post

My Mind Has Gone Blank !!

OMG !! I am well overdue in writing a post and my mind has gone totally blank. How can I write a post when I have nothing to talk to you about ?

PageSeparator13

olkj (that was Samantha walking across my keyboard)

PageSeparator13

Is it because of >>>>>

PageSeparator13

LETTERS

1) Yippee ! My pension has increased by €3 a week. What shall I do with my new found wealth ?

2) A TAC scan of my sinuses in May. Now, that really gets up my nose !!

3) A 3 hour round trip to Malaga for an electroencefalograma in May. If I could say that I would have no need for an electroencefalograma, but it’s all about the fibre optics between my eyes and brain. Maybe I should upgrade to wifi !!

4) My bank has a great deal. No interest this year on my deposit/savings account, but their charges for the account has increased. So I give them money. A great deal !! I must put some more money in there.

PageSeparator13

COMMENTS

1) I have spent many happy hour commenting about a lady (huh !!) blogger’s undies.

2) I wrote a book in a comment and edited out 20,000 words.

3) Your green envelopes have arrived and you loved the contents

4) I was expecting a moose as a gift from Canada, but it’s something else on its way. A female Mountie perhaps ?

5) My Notifier is chock-a-block with comments to reply to. I must get a life !!

6) I am now Father O’Ralph. Juicy confessions only please.

PageSeparator13

EMAILS

1) I have bought loads of “stuff” on the internet. Please tell us about your shopping experience it will only take 15 seconds. I don’t want to. Okay. We have some great camera offers which you might like to buy. I don’t want to buy anything else thank you. Okay, well, how about our new range of bras ? I suppose I could keep my camera snuggled up in a bra. Buy !!!

2) I have $17 million in the bank for you. Then bloody well send it to me !!

PageSeparator13

So, sorry, I have nothing for a post.

Any Ideas ??

PageSeparator13

Ralph xox <3

PageSeparator13

Comments

  1. Father O’Ralph, d’ere’s d’is blogger who sometimes makes naughty comments about….undies… and shamed I am to foind meself replyin’….

    Like

    • Hello Shehanne :D You have been a naughty, naughty toy girl. Off to the nunnery with you. I’ll be around later ;) Father O’Ralph xox <3

      Like

  2. You don’t need anything to talk about to be interesting – you are just one of those unique individuals. By the way – don’t spend that increase all in one place…
    [I know that’s an old line, but I couldn’t resist. O_o]

    Like

    • Hi GP :D
      Unique ? Maybe so. I don’t think humanity could handle another me, or even want to !!
      Okay. I won’t spend it all in one place. I’ll donate it to COR !! (Church Of Ralph).
      Have a lovely week my friend. Ralph :D

      Like

  3. [chuckle] You are so imaginative and make something out of ‘nothing’. Care to share the results of your scans?

    Like

    • Hi Rene :D Thank you my friend. I am due these tests at the end of May and, of course, I’ll share the results with you. Why ? Do you want to operate ? Now that’s an idea for a post. Hugs. Ralph xox <3

      Like

      • [chuckle] I’m no surgeon, although I can operate many things and have been told I should be a nurse or a masseuse. I’ve considered becoming a physical therapist’s assistant, but circumstances have hindered that pursuit. I want to know, because I want you sticking around a bit longer, and even though I can’t operate, I can pray, right? Hugs. Rene <3

        Like

      • Thanks for your prayers my friend. You are so kind.

        As for you,,sometimes we are dealt a hand which we really didn’t want to see, but there is always a reason for it. I am sure that you are making the best of your life from the little I know about you. Hugs back. <3

        Like

      • Yes, we all have either gone through something, are going through something, or will go through something at some point. And sometimes we go through several somethings all at once. It isn’t always easy, but it’s nice knowing we’re not alone, and I am grateful for God’s grace and mercy in my life. <3

        Like

      • I hope very soon that your “something/s” become really great something/s and then you can follow your dreams. <3

        Like

      • Aww, thank you. :) xoxo

        Like

  4. Sometimes, a simple hello spiced up with a little of that humor is exactly what we need. xo

    Like

  5. 3 euros gets you 3 beers here in Jimena so that’s not a bad deal….:-)

    Like

  6. LOL..I have big smile on my face when reading this. You are a creative writer!..Look if my mind goes blank, you will find a blank page on my blog :))

    Like

    • Hi Indah :D Wow. Now that’s original. A blank page. An idea, vacant, but an idea. Big hug. Ralph xox <3

      PS. Love your photos of your city !!

