7 Brides For 7 Bro……..eeek……… One Ralph !!

After our lovely Valentine’s Day out I asked you what you felt about it and you replied:


You were queuing up to marry me


Seven of you want to marry me including someone’s Great Gran. πŸ˜‰

I just hope and pray that the seven of you are not amongst the twelve who have psychoanalysts πŸ˜‰

So is a June wedding on ?

As I don’t know you, it would have to be one of those Indian arranged marriages. You arrange it and I’ll get married πŸ˜‰


I will have to think about the implications !!

Ralph thinking !!
Ralph thinking !!


As we are now engaged, each of you would need a rock on your finger


And maybe some gold bling



I’d need a bigger place to live


With a small walk-in wardrobe for your clothes…….


……Evening wear…….


…….Day wear……..


…….And shoes.


I hope not to trip over your trainers when you’ve finished jogging !!



I would definitely need a bigger bed


Plus somewhere to watch your favourite soap


And somewhere for me to hide when I’m in the doghouse !!



It would have to be a quiet wedding


(Credits: Thank you Mr Google and contributors for these fine photos)


Now I am starting to panic !!


Many of my local friends tell me to stay as I am, single, as women are trouble !!

Are you trouble ?? Or is a June wedding on ??


Ralph xox πŸ™‚


73 Comments on “7 Brides For 7 Bro……..eeek……… One Ralph !!

  1. Good luck, Ralph the champ… πŸ™‚

    Seven brides are only hard work
    – and seven mother in laws… πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

    Talking seven brides and the video
    so actually I like their dress
    – but please don’t tell anyone else… “lol lol” πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰


    • Hi Drake πŸ˜€
      Oh dear !! I forgot about the 7 mother-in laws AND their families !!
      My lips are sealed. No one will ever know that you like the way they dress. I agree with you anyway πŸ˜€
      Ralph πŸ˜€


  2. Chef Ralpho, I think you need to get your skates on; June is not so far away. Things to do, plans to be made, a venue to be found. You never fail to make me chuckle but dearest, be careful what you wish for! Hugs, Lottie xox


    • Hello Lottie πŸ˜€ Bit of a problem. I have no idea who to marry, where to marry, how to marry or even why to marry. June could even be a nice girl !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  3. Am I reading you right that you want to marry all 7? That is pretty aggressive… Hmm, you may need many more set of polls from those to settle all of the concerns you have πŸ™‚

    At any rate, don’t panic you are a lucky man πŸ™‚


    • Hi YC πŸ˜€ Yes. All seven, as I would hate to upset the other 6 brides-to-be and their mother-in-laws πŸ˜‰ I don’t think aggressive is the word…….more like stupid πŸ˜‰
      Ralph πŸ˜€



  4. Women are trouble! Especially when in packs. Of course, they are worth it. Maybe just get 7 small houses-one on each continent. πŸ˜‰


    • Hi Katie πŸ˜€ Uh oh !! My worst fears confirmed. Trouble !! I wonder what a pack of women are called ? A “Gossip” perhaps ? 7 small houses incontinence would be one solution I suppose πŸ˜‰ Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Why thank you Cindy. I am so pleased that you enjoy watching me squirm πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  5. please let me know asap, as i would like to attend but will have to increase my workouts in order to get ready for your june wedding.


    • Hi Beth πŸ˜€ OMG. Are you a willing participant in my June wedding ? As a bride, or serving drinks ? πŸ˜‰ hehe. I tip well on both accounts πŸ˜‰ Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • i would like to be your bartender, i’ll serve up a special ‘bluefish cocktail’ to your guests, then after perfuming a karaoke version of kung fu fighting, i would like to just mingle and dance.


      • I do hope the bluefish cocktail is not a Mickey “Fin”, Beth ? Oh, forget everything else, it’s the perfuming a karaoke version of kung fu fighting that I’m looking forward to πŸ˜‰


      • oh, you have nothing to fear from my cocktails, it is the karaoke you should fear )


    • Hi Loving πŸ˜€ Are you sure that it’s the songs that make you swoon……it could perhaps be me !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi Celeste πŸ˜€ It sure is !! And it’s a real diamond !! Ralph xox πŸ˜€
      PS. Lord WordPress and Lady Dot Com have thrown me another wobbly. They are saying in my Microsoft Outlook Inbox that you (and all other commenters) are liking on Heila’s blog “Crazy Schizophrenia, Crippling OCD, and an Enthusiastic Mother” instead of “Bluefish Way”. At least your Like came to the right place. I love blogging with WP πŸ˜‰



      • Cooool – We’re in this together Ralph!
        (I’m sure my son will be more than happy to share his anti-psychotic pills with WP πŸ™‚ )


      • Like ships in the night Heila. We blended for a while and with the help of your son’s tablets, WP resumed normal service……until next time πŸ˜‰ xox


    • *fanning you* Wake up Elizabeth !!

