On my travels through Google Search I came across this gem and decided to go with it and see where it leads us.
Let’s follow Dorothy and Toto along the red brick road ……..
…….. and see what happens. Sing-a-long with me……”Follow the red brick road…..”
As she stepped onto the red brick road …..
(Warning: 10 more poofs to go !)
……Dorothy changed into Sexy Dorothy ………
Toto was also transformed. In a flush !
The little boggie doggie was left at the start of the red brick road as Dorothy couldn’t carry it.
Sexy Dorothy recalled how she got to this point. She was playing Twister…..
…… with her cat Nono.
Somewhere over a rainbow ……
……she had a bad shoe day …….
…… as everyone was wearing them. Even men!
An upset Sexy Dorothy skipped round the red brick road, making the day of all her knee high little men who were looking up, open-eyed and happy. Then she skipped along the red brick road out into the wide, wide world of Ooze.
(Meanwhile Dorothy and Toto poofed back into their original form and continued their journey along the yellow brick road of Oz)
Sexy Dorothy skipped past the road painter who also had red shoes. Really !
SOTP = Stupidity Of The Painter
She met some very strange men on the way. Very strange !
A Lion was just two-dimensional and wouldn’t move. He rubbed off on her.
A Scarecrow wanted to get warm, but ended up as hot stuff and ashen faced.
And finally a Tin Man who found a can of WD-40 which he used to polish himself most vigorously !
So Sexy Dorothy was alone again. Skipping to who knows where ….
…. (with great difficulty I may add !) …..
….. constantly meeting strange beings on the red brick road.
It was getting late as she skippedly arrived at a crossroads.
Selecting “F” was a big mistake …..
….. as the road was a dead end.
She tried the “U”, but that was just as bad !
“FU no way” she rebounded skippedly.
So on she went, following the red brick road !
Sexy Dorothy suddenly found herself locked up in a hideous castle.
Guarded by hideous creatures ….
There was no hideous way out !
” You may have a trial wish for 28 days. If you do not return the wish within 28 days you will be charged $2000pm. Whatever you are thinking about Sexy Dorothy will be your trial wish !”
“Oh no !” thought Sexy Dorothy skippedly, “you can have your wish back !”
(Yes, I know ! Too many poofs !)
It was like her time of the month, menopause, hormones and everyone wearing the same red shoes as her, all kicked in at once !
Sexy Dorothy ……..
The battle that took place has been censored !
The good, the bad and the ugly guys were defeated. The hideous ones escaped !
Darthy also escaped by sliding down the drainpipe ……
….. and strutted back to the red brick road.
The pretty ice cream van had no chance….
…… nor did this man with the umbrella…..
…… as Darthy was in her element…..
….. strutting the red brick road.
Darthy stopped. Then panicked struttingly !
“Two rich men. I can’t let them see me like this !”
Darthy went ……
One rich man filled Sexy Dorothy’s basket with gold, diamonds and money while the other told her to click her knees together.
They liked to watch her do that !
Sexy Dorothy skippedly found herself back in her apartment playing Twister with all her new friends that found out she had money.
~ THE END ~
Two weeks after the original Dorothy arrived back in Kansas a twister blew her house from Kansas to Oklahoma where she now lives.
Toto was blown to Texas and is now a retired rat catcher. He’s a very, very, very old dog !
Darthy works for the US government as a tax collector.
Sexy Dorothy married rainbow man and plays Twister only at weekends.
Tin Man still has a smile on his face.
What would your poof or wish be ?
It’s way past my bed time. Good night !
Ralph xox <3
(None of these images are mine as they were found on a Google Search and no poofs were harmed in the drafting of this post)