Waahah !! *Cry* All My 527 WP Followers Deserted Me Overnight

I want a cuddle !!

So I woke up this morning. Sonic, my cat, puffing away about an inch from my nose, and there was I thinking about what party dress clothes IΒ  was going to wear at tonight’s party. As usual I got up (which helps to start the day πŸ˜‰ )

Checked my emails, comments to answer. Opened Bluefish Way and

OMG. Waahah !!

ALL my followers from WordPress had gone, vanished, nada, kaput !! Except one email follower

One email follower
One email follower


Now I know who that email follower is ……. Goldie Hawn

Dream on Ralph !!!

Of course it could be any one of you reading this. If it is you send a photo to


and I will insert it here. Please no pictures of monkeys as I have enough problems with some monkey in WP fiddling with something instead of eating his bananas.

This email has just come in from Italy


Thanks PN but I will stick with Goldie Hawn πŸ˜‰


Here’s your lovely hologram Gemma πŸ˜€


I need a cuddle !!


So I ran to visited Support Forums and found others with similar theft of followers.The advice was to clear cookies in the browser and publish a post to reset my blog. I don’t want to publish a post. Waaaah !! *stomping feet*. Oh. I’m about to publish a post. WP has got me in a Catch 22 situation. Monkeys !!


I am desperate for a cuddle. Will you give me one ??


Ralph xox πŸ™‚


99 Comments on “Waahah !! *Cry* All My 527 WP Followers Deserted Me Overnight

  1. I am NOT touching it Ralph. It took FOREVER to locate my followers at all, this makes you old–but not me, I never have yet to age. I still have an image of a monkey eating something other than bananas. I think that monkey was pleased.


    • Hehe !! I can imagine what the monkey was chewing on. πŸ˜‰ Happy Thursday Elisa. Ralph xox πŸ˜€

      I did what they said and you’ve all come back to me. Group hug !! You came over the hill like the Indians in Custard’s Last Stand πŸ˜‰ Thanks for coming back. I missed you all this morning.


  2. Not just cuddle…Here’s one BIG HUG for you!!! ヽ(Β΄γƒΌο½€)γƒŽ

    Huggy Hug Hug~ Cheers!! πŸ˜€


    • You are so sweet Wendy. Thank you so much. I am not quite sure what a Huggy Hug Hug entails but I am game to give it a go. I’m up for it πŸ˜€ BIG hug back. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • You’re welcome, my friend! I noticed that all your 500+ ‘kidnapped’ followers are being released and going back into your embrace safe and sound…hehhe…

        So, here’s another BIG HUG for you to celebrate their returns!

        ヽ(Β΄γƒΌο½€)γƒŽHuggy Hug Hug & Cheers!! πŸ˜€


      • So they WERE kidnapped !! By whom ? Who would do such a dastardly deed to both them and traumatising me ? I will not cease in my quest in finding the WHO ? The WHY ? And ,,,,,,,,, what am I going on about ? πŸ˜‰ I like the embrace bit though πŸ˜€ Big hug accepted with joy ……. who’s Joy ? …… πŸ˜‰ Huggy hug hug is fun πŸ˜€ xox


  3. lucky you to have THAT email follower, isn’t she gorgeous? what a dream you are having?
    I am still following you…. can’t get rid of us stalkers… πŸ˜‰


    • Oh, she is gorgeous. If it is her, she has good taste in following me πŸ˜‰
      I would prefer if you came to Spain and stalked me properly πŸ˜€
      Have a lovely day (with the binoculars). Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • this is a long-distance “stalking relationship”…. and I hope my husband Mr C is not looking over my shoulders…
        ahahhahahahah LOL πŸ˜‰


      • I’m game for a bit of long-distance β€œstalking relationship”. Is your husband looking ? If so, distract him by scrolling up to Goldie Hawn. Where were we ……. hehe !! πŸ˜€


  4. Wow, and there I was all oblivious to being plucked away and snaveled back.
    I would of hunted you down and claimed you back Ralph….never fear, the Queen of melons is here!


    • Thank heavens you are back my Queen of the Melons. I can’t wait for it to happen again so that you could hunt me down. I will keep a-breast of the situation and if it happens again I’ll be waiting πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  5. Oh you poor man. What trials and tribulations for you so early in the AM. My you do have the followers. Are all these WP or with Facbook and Twitter? Some people have ooooodles of followers but these are with all of the other social media hoopla.I have a tad over a hundred or less followers and that is all I care about. Can’t comment on so many people and I only comment on blogs that I really like or that have been faithful to offer support to me.

    So since yo got you sheep back into the fold now you can be “merry” and jump for joy A long distance hug is coming your way from me and my lovable cats. Purrrrrrrr,Purrrrrrrrr, Meowwwwwww. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

    Yvonne xxx

    PS I can not get my yahoo mail to open up. And I so wanted to read my latest email from on a dear blogging friend. What gives?


