi Gallivanta πŸ˜€ I honestly don’t know how she stands the heat under or behind the log burner. I have not lit it for a few days as it’s getting a lot warmer here. Have a lovely Easter. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Have a Happy Easter. Perhaps if you are lucky the Easter Bunny might bring you what you wish for. πŸ˜‰ If not, just enjoy a chocolate egg and some nice sunshine.

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    • Hi Official Sheri πŸ˜€

      Isn’t that called spamming ? I’d hate to see my whole blog ending up in WP spam. I couldn’t ever talk to you again and that would be a disaster for me.

      Have a lovely Easter, my Easter bunny. Ralph xox ❀

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  8. …. πŸ™‚ You made me smile again, you are amazing dear Ralph, do what makes you happy and enjoy yourself, but still I do believe your Princess is in this world, πŸ™‚ I loved your cat photograph, you know I am crazy with cats. Thank you, Happy Easter, love, nia

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    • Hi Nia πŸ˜€ That’s an idea ! Maybe my Princess is not in this world but in another dimension and being here all the time, helping me. Just a thought !!

      Samantha finds crazy places to sleep. I heard scratching from inside my wardrobe last night. She had found a spot in there when the door was open for a few seconds.

      Have a lovely Easter full of fun my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  9. Probably I’ll never learn to understand women – I was sure that there would be queues here just as before a Julio Iglesias concert – the only answer must be that modern women are more shy than they will confess – just wait cool and calm my friend… πŸ™‚

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    • Hi Drake πŸ˜€ I am still waiting. Asleep under a tree wearing my poncho and sombrero with a young lady nuzzling my neck……oh, sorry…..it’s a donkey !! Happy Easter my friend. This is for your sister <3. Ralph πŸ˜€

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    • Hi Lottie πŸ˜€ Goodness knows what “rocking up on my doorstep” means. I hope it’s legal or over 18. Hugs for Easter my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hello Sylvia πŸ˜€ Sometimes one has to dig through mud to find a diamond. I haven’t even found the mud yet πŸ˜‰ Happy Easter my friend. Ralph xox πŸ˜€ ❀

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  10. I say give up dwelling on it and when you least expect it, she will sneak up on you. Just make sure when you meet her that she is not a stalker!

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    • Hi LuAnn πŸ˜€ You’re a ⭐ !! Sneaky, but a ⭐ I just love your comments my friend. Happy Easter to both of you. Ralph xox ❀

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  11. No worries Ralph. You don’t have to do anything, many will flock to you randomly. You are such a charmer! πŸ™‚

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    • Hi Debby πŸ˜€ Not a lot of flocking going on at the moment. Probably all migrated πŸ˜‰ Have a lovely Easter weekend my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  12. πŸ™‚ You don’t have to do anything, I like you just how you are !! And I would like to wish you ” HAPPY EASTER “, enjoy, relax, make fun and eat a lot of things you like and stay with friends you like for most ! A big hug and a kiss from SΓ©rach Xxx

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    • Hello my friend πŸ˜€
      What a lovely sweet comment Serach. I think it’s time for me to have a woman in my life. I know I have everything I need in life, but a woman beside me would enhance it. A big hug and kiss for you. Happy Easter to you and your family. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Samantha & Sonic think that you are a ⭐ Binky πŸ˜€
      And Ralph thinks that Granny is a ⭐ too !! ❀ xox
      Happy Easter !!

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    • Hi LB πŸ˜€ Thank you so much. 2 dating sites now. One is Spanish. Have a lovely Easter Sunday. Ralph xox ❀

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  13. I wish, the wonder of the Resurrection bring in your soul forgiveness, reconciliation, harmony, love and joy!
    Happy Easter!
    Christ is Risen! Jesus is alive!
    Love and blessings,
    Ştefania! πŸ™‚

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  14. You’re SO dramatic Ralphie!! How many people find true love in one week. I’m a romantic at heart and I believe that your true love is out there. I just think it’s gonna take time to find her. Never give up!! Oh, and if that doesn’t work then maybe you should consider looking for a man (kidding, only kidding – hehe!). Celeste πŸ™‚

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    • Hi Celeste πŸ˜€ Are you calling me a drama queen ? Just right then for a man πŸ˜‰ I am as patient as a hopping frog dancing the salsa !! Happy Easter Sunday mi amiga. Ralph xox ❀

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  15. Well, one school of thought says that now you’ve made your intentions clear to ‘the universe’, said universe will now get busy and point you toward people, and vice versa, until the desired connection is made. Which I guess could take a while (I take it you have a comfy chair in which to wait). The widget in the side bar is a great idea! Best wishes in your search πŸ™‚

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    • Hi Hayley πŸ˜€ Welcome to my blog. Wow. Okay universe, get working *tapping fingers on my desk*. Thanks for your lovely and uplifting comment. Ralph xox ❀

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  16. Turn your blog into a book. As women flock to your book signings, you find your true love. And then you shall have another book to write. 8)
    Or not….either way keep your socks on and your toes warm. πŸ˜‰

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    • Hi Katie πŸ˜€

      A book, eh ? With pictures ?

      Well the socks are velcroed to my legs by the zilch responses. I think I’ll start dating women from Venus as there is no unattached women on this planet who are banging at my door. Or I could take up mud wrestling while I wait. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Mud wrestling…on Venus?! Hmmm. Make sure to take your camera.
        I dunno. This heart stuff is too much to ponder too long. Makes my brain sweat. Hugs. 8)

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      • Then marry me Katie !! You know you want to !

        *that’ll make her brain sweat πŸ˜€ )

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      • lol. I would be locked in a convent when I get my first proposal! Bit of an old family joke I had to add. Still growing my hair to use as a rope. =>

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      • So how is the Abbess and Rumpy Stilts then ? I’ll come and get you. Which tower in Disney World are you ?

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      • LOL Good one Katie πŸ˜€ See you in a minute on your post. ❀

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  17. Hi My Favorite Ralph, So with your socks still on, you’re going out to dig in the mud? I don’t think much of that idea. Pigs love the mud, but you don’t want to unearth a pig, for heaven’s sake, especially one that drops into your lap weighing 300+ pounds. I like the dating site idea. That’s how my friend found her husband. I met some lovely women in Delaware. My cousin Hal, at 89, thinks he can snag himself a 22 year old. He’s got them calling him from China. I don’t know. It baffled me. He doesn’t want to get married, though. Maybe that’s your problem. Maybe you should advertise that you don’t want a permanent relationship! πŸ™‚ Lots of love, MFR πŸ™‚

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