Father O’Ralph. “Let Us Play !!”

You knew this was coming !!

I have achieved many accomplishments since I began blogging. A baker, farmer, psychiatrist, surgeon and now I have decided to become Father O’Ralph (for this post).

The idea was triggered by a post in Honk if you’re a vegan I have been stalking following Celeste for a while now. Her latest post Was Noah really vegan in which she said:

“Genesis 1:29-30 tells us that human and non-human animals alike were given plants to eat, and as you note, this is reiterated in the ninth verse of the second chapter. Genesis 2:18-19 implies that animals were made to be friends or companions to humans. Taken together, these verses strongly suggest peace between God’s human and non-human creatures, prior to the fall.”

So, being me, I had to have fun with this. I commented :

f1

Celeste’s response was the key to me becoming Father O’Ralph with a dirty habit

gold_bar_separator

Ideal for the Church of O'Ralph
Ideal for the Church of O’Ralph

Notice Board

My church COO !! or Church of O’Ralph can be found adjacent to the Tea Rooms in Bluefish Way.

Any Nigerian visitors may leave their $17 million donations in the offertory box.

My congregation may congregate.

I do not do births, deaths or marriages but I am available to visit for tea and a piece of crumpet.

The confessional is open 24/7 in comments. Only juicy confessions heard or I’ll get bored. We’ll all get bored !!

Will the flower arrangers place flowers in the vases with the heads upward and not in the water.

There will be a choir practice at 7pm tonight. Please go somewhere else to practice.

Will the parents of our youngest organist Jimmy ask him to stop playing with his organ during my sermon.

gold_bar_separator

So, time for some fun !!  Ask any question to Father O’Ralph and I will try to reply with a fun scripture, King James Version.

Any theological points or sermons that I am bad, naughty, irreverent and should be sent to hell, will be trashed because I KNOW I AM !!

gold_bar_separator

So, what is your question my son or daughter ?

or

Do you have juicy confession for Father O’Ralph ?

gold_bar_separator

Father O’Ralph xox ❤

gold_bar_separator

48 Comments on “Father O’Ralph. “Let Us Play !!”

    • Hi Doris 😀
      Ecc_2:1 I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure.
      Hugs Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  1. I have an important question for you Father O’ Ralph. You know that I have many husbands, and I’m wondering if I’m going to burn in hell fire for this?

    Like

    • Hi Celeste 😀

      Joh_4:18 For thou hast had five husbands…..
      Psa_139:8 ……. if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there. (hehe)

      So cosy 😉 Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

    • Hi YC 😀
      Job_41:5 Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou bind him for thy maidens?
      Is that juicy enough for you my friend ? 😉
      Father O’Ralph 😀

      Like

  2. LOL… Irreverent? Yes. But of God? I don’t think so. Although your post does give me cause to blush a bit, I appreciate its satire. 😉

    Like

    • Hi Rene 😀

      Isa_1:18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

      Oh dear, Rene. I’ve caused you to blush again, and again, and again !! It will all work out well for us. You’ll see. Big hug. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  3. Oh, dear lord, I didn’t know you were my father! (You called me ‘daughter’) What WAS my mother thinking of? oxo ❤

    Like

    • Hi Yvonne 😀

      Gen_20:12 And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife.

      It gets complicated, so we must keep this as a family secret. I am sure your mother must have enjoyed my missionary work. Most young ladies did !! 😉

      Big hug to my new found daughter (any more out there ?? 😉 ) Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  4. Father O’ Ralph… I am a complete sinner. How can I start with this confession?… Good one my friend, best wishes, Aquileana 🙂

    Like

    • Hello Aquileana 😀

      Son 2:14 O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the secret places of the stairs, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely.

      Just the juicy bits, please, my friend. Hugs. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  5. Oh, dear. I just had an email from my niece Alida. Her padded green envelope has arrived, and her jealous husband is asking probing questions about this Ralph fellow who lives in Spain. You may find her on your doorstep ant day now. But, that’s OK, she’s gorgeous, and she likes cats. 🙂

    Like

    • Hi Yvonne, my daughter 😀

      Jdg_19:26 Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man’s house where her lord was, till it was light.
      Luk_22:12 And he shall shew you a large upper room furnished: there make ready.