    • These followers are all WordPress except for one email. I don’t subscribe to FB …..yuk, or twitter, twaddle or any other social media as you guys/gals keep me busy enough in WordPress.

      Sorry to hear about your Yahoo mail. Hope it’s working now. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Wow. Ralph. These numbes are impressive. You are popluar and I am so glad that I found your blog. It is highly entertaining to me.

        yvonne xox


      • Very impressive Yvonne. My followers only come to see how NOT to blog and go away with a “Tut-tut” and rolling eyes πŸ˜‰


  6. How odd. It must be me who is that one follower as I received this post by email.

    I hope that by posting this it has reset it for you. On mine it says:
    You are following this blog
    You are following this blog, along with 529 other amazing people (manage).


    • Hi Alastair. Maybe it is you. If it is, my Goldie Hawn dream is dashed asunder. Waahah !! Not my day !! Ralph πŸ˜€


      • I must admit, I like Hawny Gold as well .. oops … Goldie Hawn. She came to visit me once. But that was a dream


      • I refuse to share her with you *stomping feet* She’s MY dream πŸ˜‰ hehe !!


  7. I am still following – today was the first I’d heard from you in a few weeks. So, you’ve probably got your followers back.


    • Hi Bill. As soon as I published this post all my WP followers came back, full of life, bottles of wine in hand, singing merrily, “Hi ho. Hi Ho. It’s off to Ralph we go…. ”

      Take care Bill. Ralph πŸ˜€


    • I know PN. I can feel the heavy breathing on my neck. So you’re not going to give me a cuddle then πŸ˜‰ Ralph πŸ˜€


      • Nope, but I sent you my picture for your post.

        Check your spam mail box, it will be in there. πŸ™‚


      • That’s okay. I have just added a link to your blog under the picture. They all came back as soon as I published this post. ….. whew !! πŸ˜€


    • Nia. Nia. Nia !! How could I blog without you following me. My posts would be meaningless, my comments rubbish ….. *thinks* that’s nothing new !! πŸ˜‰

      I am the silent type Nia πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • you are amazing blogging friend… have a nice weekend, I hope there is a party there! Love, nia


      • You are also amazing my friend. A friend’s birthday party last night was at a local bar, outside by the street. Fantastic company and food. May you also have a lovely weekend Nia. πŸ˜€ xox


  8. Glad you got your followers back. Please say hello to all those lovely people at the party tonight and enjoy the wine and company!


    • Thanks Ute πŸ˜€ I will surely pass on your greetings tonight. I’m still not sure what to wear as the evenings are getting a lot cooler now. I hope Manny is not eating you out of house and home. He’ll cost you a fortune in doughnuts. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • We had a lovely time at the Parra bar and they all wanted me to say hello to you especially Brian & Monica who thank you so much for all your work when you helped with the grape harvest. Happy Friday Ute. πŸ˜€ xox


    • Cheer up Katie. They’re all back !! All my followers are happy to be back with me. Don’t say anything but they are all drunk, lost their glasses and it’s Thursday, so they need a pick-me-up to get them to the weekend. They all leave disappointed. πŸ˜‰

      Is there any particular day that’s going to turn up for me ? Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Any day when the crowd is drunk and blind sounds like a good day to me! 8)


      • That’s Thursdays then πŸ˜‰ How’s your hangover today, Friday, Katie ? πŸ˜€


  9. Hugs, cuddles and condolences … I just did a post on the same topic “where have all the people gone?” But then I noticed at the same time I recently received the +1000 followers star … I don’t know, I’m ever confused. BTW that’s not Goldie’s picture, that’s me-:)


    • *faint* Yes. Well. It could be. It is you !! My dream woman !! *faint* A big groggy hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • I tried your post Sheri and all I got was
        “This is somewhat embarrassing, isn’t it? It seems we can’t find what you’re looking for. Perhaps searching, or one of the links below, can help.”
        I’ll try again later 😦 xox


  10. I got your post via email today, so I’m still here! πŸ™‚ Glad you seem to have your fans back! You know they’d never leave you! β™₯


    • So you are. You ARE still here Sylvia πŸ˜€ I would never, never, never crave attention. I’m not that type of man. I am quiet, unassuming, never flirts or gets into trouble. Waaaah !! I lost ALL my WP followers this morning !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Wow Ella, you are the ONLY one to give me a cuddle so far. Thank you so much and a big hug back. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • To think first thing this morning I was all alone with possibly Goldie Hawn (sorry, I meant to say Sheri !!) but now you are all back and I love you all especially a faithful follower such as yourself YC. A mega hug from me to you. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Hi huggy Elizabeth πŸ˜€ I am also pleased that things are back to normal …. well as normal as the blog will ever be πŸ˜‰ Big hug from me. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  11. Fear not, Ralph! We were all just hiding. Sort of like when you think everyone’s forgotten your birthday, but it was actually a grand surprise party. We could never leave you.