      Like

  7. Father O’Ralph. LOVE IT!!! I think you should have called yesterdays vlog ‘Sleeping Beauty’ xxxxx

    Like

    • Hi Lottie :D
      The Father maybe my next fun post. Thanks for the idea. Your 10% is in the offertory box. ;)
      Isn’t the weather great. Hot,hot and hot.
      Hugs. Ralph xox <3

      Like

  8. Even your nothing is so funny! You’re pretty awesome Ralph! Xo Sheri

    Like

  9. Your mind has gone blank? Sound like enlightening to moi, lol. I wish mine would go blank sometimes. Hugs to you, Paulette

    Like

    • Hi Paulette :D I just love it when you say “moi” in that little French way of yours. Whew. My mind has not gone blank now. Hugs back. Ralph xox <3

      Like

  10. Anonymous says:

    They should just send the increase straight to the bank manager and save you the trouble.
    Will you be taking your camera bra to Israel? Careful in security checks. ;)

    Like

    • Hello Anonymous from bright house NETWORKS, Brandon, Florida, United States. I would have spammed you as I have to be really careful nowadays. But I googled your IP address and you are not spam so I have taken a chance and approved your comment.

      The increase does come to my bank, but the bank manager hasn’t cottoned on to your wily plan.

      Do I have to wear a camera bra to go on holiday. I am not up to date with modern travel requirements.

      Please tell me your name next time which will help me so much Katie. Ralph xox <3

      Liked by 1 person

  11. Well at least I know you’re still alive, Ralph. :D I’ve also won obscene amounts of money on the internet. Can’t decide what to spend it on. To have a blank mind must be very unstressful. I want one. :D

    Like

    • Hi Sylvia :D

      Ah ha. I could be a ghost writer……. Still alive ? Who’s been spreading rumours ? ;) hehe

      I know !! The internet is flowing with money. You could have anotherday3paradise with all that wealth ;)

      Blank minds are free with a special offer of two for the price of one this week.

      Big hug my friend. Ralph xox <3

      Like

  12. I must confess…It was I, Father Ralph, and not Shehanne,
    who started the undie kerfuffle. I’m ashamed. (not really)
    I beg you, please (yes really) send me to the nunnery instead of her.
    It’ll be the a welcome vacation away from my hometown of Chaos.
    I will even promise to wear undies (maybe) if sent there.
    Signed,
    CeeLee the Wearer of The Wadded Undies

    Like

    • Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, and another tut for luck !! It’s Father O’Ralph !!

      Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, and another tut for being a naughty CeeLee !!

      Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, and another tut for kerfuffling your undies !!

      Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, and another tut for begging for it …… for me to send you instead.
      Okay. If I can save one soul from undie dilemmas then so be it. Go, my child, and tell Shehanne that she is spared.

      Father O’Ralph xox <3

      Like

  13. Most of banks now give no interests. How nice :(

    Like

    • Hi YC :D It would be nice to at least give enough interest to cover their charges. Oh well, maybe I should put my money under the mattress. It’ll be cheaper ;) Ralph :D

      Like

  14. LOL!
    Comment 3) – YESSSSSS!

    Like

  15. For a mind gone blank you did come up with quite a post, dear Ralph!

    Like

    • It really was blank when I started this post. Honestly !! Thanks for your lovely comment Heila. Hugs to you dear friend. Ralph xox <3

      Like

  16. You are hilarious! I think I like it better when your mind goes blank. ;) I got a chuckle out of the cat walking across the keyboard, too. And banks are such ripoffs. But at least you got a pension increase. Go YOU!!

    Like

  17. Do not worry not my friend my mind also suffers from it …. we just need a little mind rest

    Like

    • Hi Mirna :D Thank you so much for your advice my friend. Now, I was going into the kitchen for something. Beats me what for !! Ralph xox <3

      Like

  18. I agree with Mirna.

    Like

  19. SerachShiro says:

    Hi Ralph, great to have 3 Euros more each week, I should put them apart to have some extra travel money for when you will be in Israel, (when are you leaving ?) you always can talk about your favourite food in Spain and your neighbours and friends or how’s spring at your beautiful place ! Wish you a very lovely rest of the week, kisses of Sérach :) :) !

