Many thousands of years ago there lived in a far middle eastern land ……
…… a wise man ……
…….. named El Ralphio of WadiPress.
He had 1578 goat herding followers …….
…… and he spent his days consulting the oogle Oracle.
Nights were spent singing traditional goat songs around the camp fire ……
“But, YouTube hasn’t been invented yet !” cried El Ralphio of WadiPress’s 1343 followers.
One day, while loitering on the local mountain side, a flash of inspiration came upon El Ralphio of WadiPress.
The oogle Oracle spoke to him, saying,
“Join the dots……
“But, the pencil hasn’t been invented yet !” cried the 1127 followers.
……and create the Zodiac !”
“But, the car hasn’t been invented yet !” cried the 928 followers of El Ralphio.
But wise El Ralphio of WadiPress wisely wisdomised the meaning of the joining of the dots.
12 groups of lines between stars and the Zodiac was born.
To mark this day of oogle Oracle brilliance, El Ralphio of WadiPress was presented with a new throne from the people of the Like tribe.
” But, the lines for Capricorn don’t look like a goat !” cried El Ralphio of WadiPress’s 553 followers (who are now revolting !).
El Ralphio of WadiPress then spake this immortal word,
” WHAT ??”
“Thousands of years in the future, people will read their stars in the newspaper. Reading words such as,
“Capricorn ! You are horny and have a great butt !”
“But, the newspaper hasn’t been invented yet !” cried his 275 followers.
El Ralphio of WadiPress devised a cunning plan to confuse, in thousands of years’ time, his descendant, Ralph of WordPress, who would think he was a Sagittarian as he was born on the 15th of December.
El Ralphio of WadiPress secretly inserted a 13th group of lines into the zodiac and he called this one Ophiuchus, basically a man playing with his big snake.
Ralph of WordPress is totally confused now !
He shouldn’t be as he doesn’t read his daily stars, as there are no daily newspapers in the mountains of southern Spain. Oh, and he’s an Ophiuchan now and who would want to write about a 13th daily
star sign !
What does this mean ?
That’s definitely Ralph of WordPress in the video, but he does love cats !
“As well as the Zodiac I have created a land in the west by joining the dots. I’m brilliant !” cried El Ralphio of WadiPress, as his last follower left him.
El Ralphio of WadiPress was last heard of when he wandered off to find Spain with his two cats……
…… while consulting the oogle Oracle on the way.
Nowadays, Ralph of WordPress consults the Google Oracle in Spain with his two cats……
…..while trying to work out how to join dots.
Do you have a wacky ancestor, or are you a wacky descendant ?
I know which one YOU are !
Ralph xox <3
All these images were found on a Google search and are NOT mine !