Welcome to my mad world in a series of emails which you, my friends can read. I have changed the names to protect those involved. Here goes. Last night I received this email from my cousin on the Isle of Wight, England.
Cousin to Ralph
“Hi Ralph, got your email ref lawyer. J has just come up with a letter from xxxx solicitors regarding a piece of land you have title to in Shanklin (Isle of Wight, England). Shall I pass on your address and is your house number xxx, I think it is as you said it was next door. T”
(So this morning I emailled the solicitors/lawyers:)
Ralph to Lawyers-
“Good morning….happy Friday !! I received this rather unexpected email from my cousin T last night, who’s brother J brought a letter from you
(The above email was slotted in here)
I googled you…..I hope you enjoyed it ! and decided to email you to find out what this unexpected pleasant shock is all about. I have no details other than the above email. I will be out of email and home phone touch for the whole of next week.
My details (All my personal details were here)
So…….what’s afoot ?? Regards Ralph”
Lawyers to Ralph
“Ralph. Not sure if you will get this till you are back “online” after your week away.
The bad news is I do not think there will be any money in this for you. The good news I don’t think it will cost you anything either. My client and I are doing a bit more research but I hope next week to be able to set it all out for you and you can then decide, what, if anything, you want to do.
Nothing to worry about. N”
Ralph to Lawyers
“Hi N. Your response is probably the weirdest reply to an email that I have ever had. LOL.
I have to go into Ronda hospital for tests, admitted on Monday or Tuesday next week and I will be in there for a whole week, my consultant told me.
What is it. A square foot of Blackgang Chine that fell into the sea 50 years ago? No hint ?? Ralph”
Lawyers to Ralph
I am not yet clear exactly what it is but you have a quarter share of a communal yard which is land locked so can’t see it is of much use! More to follow when I have my facts straight. N”
Ralph to Lawyers
“Okay. Thanks for the info N. Have a great weekend. Ralph”
So guys/gals this is what I have title to. Welcome to my mad, mad, mad world !!!
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