Over the last few weeks I have been collecting the weirdest of Top Searches in my dashboard and these are some of what WordPress gave to me :
All landmarks of a British Passport
Family jewels castration
Hidden big nipple camera
Uncle RalphΒ in Bahamas
Thumbs up penthouse
Small floppy breasts
My sister with a mini skirt front of me
What did I do to get these Top Searches in my Dashboard ??
I need to find answers and fast….. so
Because of theseΒ
idiotic weird words I took a crash course in psychiatry at the Bluefish Way School of Psychiatry where I studied the Works of Fried chips and crisps. I worked tirelessly for about 5 seconds and gave myself a doctorate of psychiatry and letters after my name. So I am Dr Ralph. PhUn fun . I have opened my practice in downtown Bluefish Way
So come on in !!
Lie down here !!
Comfy ?? A pillow ??
Sorry, no magazines !! So while you are waiting to see Dr Ralph. PhUn. please click on the meditation fish tank and feed the fish