    Like

    • Hi Sérach :D With 3 whole euros I could visit Italy and probably buy Italy, Spain & Portugal !! ;)
      I am travelling to Israel in the first week of July.
      What wonderful ideas for me to consider.
      I hope you are not posting my friend, as I have unfollowed you. Big hugs. Ralph xox <3

      Like

      • SerachShiro says:

        So you can save some Euros for when you are going there ! And no I’m not posting any-more, I do a lot of other things like walking long distances and prepare good food for my family :) ! Have a great Friday friend ! Xxx

        Like

      • Sounds as if it’s a good thing to get away from blogging Serach as it can become addictive. Have a lovely evening my friend. <3

        Like

      • SerachShiro says:

        Addictive in a special kind of way :) :) ! Many hugs and a Happy weekend Ralp <3

        Like

      • Happy weekend Serach :D <3

        Like

  20. I enjoy your nothings for a post! :)
    xx Saludos y Abrazos xx

    Like

  21. Abby's Kitchen says:
  22. i think it’s good that you’ve emptied all of this out of your head and you live such a wild life, no way i could ever compete )

    Like

    • Hi Beth :D Maybe so !! Emptying a blank brain was amazing. So much forgotten debris in there ;)
      Wild ? Ah, feral Ralph, you’ve found me out !!
      Hugs to you my friend. Ralph xox <3

      Like

  23. Maybe you could share with me €1.50 a week. I am already planning what I’ll do with my 50% share LOL…

    Like

  24. Lol Ralph, even your ‘nothing’ to say is entertaining. Always nice to land here for a smile. Be well! :)

    Debby

    Like

  25. Haha! I have had those days where I feel I have nothing left to say. Only you could write such an entertaining post having nothing to say. :)

    Like

  26. Oh, Ralphie, you little fibber. Seems to me you always have something interesting to say. :D

    Like

  27. This is so strange, I am going backwards in dates and find posts that I know I liked before… Sorry maybe when I pushed the button, it didn’t register? Take care and hugs, from your pal, Robin

    Like

This is the best bit. Your comments !!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

LIFE IS WONDERFUL!

quirkybooks

Read the difference

Cupid or Cats

I'm gonna get all up inside your head and I won't leave until you ask nicely

Life after divorce

A blog about men, dating and life as a single woman

Pain in the Peg

Posts on Posts

Grit & Honey

The intersection of courage and real conversation.

Annette Rochelle Aben

~ Communicator, WordSmith, Artist, Guide, Mentor, Muse ~

Awakening Angels

Discovering how to live a miraculous life, through spreading my wings and jumping.

Not a Punk Rocker

Embracing my dorkiness, embarrassing my kid & blogging for the hell of it.

pambrittain

Life is good. Of course, it'll kill you, so enjoy while you can.

Illustration is the passion of my life!

Ellafit

2014, I will get fit!

Englishman in Italy

An Englishman, his Sicilian wife and an Italian / English Dictionary

stylesalvation

Style Inspiration

Once Upon Your Prime

Where You Live Happily Ever Laughter!

Tina J.S

A dreamer

The Uptight Hippie

A garden of wild thoughts in straight little rows

andshelaughs

Women who laugh have the power to change the world.

dreamshadow59

A great WordPress.com site

shehanne moore

Smexy Historical Romance

Swim in the Adult Pool

Finding humor in an ADHD life without water wings

Spanish scribbles

My journey into sketching and drawing in and around Jimena de la Frontera, Andalucia

fashionable over 50

fashion with compassion

Ivy Mosquito | Liberating My Creative Soul

Peace. Nature. Photography. Crafts. Projects. Me.

Busy Mind Thinking

Wait! What?!

sharing me myself and i

Whatever Flows...

BroadBlogs

A broad blogs broadly on women’s & men's psychology: sex, relationships, equality

Welcome To Abby's Kitchen

“Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food”~ Hippocrates

Art Gowns

The Art of Glamorous Fantasy

Manny's Blog

a blog for kids and kids at heart

Stories From the Belly

A Blog About the Female Body and Its Appetites

Willow's Cabin: Heal. Share. Live.

A Gypsy's Life Journey of Self-Healing through PTSD and Abuse using unconventional methods including Energy Healing, Reiki, Radical Encouragement, Esoteric, Shamanic and Mystical Ideas sprinkled with a touch of Adventure, Travel, Imagery and Poetic Expression.

Loving Food, Fashion, & Life

My love of food, fashion, and living life.

1950 Memories of Suburban Adventures

Mostly humorous stories with Buddha-like observations

Heila

Adding new dimensions to life

Honk If You're Vegan

My Plant-Based Journey

HotDish

The singularly most delicious things I have ever eaten anywhere

I didn't have my glasses on....

A trip through life with fingers crossed and eternal optimism.

silkannthreades

about the little things in life

Le Drake Noir

Andrikken

Hello World

Walk along with me

Elizabeth Melton Parsons

Writing~Art~Life

Kindness Blog

Kindness Images, Videos, True Life Stories, Quotes, Personal Reflections and Meditations. Because Kindness Changes Everything.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,370 other followers

%d bloggers like this: