New Year Resolutions That I Will Break Immediately !!

I Vow to …..


One : Take up home sports with my cats



Two: Learn all I can about botany



Three: Ensure that my home entertainment is physical



Four: Take up swimming (for you  girls !!)



Five: Ensure that my medical tests are done correctly



 Six: Never get trampled over by anyone



Seven: Take up reading intellectual books



Eight: Live with a woman of means



Nine: Ensure that a woman friend is constantly stimulated



Ten: Learn about women


(All images credited to PMSL)


Are there any vows that you think I have a chance of keeping ??

Perhaps join a nunnery !!


May I wish all my readers, especially you, a wonderful, uplifting, happy, brilliant and romantic




Ralph xox 🙂


116 Comments on “New Year Resolutions That I Will Break Immediately !!

  1. Hi, Ralphie! At last, I’m in the same hemisphere as you (I think).

    Will you please leave your brain to science; it seems to work in a manner previously unknown to mankind. And, I love it!

    Happy New Year, dear unknown friend. I hope 2014 brings you good health and a woman with lots of love and money! Hugs to you and the cats. oxo Yvonne


    • Hi Yvonne 😀 I am so pleased that you know what hemisphere and planet that you are on, for most of the time I haven’t a clue where I am 😉
      Do you want my brain now ? I won’t miss it !! 😀
      And a happy 2014 to you my friend. Big hug. Ralph xox 😀


    • Hello Your Majesty 😀
      LOL indeed…….great !! I am sure that I may find one or two resolutions that may work 😉 Big hug Elizabeth. Ralph xox 😀


  2. Good luck with these, Ralph! Thanks for the list. I like numbers one and six – I may have to add them to my own list. Number ten is correct. Happy New Year! xox


    • Hi HD and thanks 😀 I love those two as well and I have found out by experience that #10 is true !! I can’t wait to read yours ! Love Ralph xox 😀


    • Good evening Ute my friend 😀 Huh !! Of course I can keep all of them up next year *fingers crossed behind my back* 😉 I really do hope that you have a more relaxing and fun year, next year. Big hug for 2014. Ralph xox 😀


  3. “Men to the left, because women are always right”… “hahaha”

    Happy New Year and all the best wishes… 🙂


    • Hi Beth 😀 That is a really nice thing to say. Thank you and here’s a 2014 hug for you. Ralph xox 😀


  4. Happy New Year to you too, dear Ralph…..wishing you Good Health, Wealth and carry on writing such great blog posts to give us all a good laugh…..


    • Hi Annie 😀 Thank you for your uplifting comment ….. now that’s a Wonderbra slogan if I ever saw one !! 😉
      And I wish all those nice things back to you for the New Year plus a big hug. Ralph xox 😀


    • Happy New Year to you too Georgia 😀 Oh, you have too much faith in me that I could rise to such challenges 😀 Hugs. Ralph xox 😀


  5. Happy New Year, MFR. I echo all the wonderful well wishers above, and wish I had something new and dramatic to wish you. If you have health, and women, money and happiness, what else would you want other than maybe an organized bathroom? I’m wondering when you snuck over to take a picture of my sink!!! 🙂 Lots of love to you my friend. RVBFM 🙂 xox I forgot the last time, so here are some more just for the New Year. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox…


    • Hi MVBFM 😀 It’s striking midnight as I reply to your lovely comment. I would like to wish you, V, K & M a wonderful New Year. Your bathroom sink posted a selfie on the internet, it’s going viral 😉 Thanks for the tons of xoxoxox’s, should last me a few days 😉 Big hug. Ralph xox 😀


  6. I believe that you can keep the resolution to break them all immediately. 😉
    I wish you a safe, happy, healthy, and fun new year with all the love and friendship that your heart can handle!! 8)


    • Hi Katie 😀 Brilliant !! Just one resolution which just can’t fail !! You’re not just a pretty face after all 😉 Have a happy, cured, prosperous New Year my friend. Ralph xox 😀


  7. Sounds like a good plan Ralph!
    As for the ones that don’t pan out – well – it’s the thought that counts. 😉
    Much love & many blessings to you in 2014 & beyond…
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • Hello RoSy 😀 I hate to disillusion you my friend as not a lot of thought went into this post. Like all the others 😉 I hope that you have a brilliant New Year with love, Ralph xox 😀


    • Good afternoon Serach 😀 What a fantastic comment. Thank you so much. Happy, happy, happy New Year to you and your family. Ralph xox 😀


  8. Ralph, I love your sense of humor. My favorite is the Whack a Kitty, just too too funny. I’m a cat lover and this one had me alternating between laughing and cooing an ‘aaaaaw that’s so cute’.
    Have a happy and healthy new year!


    • Hello Mary 😀 I am with you all the way with the “Whack a Kitty”. I just love that one !! I must have watched it 50 times since posting. Have a fun New Year my friend. Ralph xox 😀


  9. Beautiful ending to a brilliant, entertaining year Ralph. Happiness and health to you for the new year! xo


    • Hi Amy 😀 Thank you so much for the follow. I wish you and your family a fantastic New Year. Ralph xox 😀


  10. I am not sure you have a prayer of keeping any of your resolutions, so join the rest of the crowd who will likely not be keeping any of theirs either! Thank you for wacky, wonderful you Ralph. I hope you continue to entertain us in 2014. Much love to you! 🙂


    • Hi LuAnn 😀 I know !! I have no chance of keeping any of these resolutions. 😉
      May I wish you, Terry and your family a wonderful 2014 and a fun night tonight. Big hug. Ralph xox 😀


  11. Dear friend Ralph,

    And here I was, thinking I was so cool for posting my New Year’s Resolutions. Yours beat mine by a mile.

    Have a happy and healthy 2014 my friend!



    • Hi Nancy 😀 No need to compare resolutions as you are so cool anyway. Have a great New Year’s Day. Ralph xox 😀


  12. This is hilarious – loved it all. Especially (oh shame on me!) whack-a-kitty. Very sweetly gently done, & so cute!

    Thanks for the laughs, Ralph 🙂 Happy new year 🙂


    • Hello Noeleen 😀 It’s great to see you here again !!
      I am with you all the way with the kitties. I love them !!
      Have a great New Year’s Day. Hugs. Ralph xox 😀


  13. Happy New Year to you, Ralph. I can’t swim very well, so I need lots of help from those hunky guys. 🙂 I resolve to keep on visiting your blog for the smiles it brings me. xx


  14. Anyone taking bets on exactly how many seconds it will take you to break all those resolutions? Too late, I suppose 😀


    • Hi Amrita 😀 I am sure that your resolutions are far more sensible and obtainable. Happy New Year’s Day my friend. Ralph xox 😀


  15. Fantastic post! Just love your imagination. HAPPY NEW YEAR and many more posts in 2014!!


    • Yes. I had fun with this post GP. Happy New Year to you too. I hope it’s a great one for you. Ralph 😀


  16. Happy New Year Ralph! Those vows you are breaking sound good but I am not sure about not making your medical test inaccurate though 🙂


    • Happy New Year YC !! I am sure that your resolutions are a lot more practicable. This cat scan is more fun though. Ralph 😀


      • I gave up on making any New Year resolution a long time back. I was following your path of not keeping up with any of them. Ha Ha Ha for your fun with this cat scan. Please let me know what you find 😉


      • Well !! My brain is full of fur balls …… my cats are still analysing the results using a toy mouse on my laptop 😉


    • Hi Sheri 😀 Welcome to Bluefish Way. What a lovely comment. I’m glad that I could help. Ralph xox 😀


    • Hello Tracy 😀 Welcome to a glorious 2014. I am so pleased that you enjoyed the post. Ralph xox 😀


      • I love those kittens as well, so sweet. I know, I took that photo of your sink while you were globe trotting 😉


