Yesterday afternoon, hot and sunny for December, was party time !
Einar (Papa Noel, Father Christmas, Santa Claus or the man who dresses up as an excuse for women to sit on his knee) and Jenny (the hostess with the mostest who laid on a fabulous feast) held a party at the Parra Bar in our local village.
Thank you so much dear friends !
Ralph’s Christmas Recipe For
Creme De Nez
Step One : Find a willing woman.
Step Two: Then find one who can conjure up a very thick “blancmange” chocolate concoction.
Step Three : Cover said
woman chocolate with thick cream.
Step Four : Ask a sozzled friend to make a crater in the cream and fill with brandy.
Step Five : Ensure a friend (an Adrian preferably) thrusts said dessert up my nose.
Step Six : Laugh !
That is how to make Creme de Nez (Nose Cream dessert)
Ralph xox <3
No Ralph was harmed in the making of this dessert !