      I have no idea who this Ralph from Spain is !!
      Hugs. Father O’Ralph (from Spain) xox ❤

      Like

    • Hi dear Nia 😀

      Son 7:6 How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

      Have a fun day my friend. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

    • Hello Gallivanta, my friend 😀 I have just been to Walmart. This should be enough for this week’s shopping 😉

      1Ki_5:11 And Solomon gave Hiram twenty thousand measures of wheat for food to his household, and twenty measures of pure oil: thus gave Solomon to Hiram year by year.

      Big hug. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  6. Father O’Ralph, this is brilliant. To be sure. I am going to come to confession but I am busy making up a sex shanty sorry sea shanty and just waiting for the Nigerian visitors so I can get the millions out the box.

    Like

    • Hi Shehanne 😀

      Isa_27:2 In that day sing ye unto her, A vineyard of red wine. 😉
      Gen_31:27 Wherefore didst thou flee away secretly, and steal away from me; and didst not tell me, that I might have sent thee away with mirth, and with songs, with tabret, and with harp? (and the millions 😉 )

      I need to work on you a lot my friend. Hugs. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

      • T’was the millions that did it Father O’Ralph. So I could have vineyards a plenty and get trolleyed all day long….

        Like

      • As I said my friend. I am going to have to really work on you. See me in the vestry !! 😉

        Like

  7. father o’ralph, there are just too many sins to list, can i just say one prayer as penance to cover them all and move on?

    Like

    • Hello Beth 😀

      Job_16:2 I have heard many such things…….
      1Ki_11:1 But king Solomon loved many strange women……
      Deu_7:13 And he will love thee, and bless thee, and multiply thee…..

      Certainly. You may say one prayer in Penzance, Cornwall, England 😉
      Big hug. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  8. Merhaba Ralph 🙂
    senin güzel dostluk için çok teşekkür ederim
    mutlu ve hoş bir hafta sonu diliyorum…sevgi ile kalın 🙂

    Like

    • Merhaba Seçil. Ne kadar da tatlı gelir ve bu tür sözler söylemek ziyaret etmek. Sana bir eğlenceli, fantastik ve güneşli bir hafta sonu olacak umuyoruz arkadaşım. Hugs. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  9. As much as I try to behave – it’s not always easy & sometimes my evil twin takes over. And – it ain’t pretty. What to do?
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx

    Like

    • Hello dear RoSy (1 or 2 ? ) 😀

      Son_4:5 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

      NO ! NAUGHTY !! Not that one Father O’Ralph ! This one >>>>>

      Mat_6:3 But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:

      Big hug my friend. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  10. I hope you can help me, Father Ralph. We have very cute priest in our community. He shall remain nameless but his initial is R. He’s new to the calling and I can’t seem to stop talking about smooching to him. I’m afraid this may hinder his good deeds. What do you think, how do I get all this smooching with the new priest off my mind? Help!

    Like

  11. Hello Elizabeth 😀 This is an extreme case of smittenness, for thou art smitten. I should take these following words to heart and go forth and multiply…… or add,subtract or divide 😉

    Son_1:2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.

    I think you should also see me in the vestry as this is serious and this smooching needs to be tested before I make my decision on how not to help you. I am sure that it’s no hindrance to his good deeds. Big smooch. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

    Like

    • Hi Lumar 😀 I’m glad you smiled. Have a lovely weekend. Father O’Ralph xox 😀

      Like

    • Hi Debby 😀 Thank you so much for realising that I am hysterical. Love Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

  12. I’m coming for tea and a crumpet, Ralph!! Have ’em ready. You know how my mood gets when I’m hungry.

    Like

  13. Dominus Vobiscum! I know it’s not a sin, it’s not juicy. However as a veggie, I can attest to the fact that there are many juicy fruits (including tomatoes). 😉 🙂

    Like

    • Hi Resa 😀 Thou art perfect in the eyes of Father O’Ralph. Go thee hence and savour the taste of banana and grapes for thy sustenance. 😎 Hugs from Father O’Ralph xox 😀 ❤

      Like

  14. Dear father O’Ralph, I wish I lived closer so I could come to confess me in that gorgeous building I saw on the picture……hahaha ! loved this post and you have really a lot a fabulous fantasy 🙂 ! Have a splendid new week friend !

