Last year I received two Valentine Day cards. One from the city of Eugene in Oregon,USA. Thank you Loony.
The second I know who that was from. Thank you.
This year I am
asking YOU to send me a Valentine card by Feb 14th to pimp up my Valentine’s day.
There are two reasons for this request.
Firstly I love to receive cards, which I will scan and post (but no names).
Secondly, I lost a Spanish friend who had a fall soon after leaving hospital. His son. a village policeman, who spent many nights beside his bed in the same ward, collects postage stamps. And it would be nice if I could send him a selection from all over the world.
So please send me your silliest, wackiest, sexy, unprintable Valentine Card
137, Canada del Real Tesoro,
29391 Estacion Cortes de la Frontera,
If you are a 419 guyman, please send me a Valentine card enclosing the money, names and amounts you stole, so that I can return it to the rightful owners
If you are a troll or spammer, please send me a Valentine card, anything else will end up in the Void Of Nothingness
If you send me junk mail by post, it will be gratefully received, being recycled as a fire lighter unless it contains loads of money to help the poor in this village
If you are working for a US Intelligence (ummm) Agency. Please stop wandering around my laptop processor in your muddy boots and send me a Valentine card instead
So put your thinking cap on !!
Ralph xox 🙂