My Mind Has Gone Blank !!

OMG !! I am well overdue in writing a post and my mind has gone totally blank. How can I write a post when I have nothing to talk to you about ?

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olkj (that was Samantha walking across my keyboard)

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Is it because of >>>>>

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LETTERS

1) Yippee ! My pension has increased by €3 a week. What shall I do with my new found wealth ?

2) A TAC scan of my sinuses in May. Now, that really gets up my nose !!

3) A 3 hour round trip to Malaga for an electroencefalograma in May. If I could say that I would have no need for an electroencefalograma, but it’s all about the fibre optics between my eyes and brain. Maybe I should upgrade to wifi !!

4) My bank has a great deal. No interest this year on my deposit/savings account, but their charges for the account has increased. So I give them money. A great deal !! I must put some more money in there.

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COMMENTS

1) I have spent many happy hour commenting about a lady (huh !!) blogger’s undies.

2) I wrote a book in a comment and edited out 20,000 words.

3) Your green envelopes have arrived and you loved the contents

4) I was expecting a moose as a gift from Canada, but it’s something else on its way. A female Mountie perhaps ?

5) My Notifier is chock-a-block with comments to reply to. I must get a life !!

6) I am now Father O’Ralph. Juicy confessions only please.

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EMAILS

1) I have bought loads of “stuff” on the internet. Please tell us about your shopping experience it will only take 15 seconds. I don’t want to. Okay. We have some great camera offers which you might like to buy. I don’t want to buy anything else thank you. Okay, well, how about our new range of bras ? I suppose I could keep my camera snuggled up in a bra. Buy !!!

2) I have $17 million in the bank for you. Then bloody well send it to me !!

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So, sorry, I have nothing for a post.

Any Ideas ??

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Ralph xox ❀

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85 Comments on “My Mind Has Gone Blank !!

  1. Father O’Ralph, d’ere’s d’is blogger who sometimes makes naughty comments about….undies… and shamed I am to foind meself replyin’….

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    • Hello Shehanne πŸ˜€ You have been a naughty, naughty toy girl. Off to the nunnery with you. I’ll be around later πŸ˜‰ Father O’Ralph xox ❀

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  2. You don’t need anything to talk about to be interesting – you are just one of those unique individuals. By the way – don’t spend that increase all in one place…
    [I know that’s an old line, but I couldn’t resist. O_o]

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    • Hi GP πŸ˜€
      Unique ? Maybe so. I don’t think humanity could handle another me, or even want to !!
      Okay. I won’t spend it all in one place. I’ll donate it to COR !! (Church Of Ralph).
      Have a lovely week my friend. Ralph πŸ˜€

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  3. [chuckle] You are so imaginative and make something out of ‘nothing’. Care to share the results of your scans?

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    • Hi Rene πŸ˜€ Thank you my friend. I am due these tests at the end of May and, of course, I’ll share the results with you. Why ? Do you want to operate ? Now that’s an idea for a post. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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      • [chuckle] I’m no surgeon, although I can operate many things and have been told I should be a nurse or a masseuse. I’ve considered becoming a physical therapist’s assistant, but circumstances have hindered that pursuit. I want to know, because I want you sticking around a bit longer, and even though I can’t operate, I can pray, right? Hugs. Rene ❀

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      • Thanks for your prayers my friend. You are so kind.

        As for you,,sometimes we are dealt a hand which we really didn’t want to see, but there is always a reason for it. I am sure that you are making the best of your life from the little I know about you. Hugs back. ❀

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      • Yes, we all have either gone through something, are going through something, or will go through something at some point. And sometimes we go through several somethings all at once. It isn’t always easy, but it’s nice knowing we’re not alone, and I am grateful for God’s grace and mercy in my life. ❀

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      • I hope very soon that your “something/s” become really great something/s and then you can follow your dreams. ❀

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  4. LOL..I have big smile on my face when reading this. You are a creative writer!..Look if my mind goes blank, you will find a blank page on my blog :))

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    • Hi Indah πŸ˜€ Wow. Now that’s original. A blank page. An idea, vacant, but an idea. Big hug. Ralph xox ❀

      PS. Love your photos of your city !!

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    • Hi Lottie πŸ˜€
      The Father maybe my next fun post. Thanks for the idea. Your 10% is in the offertory box. πŸ˜‰
      Isn’t the weather great. Hot,hot and hot.
      Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Paulette πŸ˜€ I just love it when you say “moi” in that little French way of yours. Whew. My mind has not gone blank now. Hugs back. Ralph xox ❀

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  5. They should just send the increase straight to the bank manager and save you the trouble.
    Will you be taking your camera bra to Israel? Careful in security checks. πŸ˜‰

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    • Hello Anonymous from bright house NETWORKS, Brandon, Florida, United States. I would have spammed you as I have to be really careful nowadays. But I googled your IP address and you are not spam so I have taken a chance and approved your comment.

      The increase does come to my bank, but the bank manager hasn’t cottoned on to your wily plan.

      Do I have to wear a camera bra to go on holiday. I am not up to date with modern travel requirements.

