The other evening, here in Spain, I was in a catatonic state relaxed in my round chair with one cat on my lap and the other draped alongside me.
Then my home phone rang.
Cats flew everywhere as I got up to answer it.
“Hello darling !”
Heck ! Beautiful English ! She was hot ! The line was burning ! My ear was burning !
Only two words she uttered. My mind went into overdrive for a split second.
Who is she ?
Perhaps it’s my Spanish Neurologist ?
Nah ! Her English doesn’t sound that sexy !
A model maybe ?
I very much doubt it !
This is probably who it is !
I had better say something !
“Umm ! *splutter* errrr ! ……..
Shoot ! I am making a right mess of this !
……. Who am I talking to ?” I cringed !
Oh ! That sexy voice again !
“What’s your number ?”
Yippee ! She wants my number !
Another split second thought sped through my mind.
I wonder where she is ?
“951168107” I blustered !
There was a slight pause.
“Sorry ! I’ve got the wrong number !”
AND SHE HUNG UP !
I was in shock !
While she was most likely telling everyone about how she called Ralphie “darling”……
…… I clicked the button
I know I am going to live the rest of my life alone with my 2 cats !
And now for something completely different !
~ Fed up with the new Notifier ? ~
Well, I am !
It’s so blooming complicated and I never know who I’ve replied to and have to search through to find where I last replied :(
Never fear ! Ralphie’s here !
You can access your old Notifier “View Archives” by clicking >>>
The Notifications page comes up, bookmark it and place the bookmark on your Bookmark Toolbar.
(I use a laptop with Windows 7 and a Firefox browser)
Yay ! The reply arrow is back !
So now when you see the orange notifier light up ……
….. click Notifications on your Bookmark Toolbar.
To close this post, here are some older ladies who have some love advice for us men.
That’s put me in my place !
Do you need notifying darling ?
Ralph xox <3
The chair & notification images are mine. The rest were found on Google Search and are not mine !