  17. Make sure number 5 is attended to, number 7 is of course correct, as is number 10 … number 11 hopefully never occurs (they don’t take men there anyway)! Have the best year my friend ,,, health, love, happiness (yes, in that order -:))


    • Hi Daniela 😀 A numerologist in my midst 😉
      Thank you so much for your Wonderbra comment…….so uplifting !
      Have a lovely day. Hugs. Ralph xox 😀


  18. Yessss, join a nunnery/convent. Then you’ll have time to read lots of “intellectual” books. 😉 😉

    Totally hilarious post dear Ralph!


    • Hi Heila 😀 I’m on my way to join the convent. I have a “dirty habit” which should go down well in there 😉 Big hug. Ralph xox 😀


      • They wouldn’t let me in as they said I was too tall 😉 Thanks for saving me Heila. I owe you one !! 😀 xox


    • Hi Valentina 😀
      It’s not my sink !! No women here !! Mind you a few blogging friends have admitted that it looks like their sink 😀
      Ralph xox 😀


    • Hi Michael 😀 Hehe !! Thanks 😀
      BTW. I love your elephant ….. some pet !! 😉 Ralph 😀


  19. My new years resolutions look so boring next to yours! Yours are super fun! I don’t know how you’d do with them, but your biggest motivation will definitely be entertainment!


    • Hi Julita 😀 I think that I must agree with you that entertainment must be the only resolution that would last the year. Have fun my friend. Ralph xox 😀


    • Hi Ann 😀 Thank you. It’s nice to see you purring in this post 😉 Ralph xox 😀


  20. Thanks Ralph – I just had my first Cat Scan. It wasn’t bad at all!! Anyhow, I think you’ll keep number 10. I know this because I’m always right. You got that? 😉


    • Hello Celeste 😀
      I am so pleased that the Cat Scan went well. Oh dear. I forgot to mention the side effect. You may find yourself patting a toy mouse around the room and if it ends up under the sofa, see your Vet immediately 😉
      And another “oh dear”. For me this time. Number 10……Yes Ma’am !! 😉
      Big hug. Ralph xox 😀


  21. I bet you could follow through on that reading intellectual books and satisfying a woman! Those are great goals and I hope that you have a wonderful New Year, now that it’s started! Thanks for always “liking” my posts, which are hard to keep up with, long and wordy as they are! Smiles, Robin


    • 😆 I should be so lucky !! 😉
      Hi Robin 😀 I do enjoy your verrrrrrry long posts especially about your workmates and dates. Some though I have just had to skim read through as I was up to my neck in New Post emails and loads of comments to answer or write. I have caught up but still have 11 normal emails to reply to. Oh, the pleasures of blogging 😀 hehe. Hugs. Ralph xox 😀


  22. I am never caught up so no worries! I just like to write stories, I think the reason I have less followers is I don’t add pictures or shorten the posts! But I enjoy when you visit and all of my commenters are sweeties, too! Yours are great and love their comments!! Robin


    • Hi Robin 😀 I try to have fun as much as I can. I think that we are all born to have fun, but life has a tendency to knock it out of a lot of us. So if I can bring it back just for a short while, while readers are in here, then that makes me happy and the readers happy too.
      I understand and enjoy the way you blog so I am still happy to read what you have to say my friend. Ralph xox 😀


  23. Bonjour Ralph,
    Ravie de vous rencontrer.
    Je vous remercie de vous êtes arrêté sur mon blog.
    J’aime beaucoup les vidéos sur vos chats 🙂
    Bonne continuation.
    A bientôt.


    • Bonsoir Nadia 😀 Je vous remercie de votre visite ici. J’espère que vous avez une belle semaine pleine d’amour, de joie et de bonheur. Étreintes. Ralph xox: D


    • Hi Liz 😀 There is no hope for me I’m afraid. All broken. Smashed to pieces 😉 Did yours survive ? Ralph xox 😀


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