    • Oooh. I love surprise parties MR Graham πŸ˜€ But this one nearly gave me a heart attack. You’re back that’s the main thing. I am now a happy bunny. Have a great Friday. Ralph πŸ˜€


    • I have published your hologram Gemma in the post with a link to your blog. Cuddle received and understood πŸ˜‰ Big hug. xox


  12. WordPress can be cruel. Here’s one cuddle for now and another for ‘just in case’ WordPress messes with you again. Keep the second cuddle in a safe place. Because of the time difference it’s hard to get a cuddle to you on time that’s why you need the extra one on stand by. Confused? I think I am! Your followers are not. They are all back and some new ones as well.


    • That’s okay Gallivanta. Women have a habit of confusing me. I am used to it. Elisa sent me this which I think is rather appropriate in this reply. Thanks for the cuddles. Now what do I do with the second one ? πŸ˜‰ Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • You may have it sorted, but I’m totally confused by what woman say to what they actually mean. Is it just me …. too much sun in Spain ? πŸ˜‰


      • Has to be the sun. Although you do wear a hat, so you shouldn’t be addled by the sun. Now I am getting confused again.


  13. I will always follow you also in your sleep……. (hahaha)! How I can not, with such a beautiful en-joyful posts ! πŸ™‚


  14. Oh – you’re not getting rid of me that easily πŸ˜‰
    I’m stalking – I mean following you – no ifs,&s, or buts about it!
    *Big Hug* & *Cuddle*
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx


    • I don’t want to get rid of you RoSy. In fact I thought you ran away ….. couldn’t take it any more !! I am honoured to be stalke ……. followed by you. Ifs and butts and all πŸ˜‰ Hugs and kisses back to you my friend. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  15. Although a day late, I see that you have no shortage of great cuddles. However, I still want to add mine as well. So, here it is…((((((()))))))OOOO(((())). Can you feel it? PEACE-


    • Wow. Thanks my friend. I rocked and rolled. Have a lovely weekend and a cuddle back. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  16. Here we go again … owning to time differences I always seem to come too late for any hugs and alike … you have already been hugged, cuddled and canoodled to exhaustion -:)!

    Have a wonderful weekend -:)!



    • No. I am not exhausted Daniela. So where’s my hug, cuddle and canoodle from you my friend. Once I get those I will be exhausted πŸ˜‰ And you, have a wonderful weekend (if you can without me) Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Thank you my friend … spring is arriving here so weekends are looking better! Still, as you know, they cannot be truly wonderful without you!


      • It would never work Daniela 😦
        You’re in NZ bouncing around like a spring lamb and SAD is about to kick in here in Spain. I meet you at 8pm, you arrive at the same time 8am the following morning. I go to bed, you get up. At least we are on the same planet …….. or are we ?? πŸ˜‰ xox


  17. Many Virtual Hugs and cuddles and canoodles (whatever that means), Ralph. That lady looks so gorgeous. My breath has been taken away. Have a cuddly weekend!


    • Hi Liz πŸ˜€
      Canoodle means ” to kiss and cuddle amorously” I never asked for a canoodle but who can reject such an offer πŸ˜‰
      Goldie Hawn usually plays comedy roles in films
      I was only joking when I said that the one email follower is her ….. dream on Ralph !! But it still could be πŸ˜‰
      I also wish you a canoodling weekend Liz. Have fun. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Yes. It was quite a shock, but you are all back now. Yippee !! Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • That melon drink looks wonderful Valentina. Maybe I should have just got drunk and as you say, let it all happen. hehe !! Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • I always find that forcing things it’s like going upstream. Thanks for the visit on FB. Let’s get friends over there too.


      • I try not to visit FB normally but your drink was an exception πŸ˜€


  18. Whew! I was locked out of Bluefish Way for a while! They shut the doors, and said that YOU didn’t want your followers to be following you around when you were planning your party! So I just stayed home and cried all day. Today – after the party – I’m back, and things are working just great. The doors are open wide, and I see the rest of my friends have made it back as well. Thank heavens you solved that problem, Ralph! Another panic attack resolved. How can one man cause so much panic? And then calm our little palpitating hearts when the problems work themselves out? πŸ™‚ xox πŸ™‚


    • I am so happy that you all came back, including you Marsha. I felt so lonely for a while, but all is fine now. Please don’t run away again !! Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • You know me, I’m a fan for life, MFR. πŸ™‚ Lots of love, and glad to be back! πŸ™‚ xox


  19. Yeah it was a glitch, it seems I’m not the only one who didn’t unfollow you. That had to be a shock, geesh.


    • Hi Sage πŸ˜€ Yes. It was a glitchy shock at the time. I am as amazed now as I was when I had my first follower 14 months ago. Amazed that people actually look forward to, read, like and comment. You started following me a year ago, so it says in Stats, therefore I must thank you so much for being loyal for so long πŸ˜‰ Happy first anniversary !! Ralph πŸ˜€


      • Yeah I know that feeling. It’s amazing that people actually want to read my stuff, very rewarding. And you’ve been a dedicated follower as well, so thank you. And thank you! πŸ™‚


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