I had the results today of the MRI Scan and they found nothing in my brain
that’s what gives me that vacant look but found a big problem in my sinuses and optics. So I have to go for another TAC scan in May for my nose and tests in Malaga for the cables between my eyes and brain. Once those are sorted I will be taking aggressive treatment for the Lewis Sumner (vibrating hands). So my Neurologist is going aggressive on me. I prefer submissive women, but beggars can’t be choosers 😉
For those who are new to my blog (you need to get a life 😉 ) I have been diagnosed as having:
One: Parkinsons’ (no cure)
Wrong !!! Two: Genetic (take tablets)
Wrong !!! Three: Lewis Sumner (possibly)
Four: Let’s diversify and go for the nose and eyes
I reckon I could do better !!
highly self trained as Dr Ralph. PhUn. Psychiatrist and recently I went on a 3 year minute course to become the best sturgeon Bluefish Way has ever had
Surgeon NOT sturgeon !!
I began simply by learning anatomy
I trained hard, working day and night
Found out all about being a doctor
I went on a specialist class
And learned all about the skeleton
I became more advanced
As I was taught by the finest medical professors
Eventually I performed my first operation. I was so nervous !!
Eventually I became fully qualified
Here are my certificates:
I am so proud of them. They will be hung…..
I have set up my practice. Got some new examination couches
I have a highly trained support team
And I imagine my first patient will be
My first patient lost his head in the local supermarket and I sewed it back with a lovely cross stitch
My second patient looked promising and I gave her some corn for her pigeon toes
And my latest…..ooh la la !!
Didn’t quite turn out to be what I expected
(Credits; Images from Mr Google and contributors. Thank you so much)
I see you are next. Now, what can I do for you ?
Dr Ralph xox 😀
While you are waiting, please click on my patient calming fish tank to feed the fish.