100th Post. A New Beginning ??

Wow. 100 posts !! I remember my first post very well. It was a bit like my first kiss which I have to experience full of anticipation and trepidation. I had my first post half written and WordPress crashed for many hours, so I changed my style and wrote a fun post about the crash. I wanted to write about my life and thoughts. Posts with a bit of meat in them, but not too long as most of my visitors are here for 5 seconds max. (Goodbye. See you on my next post πŸ˜‰ )

Some readers memory of my posts. 5 seconds !!
Some readers memory of my posts. 5 seconds !!

So with a nervous hand I pressed Publish. I have been through the traumas and delights of blogging. And what fun I am having with the writing and you wonderful commenters.Β  At one time it overwhelmed me and I just had to switch off my laptop for a few weeks to regain my sanityΒ well that didn’t work. He’s just as mad !! So I am not a sad, lonely bloggerΒ yes he is !!. I am living happily on my ownΒ he is desperate for a woman !! I can do what I like when I like. (Are you still here ??).

So thank you my blogging friends for being fun, lifting me up when I was down or just being curious to see what that idiot is up to now πŸ™‚


OMG. The builders are here !!
OMG. The builders are here !!

On Tuesday this week I received an email from David, my English friend who lives just up the road, saying that he saw Jesus (Blessed be his builders name) who said that he (Jesus{Blessed be his trowel}) will start work on my apartment on Monday (take note: Monday) next week. This is Spain. Okay!!. Nothing is simple and straightforward.Β  Planning permission for the new windows normally goes to the Town Hall for approval. Not in my case!! My apartment is 50 metres outside of the village boundary. So. The papers have to go to Sevilla or Malaga …… 100 miles away ….. for approval via the National Parks to say that my apartment is NOT in the National Parks. Still with me? Cup of tea? This approval could take months if not years. The local Mayor has told Jesus (Blessed be his spirit level) that he will turn a blind eye and Jesus (Blessed be his cement mixer) can start work. Jesus (Blessed be his builder’s bum) is going to start work on Monday, next week . Bored silly? Have a cookie with your cup of tea !!

Two days later, yesterday, Thursday, I left the apartment for our “escaping the vacuum cleaner” day. David picked me up (all quiet, the cats sunbathing on the back balcony) to go to the bank, visit a couple of bars for coffees, a bit of high speed supermarket shopping and home. When I got back there was a hell of a racket in the field out back. And there they were. Builders erecting scaffolding !!!! Hello. It is Thursday !!

In England Monday is between Sunday and Tuesday !!

In Spain ……..Monday ? ……. pick a day !!

So this is the start of 6 weeks of noise and dust.

Can I come and visit you?? Please ??


(I put these extremely difficult puzzles in a comment many months back and as it is my 100th post I thought I would give your brain cells a severe workout. Be prepared. They are tough !! )

Spot the difference

Puzzle A

Utility Room view south to rear balcony yesterday
Puzzle A
Utility Room view south to rear balcony with satellite dish today
Puzzle A

Puzzle B

Front Balcony view west without train
Puzzle B
Front Balcony view west with train
Puzzle B

Did you Spot the Differences ??

If not, contact your local optician

(these are views from my apartment)


Ralph xoxΒ  πŸ™‚

93 Comments on “100th Post. A New Beginning ??

  1. OMG you’re halarious. Congrats on your 100th post. It’s a groovy feeling, I know.
    No apartment, then? Eeeeeeek. Homeless Bluefish?


    • EeeeeeK. I like to hear you eeeeeek S&C πŸ˜‰ I am not exactly homeless. The apartment is quite big and I am living in the Salon and Matrimonial (that’s a laugh πŸ˜‰ ) bedroom which are now basically storerooms, sealed off from the rear half which is being renovated first. Go on. Eeeeek again. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  2. Well done on 100 posts. First one – there’s a bit of sunshine on the second photo.
    Second one – there’s a mouse in the field. Was very difficult to spot any differences πŸ˜‰


    • Thank God for your eyesight Alastair. I would have never have found my laptop mouse (Star took it !! ) if it wasn’t for you. And, wow, the sunshine, I never spotted that ;). Well done !! Take care. Ralph πŸ˜€


  3. Oh Ralph, You are Delicious….ly funny. And You are welcome to come stay with me but, funny to say, your Jesus, must have a twin brother because the outside of my house has scaffolding just like yours. My builder said he would come on a Monday. He came on a Wednesday. Pulled out the windows; put in one new window. Then silence; then mobile phone conversations; then I ask ” Is there a problem?” Shame faced reply,” The angled window doesn’t fit”! Builders and window disappear for weeks. Builder rings. New window is coming on Tuesday. New window comes on Thursday. When is the builder coming I ask? Next Tuesday I am told. Well……….perhaps your Jesus could tell me what is going on. Happy 100th! These stories keep us young!


    • Oh Gallivanta. How can I not refuse staying with you? There is a teeny-weeny problem YOU HAVE GOT BUILDERS !! πŸ˜‰ Jesus (Blessed be his jack hammer) has not turned up today. It’s silent. Quiet. I can hear the birds singing !! I am so sorry to hear about your Jesus (Blessed be his window installation) and I really do hope he finishes soon, for your sanity’s sake. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  4. Congratulations on your 100th post!!! May you have many, many more! I’m glad you have Jesus in your life — or, at least, a Jesus πŸ˜‰ and, he is still in the same line of work. The view from your apartment is fabulous! I see where you even added some trains — those trains must’ve of set you back a pretty penny — and, they look so real — LOL! This was great fun. Thanks.


  5. Jesus….that’s funny. Put on your ear muffs and dusk mask. I’d offer to have you round for a cuppa and a piece of cake, but as you might have seen, my baking is not up to scratch these days.
    Here’s to another 100 more posts!


  6. Lord have mercy, Ralph. You have the ability to make me laugh ot loud and I laughed all the way through your post. Jesus blessed be his trowel, bulider, bum, and level) had me almost falling off my chair., I can relate to your experience with the Spaniard. I have had Jacob originally from Mexico build things for me. He never once arrived to work on a project at the stated time. Sometimes he didn’t show up for a week or more. But he could build most of he time and sometimes it was good and sometimes the work was not so hot but I accepted it anyway just to be done.

    I really needed the laugh this am. In fact it even perked me up a bit for I have been real puny but I think that I might have some years left after taking the prescribed antibiotic.

    One hundred posts. My oh my, you are off to a “running start.” But don’t finish the race. You must keep your hoofs on the track. You don’t have to run to finish first. Just run a steady course, more or les. Set your pace. That’s my advice and I’m sticking to it.” πŸ™‚

    Yvonne xox


    • I am so glad that you had fun reading this post Yvonne and about your Jacob (Blessed be his ladder) πŸ˜‰ . And thank you so much for your advice. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  7. Dear Ralph congratulations on your 100th post! Hilarious as always πŸ™‚ And I wish you a 1000 and more! …Easily… piece of cake, judging from your adventures in beautiful Cortes de la Frontera!
    In Greece we say that “you really don’t know what problem means, unless you get to marry your daughter and built your house”…
    Ah! I wish I could listen to the surreal dialogues you are going to have with Jesus (blessed his bubble level) πŸ˜‰
    Take care dear ****… and buy some earplugs!!


    • What a dream comment from a dream friend Pelly. Thank you so much. So no problems for me then, as I won’t marry my daughter or build a house πŸ˜‰ That’s a good idea for a future post ……my Spanish dialogue, or lack of it πŸ˜† Have a lovely weekend Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  8. Congratulations for the 100th posts and good luck with your construction. I think they will finish on Monday.


    • Wow. Finished on Monday?? You know more than I do YC. They worked on Thursday, disappeared on Friday, probably drunk on Saturday, sleep on Sunday, take my money on Monday and email me from the Bahamas on Tuesday. Yeh. Finished on Monday, right !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  9. Feliz 100 and keep ’em coming!
    You are definitely one of a kind πŸ˜‰
    xo πŸ’ xo


    • Woah!! One of a kind eh RoSy!! I hope that is a good thing ….. maybe not πŸ˜€ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  10. You are too funny Ralph. I am glad I happened on to your blog. You keep me laughing. Congrats on your 100th post. I look forward to your next 100. Take care and have a wonderful day.


    • I am so pleased that you happened on my blog Frank πŸ˜€ Lost your way then !! Have a great weekend. Ralph πŸ˜€


  11. Congratulations, Ralph!100 posts!! Way to go! What nice views you have from your apartment. Your balcony looks very relaxing. Good luck with all the workers. I hope they can straighten out which day Monday is….they never get that wrong in the States! I think you’re lucky, but then I understand how frustrated you must be. Spot of tea? I look forward to 100 more posts!


    • Thank you so much for your wonderful comment my friend. I will publish posts during work and the final result. Then you will be invited to my party Amy πŸ˜€ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • You were here for a week Ute compared to Esther who wins the Bluefish Way Trophy for the fastest LIKE ever !!! πŸ˜€ I Published and I hardly had time to look at the advisory tags on the white sidebar that WordPress puts up when a star on my Notifier showed orange and it was Esther !! Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  12. Ok I am dedicating a bit more time to you! I love your humour Ralph. Well Monday or Wednesday who cares it is day…….. Why do Spanish people bother with calendars?
    On the other note… you got me there, your puzzles are far too difficult for me, I had to consult my cat, purring on my lap. He says he can’t see a mouse on it, so he won’t bother. Great help….he is off out!
    Have a great day… whatever day it is……and move to London in the meanwhile, I do have a little piece of floor left for you in the frontroom. Also I can offer cold weather, lovely rain, burnt dinners, strange teenagers and a handy cornershop round the corner. What is there not to love…… oh and I forgot me. I am there too and I can make a nice cup of cocoa. That is it….. πŸ™‚


    • Thank you for dedicating so much of your valuable time to me my friend Ute πŸ˜€
      Alastair could see the mouse!! His eye is as keen as a seagull that can spot a bag of chips in someone’s hand a mile away AND he can see the hot sun in Spain (which happens to be so today) all the way from London πŸ˜‰ Your offer is very tempting to visit you in London. The swinging factor is your cocoa and your now famous burnt dinners, but the crowning glory would be meeting you πŸ˜€ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  13. So0unds to me as though you should invest in ear-muffs and some bottles full of alcoholic beverages, and drink and sleep through it all… if the sounds of other people loud TV and roaring trains going past don’t wake you…your concerned friend Valentina


    • Hi Vi, my concerned friend πŸ˜€ If I wear fluffy pink ear muffs do you think that the builders will work faster or run a mile ? πŸ˜† Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  14. OMG the builders!!!!!!! thanks Jesus he’s called Jesus…. good luck and congrats on your numerous posts! you make all your women (yes all…) laugh LOL


    • OMG !! Yes, the builders !!!! Aaaargh !! I make all my women laugh ?? Is my zip down ?? πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  15. Great stuff, Ralph πŸ™‚

    I remember my first kiss & didn’t like it a bit. WAY prefer my first post – especially as I’ve gone back & edited it when I matured with blogging, a bit!


    • Oh Noeleen !! It is such a shame that your first kiss was not with me. We would have been happy, grown up together, had 20 children in a big house and lived happily ever after. OR. You would have gone *spit. spit. yuk, bwah. wiping your lips on your sleeve πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Ha ha – I was too freaked out to enjoy it. I mean, pregnancy was next, right?!


  16. Congratulations my dear Ralph……thinks time never went so fast as when you started with your 1st post, and your apartment have a beautiful view hahaha πŸ™‚ Yes there are many different things between nr. 1 on the photo and 2, love it when Jesus came!


    • Thank you so much for your lovely comment my dear friend Shiro. Yes. Time has passed quickly since my first post and I hope the next 6 weeks of building work will pass even quicker. Miracles do happen when Jesus (Blessed be his bucket of cement ) is working. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  17. Congrats on the 100th post ahh I remember when, seemed I was smarter back then. glad to hear your Monday started as a surprise. Hope all is well otherwise in your part of the world. take care and God bless


    On Fri, May 24, 2013 at 7:42 AM, Bluefish Way


    • Hello my dear friend Len πŸ˜€ You are still as smart as you once were and never forget that πŸ˜€ All is well today but only hours to go before the dust, grinding and drilling starts. Big hug. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  18. Congratulations on your 100th!! Guess I picked the right day to come visit hehe πŸ˜‰ Of course you are welcome here anytime….we are now an international hotspot for visitors! I’ll explain…soon…in a post I shall name…Our British Invasion….okay it’s a work in progress anyway haha!

    Thanks for the tea and cookies and I stayed longer than 5 seconds because you are hilarious, a great host, make me smile, and I am nice like that! πŸ˜€ Hugs and good luck with the construction what ever day of the week it happens. πŸ™‚


    • Yes you did arrive at the right day my dear friend Christina. It’s sunny, quiet and peaceful before the storm tomorrow when the builders arrive. Wow, an international hotspot …… I’ll bring the ice cubes then πŸ˜‰ Another cuppa? Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • You only need bring yourself…along with your quick wit and endearing charm! πŸ™‚ Oh yes please….definitely another cuppa! In such wonderful company how could I possibly refuse? πŸ˜‰ xoxo


      • Yes Christina. No sugar, but the cream is specially imported from Jersey just for you. A chocolate eclair ? πŸ˜€


      • You are too generous my good sir!! Yes…I shall delight in having said chocolate Γ©clair…for how could I refuse? hehe πŸ˜‰


      • As we are having tea on the lawns overlooking the estate and lake, do you wish to perambulate around the lake? Here let me wipe the chocolate and cream off your nose, mouth, ears, clothes, chair, table, lawn and your hair with my napkin πŸ˜‰


      • You do treat your guests with only the finest refinements and care! How could I refuse such a generous offer? Yes indeed a walk would be sublime…especially after making such a mess of myself with said Γ©clair!! πŸ˜€


      • Then let us depart dear Christina. The sun is shining, the flowers are radiant, the path is true. I love to see the wind in your hair and your parasol floating like a swan in the lake having been blown from your hand πŸ˜‰


      • Ah, yes my good and refined sir…I cannot think of a better setting for such a delightful and rejuvenating stroll…you do attend your guests with such refinement I am certain to return again and again for said stroll and promise to endeavor to be more careful in the future with your chocolate treats!

        I must away after our stroll for things far less enjoyable. I thank you for such a lovely morning which is sure to set my day up to be the very best…as I wish yours to be as well!!! πŸ˜‰ xoxo


      • *calling* “Christina !! Where are you ??”
        *thinks* She’s vanished. OMG she IS the Lady of the Lake !! πŸ˜€ “Bye my friend” πŸ˜€


  19. Congratulations my friend -:)! Your posts make me laugh, made me think and sometimes make me feel like sharing a cuppa with you!

    Take Care,


    • Oh. I would hate to think that I make you think. I can’t have that or I may give you a headache my dear friend Daniela from Hobbitland πŸ˜‰ You are always welcome to share tea with me, but that’s all !! πŸ˜‰ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Thank you so much BWU. I really do appreciate your comments. Have a lovely week. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • You’re welcome! Your readership support is much appreciated by us too…Thank you for being such a kind soul!!!

        Do shine on & Cheers!!! πŸ˜€


  20. Congratulations on your 100th post Ralph and good luck on the renovation! πŸ™‚


    • Sorry !! Speak up LuAnn !! The builders have started in earnest today. The old extension has gone to be replaced and at the moment they are knocking down one brick and cement internal wall. Only 5 weeks 6 days to go !! πŸ˜€ Big hug my friend. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  21. Hi MFR, Blessed Jesus working on your place while you entertain with tea and crumpets in the matrimonial storeroom. Putting your wives in boxes, Ralph, that’s a little creepy while we’re eating! Are any of them going to pop out of there??? I think you’d better leave your wife boxes and come to the States for a few weeks. I think the noise and blessed cement dust are getting to you! :). My 5 secs are up. I’m slower because I’m typing on my cell phone!!!! Xox to you and your boxed wives πŸ™‚


  22. Boxed wives !!??!! Is Amazon a good place to find them ?? The boxes in the Matrimonial bedroom contain everything except women and are a playground for the cats to jump around on. I have enough lady friends on my blog to keep me entertained and happy. You, of course, MVBF Marsha are one of them πŸ˜€ I hope you are okay and arrived safely. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


    • Oh no !! I hope it’s not infectious !! I’ll have to clean my mouth out with soap and post less, but I am a hopeless case. No cure I’m afraid. Have a lovely week my new friend Lilly πŸ˜€ Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  23. 100 congratulations! Here’s to 100 more! And ear plugs, a dust mask, and a finished apartment. 8)


    • A finished apartment will be such a joy, meanwhile …..aaargh !! Have a lovely week my friend Katie. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  24. Congrat’s Ralph. on your 100th! Like everyone else here I am happy for you and laughing too. Great post, wonderfully funny! I know Christina already invited you, and I second that, you would be most welcome. Of course I’m guessing many of your “women” here would enjoy a visit from you! Good luck on the building of things! Stay safe and take care of you my friend! πŸ™‚ xo


    • Good morning my dear friend Penny. Thank you both for your very welcome invites. If I did ever visit I promise to be on my best behaviour. Did I just say promise ?? I could go on a world tour of visits and maybe never return to Spain πŸ˜‰ Have a fun day my friend. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


      • Good Morning Ralph. Yes you could do a world tour, how great that would be. πŸ™‚ I’m off to bed soon myself, have a great day today, I will in my tomorrow (sounds weird saying it that way). πŸ™‚ xo


      • You are welcome. All snuggled in?? I can read you a bedtime story. I know Chicken Licken πŸ˜‰


    • I have been here for 11 years Michelle and thank you my friend for your congrats. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  25. 100?! Seriously? I thought you were here since always! I must have read more than 100? Haven’t I?

    Anyway, this is definitely the best post I ever read! It’s hilarious! (Blessed be he & his sense of humor)


    • Oh well over now Julita. 102 to be exact. It must seem like eternity when you read my posts πŸ˜‰ Thank you so much for your kind comments my friend. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


  26. Ah, nice! Ralph, you escalated way too fast no? =p

    & happy home, worth all the noise and the builders, I guess.


    • Thanks for your lovely comment my friend and I am really pleased to see you back blogging again. Ralph xox πŸ˜€


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