I am having as much fun with this online dating than in here. Are all women so wacky ?
I was quietly minding my own business tapping away at the keyboard here in southern Spain. A comment I think. Then up popped a message for me out of the blue from one of the 2 dating websites. So I left off writing the comment, opened up the inbox in the website and read this message.
Hello Beautiful !! I would love to come around tonight to comfort you.
*shock* I have not been propositioned like this by anyone for years, not even by a hedgehog. In fact, not even since Helen of Troy dropped her toga. (Now that’s another story !). You know, the one who’s beauty sunk a thousand ships. That one !!
I looked again at the message and the photo of the pretty woman’s face and thought to myself, why not ? Live a little Ralph !! I was just about to reply and *shock* the message came from a woman in …….. wait for it ………. from >>>>>
ROME, Italy !!!
Oh boy ! Are women geographically inept ?
Has anybody got a hedgehog ??
(to be continued. Is nothing simple with me ??)
Ralph xox <3