You knew this was coming !!
I have achieved many accomplishments since I began blogging. A baker, farmer, psychiatrist, surgeon and now I have decided to become Father O’Ralph (for this post).
“Genesis 1:29-30 tells us that human and non-human animals alike were given plants to eat, and as you note, this is reiterated in the ninth verse of the second chapter. Genesis 2:18-19 implies that animals were made to be friends or companions to humans. Taken together, these verses strongly suggest peace between God’s human and non-human creatures, prior to the fall.”
So, being me, I had to have fun with this. I commented :
Celeste’s response was the key to me becoming Father O’Ralph
with a dirty habit
My church COO !! or Church of O’Ralph can be found adjacent to the Tea Rooms in Bluefish Way.
Any Nigerian visitors may leave their $17 million donations in the offertory box.
My congregation may congregate.
I do not do births, deaths or marriages but I am available to visit for tea and a piece of crumpet.
The confessional is open 24/7 in comments. Only juicy confessions heard or I’ll get bored. We’ll all get bored !!
Will the flower arrangers place flowers in the vases with the heads upward and not in the water.
There will be a choir practice at 7pm tonight. Please go somewhere else to practice.
Will the parents of our youngest organist Jimmy ask him to stop playing with his organ during my sermon.
So, time for some fun !! Ask any question to Father O’Ralph and I will try to reply with a fun scripture, King James Version.
Any theological points or sermons that I am bad, naughty, irreverent and should be sent to hell, will be trashed because I KNOW I AM !!
So, what is your question my son or daughter ?
Do you have juicy confession for Father O’Ralph ?
Father O’Ralph xox <3