~ Warning ~
This is too highbrow for you lot
As it’s poetry. Writing it’s definitely not.
So you are quite free
To go sit in a tree
Or go fall asleep in your cot.
~ Two of the greatest Poet
Laureates Lorry Cats ~
Kitty Krumble she drove a big truck.
The chicken she hit had no luck
As it crossed the street,
Got thrown off its feet.
Now Kitty’s truck horn goes “cluck” !
A tabby became Monster Moggy
Because he was so rampantly snoggy.
For at night, at nine
He drank glasses of wine
And ravished the neighbour’s big doggy.
~ Sonic wants to have a go ~
Sonic (Poet Cat)
I am a black cat named Sonic.
I’m Daddy’s most favourite tonic.
When he is at rest
I do try my best
To bring up a fur ball. He goes manic !
~ Sonic and Miss Limerick ~
Sonic is unhappy with me.
Daddy borrowed some pictures from Google.
Miss Limerick he did love to oogle.
He constantly harps on
About women all day long.
He’s acts like a canoogling pup poogle.
~ Ralph’s attempt at poetry ~
Hah ! I suggest you read this with your eyes closed :D
There’s no reason for me to give up smoking
For this warning they give, must be joking.
As it’s easy to see
I’ve had a vasectomy
Which is worse for the swimmers. They’re not yolking !
Was this post too highbrow for you ? If it was, did you sleep well ?
Ralph xox <3
<3 ~ And finally, for you, only you ~ <3
My love for you will never die.
My heart sings songs that truly fly,
Through you, winning.
A chord to cuddle you, from I.