Mayor Citizen Ralph

Extract of my British Passport
Extract of my British Passport


Extract from the Title Deeds of my new apartment
Extract from the Title Deeds of my new apartment


I had the great headbanging experience pleasure of paying €600 to my Lawyer and €400 to the Notary so that they could copy 20 year old out of date deeds transfer the Title Deeds of my new apartment into my name


And they even got my name wrong !!

So. I am revolting !!


The Ralph Spring
The Ralph Spring


I am going to start my own personal arab spring Ralph spring.

I am putting myself up for

Mayor !


My credentials

1) I am glutton for punishment

2) I do not speak the local Spanish dialect OR even Spanish at all !!

3)  I will not play their games and continue the tits-up policies of the old regime

4) The Town Hall will be run as a cooperative NOT going through the chaos of motions

5) I need a hobby

6) I am non-political

7) Left blank for your input


Would you like me as Mayor Citizen Ralph ???



Have the Town Hall to be continually run like this



Happy Easter !!


34 Comments on “Mayor Citizen Ralph

    • Thanks Wanda 😀
      I am at the preliminary stage at finding out whether I will be eligible to put myself forward as the local Mayor with the help of my friend Linda. As usual it is political. Construct an independent party with +12 locals backing it and they would have to put me forward as a candidate. And I am not political but I see a mess and I am willing to sort that mess out 🙂
      Happy Easter. Ralph xox 😀


  1. Congrats to you, Ralph, and good luck with the Mayor thing. Would you get to wear one of those huge chains of office and a tricorn hat? Happy Easter to you. 🙂


    • This is something I hadn’t even thought of and thanks to you Sylvia I have to consider whether I wear bling or not as I never wear jewellery and I will have to employ a fashion guru to tell me whether the tricorn hat has to be worn point or flat forward. Such decisions a novice Mayor has to make 😉 Happy Easter. Ralph xox


    • I am no where near becoming Mayor as yet dear Nia, but I am willing to have a go 😀 Happy Easter. Ralph xox


  2. I would vote for you straight away. You have the right ideas and Spain would never be the same. Surely you would make sure everything is proof read for starters, so they don’t make such stupid mistakes. Cheers to citizen Ralph!


    • That’s another 10 local votes surpassed by your vote dear Ute. I can proof read English, American I have a slight problem with and Spanish no need as it will be wrong anyway … perfect for a total rewrite 😉 Cheers and happy Easter.. Ralph xox


  3. And I thought that Greece had the privilege of bureaucracy…
    As for the mayor initiative, it ‘s my turn to tell you “Go Ralph, go!” 😀

    This is a link to a excerpt of a famous old b/w greek movie. It’s about a politician who decides to travel (with his spoiled daughter) to a village to speak to villagers about his program. Suddenly his car breaks down, so in the meantime his is rehearsing his speech. He makes numerous mistakes (….impossible for me to translate) as he can’t remember the words by heart, he keeps repeating the word “will” (in greek: “tha”, the politian’s motto) and in the end…
    P.s.: watch the daughter in the backround…
    A little gift, just to make you smile 🙂


    • Thank you so much dear Pelly. A little problem sorted at my end. This video was in the middle of a playlist of 20 videos. I managed to isolate it for you. 😀
      Very funny. She would make a fine Mayor’s wife 😉 Ralph xox


      • I am so glad you fixed it! It was so embarrassing… Although there is a different number for each video of the playlist (and I copied the right one) it showed the first one… strange…
        Good choice ! She is perfect 😀


      • What I found really special about your gift was the thought and work that you put into it. Okay, once the comment is posted you lost the editorial facility but I was very pleased to help you to get it right, which it now is. A perfect gift for me. Thank you 😀
        Would she be perfect for me ? I doubt it !! I actually thought that she was going to fall into the gulley 😉


    • Hey Bill, thanks for your vote as well 😀 And a happy Easter to you. Take care. Ralph 😀


  4. Congrats and Happy Easter too. Are you trying to get voters as a Mayor? Then you can get my vote if that is counted.


    • Happy Easter YC. It’s amazing. No polling stations. I did not even ask for votes but you guys and gals voted for me anyway. Brilliant !! 🙂 Ralph xox


  5. If your are going to be the food taster, better stay away from bacon! I’ll vote for you for mayor, RSCW. Just forward me the ballot, and assign me a fake address. They’ll never know the difference. I could be 131, 141 … – take your pick! 🙂 You’re a WINNER, Mayor Ralph. 🙂


    • Hi MVBF Marsha. Oh I could never do what you suggest as most governments get into power by tweaking the voters and the results, but I thank you for your support 😀 Ralph xox


      • Tweaking the voters??? ok Not sure what that is exactly, but I can tell from the tone, that it’s not a good thing! I’m afraid if you registered me in apt. 131 or 141… you might be accused of tweaking the voters! So, you have my total support, but not my vote. I wouldn’t want them accusing MFR of tweaking! 🙂 MVBF 🙂 xox


      • These words beat voting any day. A government based on love, caring and sharing 😀


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