      Please tell me your name next time which will help me so much Katie. Ralph xox ❀

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      • Ha, tis me… New updates to phone apps has rendered me nameless. Interesting and weird info on where my IP comes from. 8)

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      • Oh. There you are Katie !! Back again to your normal self !! If you’re not sure, Google “is this IP xxxxxxx spam ?” I ignored the fact that the reply came back, “you want to watch her, be careful !!” πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€

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      • lol. Good to know spam detection. I’m still trying to find myself. Guess I should have asked Google. Hehe. 8)

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      • Well, I found you. It’s not too difficult. Oh and don’t go googling yourself in public πŸ˜‰

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  6. Well at least I know you’re still alive, Ralph. πŸ˜€ I’ve also won obscene amounts of money on the internet. Can’t decide what to spend it on. To have a blank mind must be very unstressful. I want one. πŸ˜€

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    • Hi Sylvia πŸ˜€

      Ah ha. I could be a ghost writer……. Still alive ? Who’s been spreading rumours ? πŸ˜‰ hehe

      I know !! The internet is flowing with money. You could have anotherday3paradise with all that wealth πŸ˜‰

      Blank minds are free with a special offer of two for the price of one this week.

      Big hug my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  7. I must confess…It was I, Father Ralph, and not Shehanne,
    who started the undie kerfuffle. I’m ashamed. (not really)
    I beg you, please (yes really) send me to the nunnery instead of her.
    It’ll be the a welcome vacation away from my hometown of Chaos.
    I will even promise to wear undies (maybe) if sent there.
    Signed,
    CeeLee the Wearer of The Wadded Undies

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    • Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, and another tut for luck !! It’s Father O’Ralph !!

      Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, and another tut for being a naughty CeeLee !!

      Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, and another tut for kerfuffling your undies !!

      Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, and another tut for begging for it …… for me to send you instead.
      Okay. If I can save one soul from undie dilemmas then so be it. Go, my child, and tell Shehanne that she is spared.

      Father O’Ralph xox ❀

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      • Thank you πŸ˜‰
        I shall shout it for all the world to hear.
        ahem…
        “Shehanne! Father Ralph says you can go home now. Get out of the nunnery and be sure to take yer undies with you!”
        Or something like that lol

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      • Perfect CeeLee. I couldn’t have shouted it better myself πŸ˜‰ LOL

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    • Hi YC πŸ˜€ It would be nice to at least give enough interest to cover their charges. Oh well, maybe I should put my money under the mattress. It’ll be cheaper πŸ˜‰ Ralph πŸ˜€

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    • It really was blank when I started this post. Honestly !! Thanks for your lovely comment Heila. Hugs to you dear friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  8. You are hilarious! I think I like it better when your mind goes blank. πŸ˜‰ I got a chuckle out of the cat walking across the keyboard, too. And banks are such ripoffs. But at least you got a pension increase. Go YOU!!

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    • Hi Loving πŸ˜€ Wow. What a comment ! Thank you so much ! I haven’t a clue about what you wrote here as my mind has gone blank again πŸ˜‰ hehe. Love to you Loving. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Mirna πŸ˜€ Thank you so much for your advice my friend. Now, I was going into the kitchen for something. Beats me what for !! Ralph xox ❀

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  9. Hi Ralph, great to have 3 Euros more each week, I should put them apart to have some extra travel money for when you will be in Israel, (when are you leaving ?) you always can talk about your favourite food in Spain and your neighbours and friends or how’s spring at your beautiful place ! Wish you a very lovely rest of the week, kisses of SΓ©rach πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ !

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    • Hi SΓ©rach πŸ˜€ With 3 whole euros I could visit Italy and probably buy Italy, Spain & Portugal !! πŸ˜‰
      I am travelling to Israel in the first week of July.
      What wonderful ideas for me to consider.
      I hope you are not posting my friend, as I have unfollowed you. Big hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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      • So you can save some Euros for when you are going there ! And no I’m not posting any-more, I do a lot of other things like walking long distances and prepare good food for my family πŸ™‚ ! Have a great Friday friend ! Xxx

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      • Sounds as if it’s a good thing to get away from blogging Serach as it can become addictive. Have a lovely evening my friend. ❀

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      • Addictive in a special kind of way πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ ! Many hugs and a Happy weekend Ralp ❀

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    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ I enjoy your everythings for a comment πŸ˜€ Lots of hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Abby πŸ˜€ Your post is completely unexpected. Thank you so much. I am glad that you like the items. Ralph xox ❀

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  10. i think it’s good that you’ve emptied all of this out of your head and you live such a wild life, no way i could ever compete )

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    • Hi Beth πŸ˜€ Maybe so !! Emptying a blank brain was amazing. So much forgotten debris in there πŸ˜‰
      Wild ? Ah, feral Ralph, you’ve found me out !!
      Hugs to you my friend. Ralph xox ❀

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  11. Maybe you could share with me €1.50 a week. I am already planning what I’ll do with my 50% share LOL…

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    • Hi Liz πŸ˜€

      Take it all. All €3 euros. As I like to give to the kneady.

      Love. Father O’Ralph xox ❀

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  12. Lol Ralph, even your ‘nothing’ to say is entertaining. Always nice to land here for a smile. Be well! πŸ™‚

    Debby

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  13. Haha! I have had those days where I feel I have nothing left to say. Only you could write such an entertaining post having nothing to say. πŸ™‚

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    • Hi LuAnn πŸ˜€ That is a really sweet thing to say about nothing to say. I must say, for someone with nothing to say says a lot about her. So say I. Have a lovely day I say. Hugs. Ralph xox ❀

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    • Hi Elizabeth πŸ˜€ Shush. Don’t tell everyone that you found me out. I suppose you are going to blackmail me now to do anything that you fancy. πŸ˜‰ Ralph ❀ ❀

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  14. This is so strange, I am going backwards in dates and find posts that I know I liked before… Sorry maybe when I pushed the button, it didn’t register? Take care and hugs, from your pal, Robin

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    • Hi Robin πŸ˜€ Welcome to my little corner of madness πŸ˜‰

      You can push my button any time my friend.

      Hugs galore. Ralph xox ❀

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