After reading so many of your wonderful cooking blogs such as Liz’s I have decided to find my kitchen and have a go myself. Being a mere male on my own I thought I would start off simply with a Real Man’s Sandwich. So get your recipe books out and prepare to be amazed at my culinary expertise.
Place gently one slice of bread on a plate. This is important as a slice of bread is necessary for a sandwich. You could use a rump steak or pancake if you have no bread (other blogs say things like that)
As this is a healthy sandwich (women always talk about healthy things) place some nuts of various sizes on the bread. A pattern would look nice for display purposes so that the reader would like to copy the recipe step by step.
After admiring your nuts, soak them in the finest oil to enhance the texture and flavour of the Real Man’s Sandwich
You could eat the Real Man’s Sandwich without additional nutrition. But if your man has a sweet tooth (not for long) add a small amount of chocolate
Cover with another slice of bread. Make sure the all the bumps and curves face the same direction as the base slice. This is important for presentation purposes
The ingredients for a Real Man’s Sandwich are as follows
Pubic Health Warning
Do not try this at home without supervision from two men in white coats
Ralph xox 🙂
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