      I should have only published the rock and closet in this post to get you ladies in such a state πŸ˜‰ I’m so sad that no one has owned up to wanting to marry me. It looks like the wedding is off πŸ˜₯ Never mind. I could always marry myself πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • My, darling Ralph…If I were a single lady I’d come knocking at your door with home made apple pie and a bottle of champagne. We’d have a lovely June wedding. Or maybe I’d better bring two bottles to get you in the mood to propose. After all, you know how much trouble I am, so you would probably be a little reluctant. πŸ˜‰


      • Elizabeth !!! You’re married !! You can’t call me darling !! Oh. All right then ……. but we’re only flirting okay ? Hang on a minute, there’s someone at the door. I can smell apple pie and hear a cork popping. I wonder who that can be ? πŸ˜‰


  6. When you got it – you got it. And – YOU got IT!

    Well – if you do go through with the BIG wedding – don’t forget to invite me. I have my dancing shoes on stand-by. πŸ˜‰
    But – if you ask me … I’d stay far away from a multi-spouse relationship. A relationship between two seems complicated enough. Why multiply it by 6 more?

    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ Well, I tried !! I have had no offers, but many want to come for the dancing and most are putting me off the idea completely, including you my friend. Anyway life for me is complicated enough on my own πŸ˜‰ Big hugs. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  7. You didn’t enclose for adopting you but after see all these beautiful promises when we will get marry I maybe think about to marry πŸ™‚ you too and don’t worry I don’t luck you up in the doghouse, ( that imagine was so hilarious) ! No dear Ralph lets’ get serious, stay single because otherwise you will be in great trouble ! <3<3<3


    • Hello Serach πŸ˜€ What a lovely comment. Thank you so much. I must also thank you for putting me off the idea of getting married. I definitely do not like the thought of ending up in great trouble. You are no trouble, are you my friend ? πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hello my Valentina πŸ˜€ Thank you so much for your wise comment. I feel that stupidity is triumphant over sanity in this case. Have a lovely day my friend. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  8. I”l have the gold bling and the castle thank you, because my great gran is marrying you. What the heck I’ve to get something for delivering such a fine lady…..enjoy the wedding!


    • Hi Liz πŸ˜€ Thank heavens for that !! I have got one bride at last !! I hope she is still alive πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Ah !! I seem to have forgotten about cleaning and heating. I would make a useless house husband πŸ˜‰ And have I got to keep them happy as well ? This is getting too complicated for me πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  9. Wow, you go all out Ralph! But I would expect nothing less from you. Did you get married? Am I invited?? I hope all is well. I’ve enjoyed your emails. Love, Amy xox


    • Hi dear Amy πŸ˜€ No, I didn’t get married as no one owned up !! Well,a couple did but they’re already married πŸ˜‰ Of course you are invited……..got a white dress ??? πŸ˜‰
      More emails just sent. Love Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi Julita πŸ˜€ πŸ˜† Of course !! I picked that up when I visited Texas πŸ˜‰ Have a lovely weekend my friend. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  10. Merhaba Ralph πŸ™‚
    sizin güzel dostluk için çok teşekkür ederim
    ben mutlu bir hafta sonu diliyorum
    kucak dolusu sevgilerle πŸ™‚


    • Merhaba SeΓ§il πŸ˜€

      Ne tatlΔ±. Sizin gΓΌzel kelimeleri arkadaşım iΓ§in size Γ§ok teşekkΓΌr ederim. Ben blogunuza ziyaret zevk yok. Harika bir akşam var. Ralph xoxox πŸ˜€


  11. A June wedding? Hum That’s coming up pretty soon, Ralph, and how are you going to decide WHICH of the six brides to marry, and what are you going to do with the five broken-hearted ones. You think you’ve got troubles without women in your life… Deal with some rejects for a while! You know the old story about the woman scorned, I’m sure. I think you are not thinking this through, but then again, not too many men can string along 80 or so women week in and week out who think you love them best. You do it masterfully. So I say, go for the June wedding. You can probably pull it off! Come honeymoon in CA. πŸ™‚


    • Hi MVBFM πŸ˜€ The wedding’s off !! No one has owned up for voting to marry me. Maybe 80 highly strung women is enough for me anyway πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Eighty and growing daily! All of us strung along by Ralphie. No wonder no one fessed up. πŸ™‚ We’re left dangling! πŸ™‚ xox


  12. Ralph, I think YOU are the one who is trouble! But you sure do have a great sense of humor.


    • Hi Mary πŸ˜€

      Trouble ?? Who me !! Innocent, naive little me……….well, maybe a little πŸ˜‰

      Big hugs. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  13. Well, I like the walk in closets idea. It’s almost enough… perhaps another 1/2 acre for my beauty products! “lol” What fun! Hugs!


    • Hi Resa πŸ˜€ I am so pleased that you enjoyed my marriage post. How in the heck can a woman use 1/2 acre of beauty products ? I thought an acre would be more like it !! πŸ˜‰ hehe
      Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  14. You are hilarious Ralph!! No wonder you have so many fans!!

    β™₯ carmen


    • Hi Carmen πŸ˜€ You’ve got me blushing now 😳 Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  15. Thank you for your like of my post on “The Sabbath and The Lord’s Day.” You are very kind. Many blessings to you, my friend.


  16. Thank you for your like of my post on “Left Behind.” Your kindness is greatly appreciated.


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