Knock my socks off ?? Dream on Ralph !!
Did you heck !! After almost a week of waiting, after almost 150 comments, do you know what I ended up with ? I am now wearing TWO pairs of socks held up with garters & suspenders and a pair of Wellington boots full of water !!
Not one bite
Not even a nibble
So, what am I going to do now ??
I am not going to cry.
I am not going to jump off the balcony
I am not going to call the nearest dating agency
I am not going to become Hermit Ralph. Climb the nearest mountain, find a cave, throw away all my clothes and post weekly selfies of me for the next 30 years.
But what I may do is …..
Reblog, reblog and reblog that last post until one of you says,
“For heavens sake, Ralph. For goodness sake. SHUT UP !! I will marry you as a sacrifice, to save the sanity of all your readers. I will be a martyr. I will take that single step forward and volunteer my life for a good cause. I stand proudly before all your likers, skimmers, commenters and say, ” I DID IT FOR YOU !!”.
So, Ralph. Although I love you, please sign here, giving me your rights, your deeds and bank account and after the wedding please sign the divorce papers. Then clear off !! “
On second thoughts !! Reblogging is NOT a wise move for me. :)
What I will do then is …..
Carry on as before as if nothing happened. (Nothing DID happen Ralph !!)
In fact, something did happen. I have found many more true blogging friends, plus new blogging friends and now TWO bloggers who like my posts as soon as I publish. I am honoured and privileged to know you all (not in the biblical sense, but that would make my day !! :) ).
See you behind the bike sheds !!
What do YOU think I should do ?
Ralph xox <3