Pimp Up My Valentine

Last year I received two Valentine Day cards. One from the city of Eugene in Oregon,USA. Thank you Loony.


Which I think was from a lady admirer …… hmmm……. or from the Axman who might be called Tim πŸ™‚


The second I know who that was from. Thank you.


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This year I am asking YOU to send me a Valentine card by Feb 14th to pimp up my Valentine’s day.

There are two reasons for this request.

Firstly I love to receive cards, which I will scan and post (but no names).

Secondly, I lost a Spanish friend who had a fall soon after leaving hospital. His son. a village policeman, who spent many nights beside his bed in the same ward, collects postage stamps. And it would be nice if I could send him a selection from all over the world.

Ralph & Antonio Nov 2102
Ralph & the friend Antonio Nov 2012

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So please send me your silliest, wackiest, sexy, unprintable Valentine Card


Ralph Whillier,

137, Canada del Real Tesoro,

29391 Estacion Cortes de la Frontera,

Malaga, Spain


By email


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If you are a 419 guyman, please send me a Valentine card enclosing the money, names and amounts you stole, so that I can return it to the rightful owners

If you are a troll or spammer, please send me a Valentine card, anything else will end up in the Void Of Nothingness

If you send me junk mail by post, it will be gratefully received, being recycled as a fire lighter unless it contains loads of money to help the poor in this village

If you are working for a US Intelligence (ummm) Agency. Please stop wandering around my laptop processor in your muddy boots and send me a Valentine card instead

Scully from the X Files
Scully from the X Files

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So put your thinking cap onΒ  !!


What are you going to send me ??

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Ralph xox πŸ™‚

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83 Comments on “Pimp Up My Valentine

  1. Woot!! what a great idea, now I can pretend I’m sending you the card so you can give the stamp to your young friend, but it will really be the chance to requite my deep, abiding adoration for you. (Is there such a word as “requite”? I guess so) This comment is being written on a hi-jacked computer, so it’s really not from me. πŸ™‚ xox


    • Requite : You can requite a friend’s kindness by doing your friend a favor or by being kind in return.

      Hi hi-jacker Yvonne πŸ˜€
      Woah !! After reading your comment I can’t wait to see what’s in my letter box from you. The mind boggles at the thought. Will it be a love letter or a bill ? I ask myself πŸ˜‰ Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Amazingly and so quickly my friend you went on an extreme adventure yesterday, braving the elements, powering through the canals of Venice, Italy, queuing to purchase stamps and sending me this email. Yes, Yvonne, it is love πŸ˜€ Thank you so much. xox
        “Today, I went out in weather like this:

        And stood in this line for 15 minutes:

        to buy these stamps, to put on this envelope, which will hold THE card:

        I rode home on this vaporetto:

        and, I saw this out the window:

        If this isn’t love, I just don’t know what it is!


        blog: http://ytaba36.wordpress.com
        I wonder what other deeds of great courage and determination other readers have faced to send a Valentine Card πŸ˜€


      • In keeping with my “no expenses spared” philosophy {well, maybe it was a bit cheap, it was all I could get}, the card is on its way to you. It turned out there was no glue on the envelope flap, so I had to seal it shut with surgical tape, which luckily I had with me, along with the mini 5H enema kit. I’ll be waiting with bated breath for the card to plunk into your mailbox. (Or whatever sound arriving mail makes in your town.) Cheers a tutti! πŸ˜€


      • πŸ˜† So funny !! As there are conditions such as surgical tape which I may have to re-use and an enema kit, I will open your plunky card just before Valentine’s Day. I daren’t open the envelope and use the kit before then as I may never sit on my office chair again for weeks πŸ˜‰
        Snail mail arrives at 0915am weekday mornings so I will listen out for the plunk πŸ˜€ Thank you my friend xox


  2. So glad I have a month and a half to think on this one.

    Happy New Year and happy Valentine’s, too!


    • Hi Georgia πŸ˜€ I thought it might be wise to post this early to give you time to forget about it by Valentine’s Day πŸ˜‰ hehe

      Happy New Year to you too. It’s a bit early for a Valentine, but why not every day ? Love ???


  3. Hey Brother,
    You can expect a card from me.
    Pastor/Equipping The Saints
    John 17:3


    • Thank you so much Pastor. I am looking forward in receiving your card. Ralph πŸ˜€


  4. I wonder how much postage it would take Lil Red to have a vacation? πŸ˜‰


    • Hi Katie πŸ˜€ Lil’ Red should have fun here in the mountains of southern Spain. Please don’t change your mind and send a big gator instead……my cats will only play with it πŸ˜‰ Hugs. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Oh, your cats like gator tail? Maybe I shall send them cards. πŸ™‚


      • No. My cats are fearless. “Into battle !!” they cry. And promptly fall asleep πŸ˜‰ They would also love cards to pat around the salon Have you got any “patting around the salon” cards ? If not, a Valentine’s card to me would have to be your last resort ……other than sending nothing at all of course πŸ˜‰ xox


    • Oh Beth πŸ˜€ You making me happy is worth waiting for. I hope you are having a fun day. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  5. Thinking about Valentine already? I will try to use a cat brain to help me on this. No promise to come up with any thing useful though πŸ™‚


    • Hi YC πŸ˜€ Maybe you could send a fur ball, stamped of course !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph πŸ˜€


