Did you heck !! After almost a week of waiting, after almost 150 comments, do you know what I ended up with ? I am now wearing TWO pairs of socks held up with garters & suspenders and a pair of Wellington boots full of water !!
Not even a nibble
I am not going to cry.
I am not going to jump off the balcony
I am not going to call the nearest dating agency
I am not going to become Hermit Ralph. Climb the nearest mountain, find a cave, throw away all my clothes and post weekly selfies of me for the next 30 years.
Reblog, reblog and reblog that last post until one of you says,
“For heavens sake, Ralph. For goodness sake. SHUT UP !! I will marry you as a sacrifice, to save the sanity of all your readers. I will be a martyr. I will take that single step forward and volunteer my life for a good cause. I stand proudly before all your likers, skimmers, commenters and say, ” I DID IT FOR YOU !!”.
So, Ralph. Although I love you, please sign here, giving me your rights, your deeds and bank account and after the wedding please sign the divorce papers. Then clear off !! “
On second thoughts !! Reblogging is NOT a wise move for me. 🙂
Carry on as before as if nothing happened. (Nothing DID happen Ralph !!)
In fact, something did happen. I have found many more true blogging friends, plus new blogging friends and now TWO bloggers who like my posts as soon as I publish. I am honoured and privileged to know you all (not in the biblical sense, but that would make my day !! 🙂 ).
See you behind the bike sheds !!
Ralph xox ❤
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