    Like

    • Hello my daughter 😀 Yes. I do enjoy my fantasy posts. Such fun comments including yours Serach. Hugs. Father O’Ralph xox ❤

      Like

dreamshadow59

A great WordPress.com site

Rhode Island Armenians

OVER 10,000 STRONG!!!

Positive Side Of The Coin

Not just live and let live, but live and help live

LOST IN SPACE FIRESIDE

A Galaxy of Rewind

Freedom Through Empowerment

Taking ownership of your life brings power to make needed changes. True freedom begins with reliance on God to guide this process and provide what you need.

I've Got Cake

|| Food vs. Style||

arwenaragornstar

A French girl's musings...

Scenic Writer's Shack

Creativity Spoken Here

Penang Local

Penang Island Local Travel Guide

valeriedavies

Author of The Sound of Water and other books

Photobooth Journal

A life in a photobooth.

anotherdayinparadise

Travels in Paradise

Blessed with a Star on the Forehead

As I navigate through this life ...

Little Lilly Meets the World

Every step is a memory

Mihran Kalaydjian's Official Blog

Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else’s. Billy Wilder

Travelling with Lyn

My experiences in Italy and the world

Le ricette di Laura.

Se nessuno ti vede mentre lo mangi, quel dolce non ha calorie.

Truly Madly Ordinary

Stories From The Heart.Emotions,and adventures of an Italian woman in Ireland

Butterfly Sand

Curiosity run amok . . .

A Day in the Brine

Unkempt Mind dribbling in the seethe

Welcome To Nicki © 2018

Just Another WordPress.com site..

Pacific Paratrooper

This WordPress.com site is Pacific War era information

larisanineldesignillustration.wordpress.com/

Illustration is the passion of my life!

My Window

Sharing my thoughts, poems, travel & art

Significant Anonymity

Opinions are mine, thoughts are yours, comments most welcome. ZERO affiliates, paid advertisers or political partners. Nine years and still here.

Widdershins Worlds

WRITING LESBIAN FICTION, SCIENCE FICTION, AND FANTASY, SINCE THE 20TH CENTURY

Baffled Mum

Laughter makes Life easier!

Charliecountryboy's Blog

My reflections of life in general.

Curmudgeon at Large

Short bursts of curmudgeonry on any topic.

Empty Nest Adventures

Life after the kids are grown

Think Ahead

Des' Online Journal

The Cvillean

The adventures of little read writing Hood

Julia Streetstyle Blog

Fashion Blogger, Designer, Globetrotter

OVER THE HILL on the YELLOW BRICK ROAD

Growing older with silliness, high spirits and a lot of heart.

Blog Woman!!! - Life Uncategorized

Mother, Nehiyaw, Metis, & Itisahwâkan - career communicator. This is my collection of opinions, stories, and the occasional rise to, or fall from, challenge. In other words, it's my party, I can fun if I want to. .................................................................. Artwork by aaronpaquette.net

Walking With Scars

My daily dance through a creative life as a female artist and photographer with lifelong depression.

the incurable dreamer

my dreams are my disease, chasing them my only option

My Hearing Loss Story

This is my story about my experience of sudden sensorineural hearing loss and how it affects my life.

BulanLifestyle.com

Welcome to my Art and Lifestyle Blog. Follow my adventures as a Bohemian artist.

Surprising Lives

Discover Life: Incredible People, Places, And Our World!

Out an' About

Loving Life On and Off the Tracks

MagickMermaid

Day-Dreamer, Moon-Gazer, Confirmed Contrarian, Artist, Frustrated Cartoonist, Traveler, Perennial Fish Out of Water

Skinny and Single

Single and Almost 50 and Not Suicidal About It

Cruise Stories

cruise ship adventures

%d bloggers like this: