If Music Be The Food Of Love … Then Watch This !!

I have been seriously considering becoming a famous musician. After years seconds of research and talking to myself debating what instrument to ruin play I have found the answer. Prepare yourself for pure talent …..



I have the percussion instrument already in the house

Do you think I have the musical ability to do this ?

separatorRalph xox πŸ˜€


71 Comments on “If Music Be The Food Of Love … Then Watch This !!

    • Hehe !! You know I have loads of hats my friend ….. but no white robe ….. I’m doomed ….failed already !! Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Unless you take the role of the singer; do you have a dress and wig? The voice is a grand musical instrument.


      • What a brilliant idea Gallivanta. I could borrow a dress from my neighbour ….perhaps not, as she is tiny and I am tall. One of her dresses would be like a boob tube on me πŸ˜‰


  1. Sure Ralph but I am afraid if you do not do it right the instrument malfunction may occur. πŸ™‚


    • Do you think that a pot this size would be suitable YC ? I don’t want any nasty accidents now , do I ? hehe πŸ˜‰ xox


  2. Hey, Ralph, if we don’t ‘blow our own horn’ who will? I say that if you get enjoyment from something, go for it. It doesn’t matter if you’re perfect or even good. I play the piano when no one is around. I enjoy it even though I only had one year of lessons over 50 years ago. I’m self-taught which means the rythm and everything else is off. But I sound good to my untrained ears.


    • πŸ˜† I hope your neighbours are forgiving Mary. You are so funny. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi Beth πŸ˜€ I think this could be a “resounding” success. Good vibrations in fact. LOL. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • I agree Tim. It’s a dangerous artistic challenge. I would have to make sure that the drumstick is up for the job πŸ˜‰ Ralph πŸ˜€


      • My wife observed that not all hardware is equal. You better make sure you get the big pot! Unless of course, they think you’re trying to over compensate.


      • Okay Tim. I will take your wife’s advice into consideration. BTW has she checked the kitchen pots for dents ….. possibly when camping …..or….. πŸ˜‰


  3. Should I call that “PURE” or “RAW” talent? very funny! Do you have the right size skillet? When will the show be aired? I would love to watch you blossoming into a into the worlds’ greatest ….what is this talent called?? mmmm…


    • Hi Liz πŸ˜€ As you are an expert on skillets, pots and ladles, things that go clank in the kitchen, do you think teflon would be suitable as I would hate to be stuck mid performance ? πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi Debby πŸ˜€ This YouTube video was emailed to me yesterday and I cried with laughter and still do !! I just had to share it !! Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  4. πŸ˜† LMAO :lol
    Well my dear Ralph!
    I have no doubt that you can do this. And – when you do – please share that video with us! And – once you start your traveling concerts – let me know when you are in the Chicago, IL (USA) area & I will be sure to get tickets to that performance!
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • You are so funny my friend. IF I ever had the courage to perform you would be welcome back stage. πŸ˜‰ Happy Sunday RoSy. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hello Binky and Granny πŸ˜€ Would you mind if I used your tail as the clapper Binky as it would create a beautiful muffled effect ? πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi my friend Sheri πŸ˜€
      Laughter is so good for the soul and medically can curl you up in stitches πŸ˜‰ Big Smiley πŸ˜€ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  5. Oh, Ralphie you can ring my chimes, anytime! I’ll be right up front so I don’t miss one tiny detail. You are one crazy dude, and we love you for that! Baci, baci, baci da Australia. πŸ™‚ xxx


    • Hi Yvonne πŸ˜€ You may need your opera glasses or perhaps an astronomical telescope so not to miss the tiniest detail πŸ˜‰ Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  6. Brilliant idea, remember to make sure that you do not play in your sleep too…

    “lol lol” πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰


    • πŸ˜† LOL Drake. I woke up this morning not only with my 2 cats in bed with me but a pot and spoon !! ….. how DID they get there ??? Have a great Sunday. Ralph πŸ˜€


    • Hi Vi πŸ˜€ In a word ” Itotallyagreewithyouasit’sacrazyidea!!” Love Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi LFFL πŸ˜€ Of course it’s silly but I bet you laughed πŸ˜† Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  7. Hahaha, ooh you are so lovely mad and that was fun to see, but be sure you have a pan as protection because otherwise it can end up a little bit wrong dear Ralph πŸ™‚ !


    • Hi Shiro πŸ˜€ Wrong is my middle name …….ouch !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  8. I bet you do (if you want to)!

    Have a wonderful Monday ahead, my friend! Cheers~ πŸ˜€


    • Hehe !! Maybe start training when the weather warms up a bit as it’s freezing here πŸ˜‰
      And a happy day to you my friend xox


    • Hi Georgia πŸ˜€ Thanks for your support. I will need it πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi Rita πŸ˜€ I just had to share this video and I’m so pleased that it made your day !! We all need a laugh and a lot of these comments made me smile including yours. I hope you are having a great week. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  9. I don’t know if you’ve got the talent for this or not Ralph! Why don’t you try it out with someone filming you and post it on your blog so we can all vote on it! πŸ™‚


    • Brilliant idea Celeste πŸ˜€ One teeny-weeny problem. It’s freezing here at the moment and I am wrapped up like a multi-layered parcel keeping warm. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • I get sent them regularly and I have a list of friends who I pass them on to, but this one I just had to post as it was so funny Do you want to be on my list Julita ? Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hello Elizabeth πŸ˜€ You are so sweet with your encouragement. I tried it once but forgot to take the hot soup out of the pot πŸ˜‰ hehe. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


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