    • Good morning Elizabeth …… would you like a cup of tea ? I just can’t wait for the postman to come. I am soooo excited !! What will you send ? An extra big hug perhaps πŸ˜‰ . Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi MB πŸ˜€ Great !! Fantastic !! I am on tenderhooks. Ralph πŸ˜€


  6. Hola Ralph!
    I can most definitely manage a V-Card for you.
    What’s your favorite color?
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hi RoSy πŸ˜€ Wow !! Thank you !! My favourite colour is aquamarine with a dash of ocean blue, toned with Alpine snow, contrasted with a hint of a desert camel by a oasis of date palm beige. Does that help ? πŸ˜‰ Big hug honey. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hello Celeste πŸ˜€
      That’s what I like to see. A woman who is so decisive. One who can make instant decisions and NEVER change her mind. Now….. let’s talk about you, my friend !! πŸ˜‰ hehe.
      Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  7. I may even send you two cards because this is such an exciting project. I have stamps I can send too.


    • Hello Gallivanta πŸ˜€ That’s so sweet of you. Thank you so much !! If it’s okay with you there is no need to steam stamps off envelopes, just cut around the stamp as Pedro, Phil the Latalist, likes to do it his own way. Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  8. Hi Amy xoxo πŸ˜€ Okay. I’ll accept your figure. That would make my day πŸ˜‰ Love Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi Debby πŸ˜€ I do hope that you will send something of note πŸ˜‰ I wonder what ?? Hugs. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi Loving πŸ˜€ I don’t know how I missed answering your lovely comment. Must be my age…… 21 !! πŸ˜‰ I do hope that you can send a postage stamp or a card of amour πŸ˜€ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  9. I was thinking how quickly you have moved on from Christmas but I am thinking it will take some time for this one, so glad you are starting early! πŸ™‚


    • Good morning LuAnn πŸ˜€ I agree. I had to start early as I have readers from 120 countries, many are flooded out, snowbound, or live out in the woods miles from nowhere. I had to give them a chance to at least think about sending a Valentine’s Day card.
      I do hope you are both well and maybe planning a new adventure on the highway. Love. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • We will be spending the winter in Florida and once the sun comes out and we get a bit further south, I will have more to post about. Much love to you Ralph! πŸ™‚


      • Yay !! That’s great news. I will look forward to future posts about your travels. Made my 2014 πŸ˜€


  10. Ha ha, Ralph, when I saw the word Valentine in the heading, I thought I was in an old post. Then I saw the year and wondered how I got into the future.


    • πŸ˜† Hi Mary πŸ˜€ You’ve got ME going now !! I don’t even know what day it is πŸ˜‰ Past & Future ? No matter. What’s important is answering your comment NOW πŸ˜€ Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  11. I’m sorry about your friend, but what a great project. Were you a project engineer in your former life? This is such a sweet one. I have Christmas stamps left over. That sounds like my Grandmother – never waste! πŸ™‚ Happy Valentine’s Day. I’ll be looking for just the right card. πŸ™‚


    • Thanks MVBF Marsha πŸ˜€ No, not a project engineer, more like a duck bill platypus in a former life πŸ˜‰ Thank you for considering sending a card with extra stamps. He’ll love them. I have told Pedro about this post and he’s thrilled to bits. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi Julita πŸ˜€ He was a nice man, shame really.
      Oh, please remember to send a card or I’ll email you at 3am every morning πŸ˜‰ Love Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  12. Ralph, you have a wonderful sense of humor and a great bunch of followers to help you with your schemes!! Love to stop in here!


    • Hi GP πŸ˜€ What a great comment. Thank you so much. Ralph πŸ˜€


  13. I will sure send you a Valentine card because of you and your friend, hope it will arrive as soon as possible ! ? See you Ralph πŸ™‚ !


    • Hi Serach πŸ˜€ That is such a kind thing to do to send me a Valentine Card. I am anxious to receive it. Thank you so much my friend. You’re up late tonight, so am I πŸ˜€ Ralph xox :DX


      • So am I. I prefer blogging late at night as there are no distractions….except for some nice comments like yours that come in around about now πŸ˜€ xox


  14. I know I am coming late on this … but hey, just you wait!


    • Hi Daniela πŸ˜€

      I can’t wait any more !!!!!!

      Knowing you my friend it’s going to be something special πŸ˜‰ Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • In the post as of today -:)!

        Keep an eye out and take good care!



      • Yippee !!! Thank you so much Daniela. It should arrive tomorrow then πŸ˜‰ Big hug. xox


  15. Such a coincidence dearest! I’ve been wanting to send you something for so long and wanted to ask for your address! And what a sweet and fun man you are… I know I’ve said that many times, but truths must be said : ) Good luck tomorrow precious******** These are not just the usual kisses I am sending, I put some magic stardust inside… for my special friend who found the king in his cake, so this year will bring him more health, love and joy!!


    • Hello my dear Pelly πŸ˜€ Not only do I love your kisses but the addition wisp of magical stardust is such a wonderful bonus. I just know you are spellbinding πŸ˜€ Have a lovely week my friend. Hugs. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  16. I’ll send mine by mail. Please lookout for it….it will be the mysterious one. Thanks have a lovely weekend!


    • Oh my mysterious Liz. Thank you soooo much πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Ralph xox πŸ˜€
      *I wonder what it could be ???*


    • Wow !! Thank you so much Mary. What a star you are !! Ralph xox πŸ˜€


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